| Steward on Monday 11:20 - Oct 3 with 2824 views | loftboy |
Hour before kick off standing down the front of the paddock chatting to friends like I have done for the past god knows how many years, a steward told me to take my seat as I wasn't allowed to stand there. I made him get the supervisor, after a few verbals she reluctantly agreed I could stay there until ten minutes before ko, the world has gone mad. | |
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| Steward on Monday on 11:28 - Oct 3 with 2342 views | smegma |
Was he wearing 3D glasses ??? | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 11:32 - Oct 3 with 2309 views | QPunkR |
We really do hire a bunch of w@nkers masquerading as sapient humans to wear those stupid hi-viz jackets.
Bunch of inbreds for the most part, if you ask me | |
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| Steward on Monday on 13:40 - Oct 3 with 2161 views | westolian |
No, Loftboy really is that big    | |
| I've found a team sheet for the weekend - anyone interested ? |
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| Steward on Monday on 13:44 - Oct 3 with 2130 views | HollowayRanger |
monday? | |
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| Steward on Monday on 14:14 - Oct 3 with 2060 views | westberksr |
yep, day after Sunday. | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 14:20 - Oct 3 with 2045 views | W7Ranger |
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| Steward on Monday on 14:44 - Oct 3 with 1981 views | Hayesender |
"You have been charged with whistling on a Tuesday" | |
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| Steward on Monday on 14:44 - Oct 3 with 1981 views | WokingR |
To be fair to them, some are alright
But, as you experienced Monday, you give them a badge and some think they have joined the Hitler youth.
We had one last year who tried to throw out a 3 year old boy because he had a Chelsea top on under his coat and jumper. First match he had ever been to, he had only ever heard of Chelsea from the telly as he was from Finland and his dad was trying to educate him on QPR.
Made a great first impression | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 14:46 - Oct 3 with 1971 views | smegma |
Was that in the lower loft just behind the goal ?? | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 14:55 - Oct 3 with 1941 views | WokingR |
No, V Block in Ellerlie Rd
We have some regulars there and most are alright but there is one complete chimp [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| Steward on Monday on 15:32 - Oct 3 with 1874 views | Hayesender |
Wow, that story makes me sad | |
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| Steward on Monday on 15:43 - Oct 3 with 1839 views | HollowayRanger |
you mean today isnt friday?
sorry not been right since i woke up tuesday night to find a ghost on me bed!  | |
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| Steward on Monday on 18:41 - Oct 3 with 1705 views | CHUBBS |
Me too,should have thrown his old man out for making him don that rag! | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 18:50 - Oct 3 with 1687 views | loftboy |
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| Steward on Monday on 19:52 - Oct 3 with 1606 views | QPRJennyxxx |
My dear Loftboy, the correct phrase when talking to stewards is "f--k off".
At Chelsea a few years back one told me I couldn't stand where i was, I used this phrase and he did. A while later he reappeared with his fellow Hi-vis boss to tell me i couldn't smoke, "i thought i told you to f--k off". they didn't bother me again. | |
| mmmmmm Lee Cook xxxxxxxxx |
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| Steward on Monday on 20:04 - Oct 3 with 1583 views | smegma |
And that concludes the case for the defence your honour. | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 20:06 - Oct 3 with 1571 views | QPRJennyxxx |
i've learnt since then though? | |
| mmmmmm Lee Cook xxxxxxxxx |
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| Steward on Monday on 20:49 - Oct 3 with 1518 views | Pablo_Hoopsta |
My experience with stewards, particularly this season has lead me to wanting to say the same, sadly I have seen how they will lie to their boss when someone complains and tells them to fark off to threaten people with legal proceedings! I've seen that shît happen completely unduly and unfairly to a QPR fan this season also in Ellerslie Road. | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 20:51 - Oct 3 with 1508 views | wombat |
Had similar on Tuesday went to walk into the lower loft as per usual the only slight difference was my arms in a fairly visible sling , steward goes can I search you sir my reply no feck off , he didn't pursue the matter funnily enough | |
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| Steward on Monday on 22:14 - Oct 3 with 1421 views | QPRJennyxxx |
had a sling for the hull game just prior to promotion, excellent for smuggling beer to your seat! | |
| mmmmmm Lee Cook xxxxxxxxx |
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| Steward on Monday on 22:19 - Oct 3 with 1408 views | wombat |
Lol will have to consider that as it looks like my slings gonna be in use for a few weeks more | |
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| Steward on Monday on 08:42 - Oct 4 with 1233 views | WokingR |
Another victim of a secret Scott Jones attack ? | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 08:51 - Oct 4 with 1216 views | real_loftus |
LoL
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| Steward on Monday on 10:19 - Oct 4 with 1170 views | wombat |
Lol nah even one handed he wouldn't be a problem | |
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| Steward on Monday on 12:03 - Oct 4 with 1105 views | MoonshineSteve |
Many moons ago was going into Villa Park with my arm in a sling. Copper asks "What's in the sling?". Really took a lot of self-control not to descend to sarcasm.
Hayes/Real - is that Spazpecker the Dumb? | |
| I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham. |
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