| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 08:35 - Mar 12 with 722 views | SaintNick |
Todays victim is James Bree, I would suggest something to the tune of I want to break free by Queen |  |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 09:26 - Mar 12 with 683 views | PatfromPoole |
Nathan Jones said “play for Charlton”
Bree said “Fcuk off b0llocks you’re a coont” [Post edited 12 Mar 9:27]
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 09:33 - Mar 12 with 672 views | saintwizzler |
I think my decision to stop attending away matches, for several reasons, one being the complete bellends that always seem to appear in my earshot was started by a James Bree song at Brentford.
“His name is a cheese,
His name is a cheese.
James Bree,
His name is a cheese.”
As sung over and over again by an unwashed saints fan who looked like he’d had a pint of ketamine.
The decision had begun…
WE WATCH AWAY GAMES ON THE SOFA DRINKING £1.40 PINTS OF HEINEKEN IN THE WARM ON |  |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 09:42 - Mar 12 with 663 views | PatfromPoole |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 09:33 - Mar 12 by saintwizzler |
I think my decision to stop attending away matches, for several reasons, one being the complete bellends that always seem to appear in my earshot was started by a James Bree song at Brentford.
“His name is a cheese,
His name is a cheese.
James Bree,
His name is a cheese.”
As sung over and over again by an unwashed saints fan who looked like he’d had a pint of ketamine.
The decision had begun…
WE WATCH AWAY GAMES ON THE SOFA DRINKING £1.40 PINTS OF HEINEKEN IN THE WARM ON |
Is it like watching football in a library, bae? | |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 10:42 - Mar 12 with 631 views | Ifonly |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 09:33 - Mar 12 by saintwizzler |
I think my decision to stop attending away matches, for several reasons, one being the complete bellends that always seem to appear in my earshot was started by a James Bree song at Brentford.
“His name is a cheese,
His name is a cheese.
James Bree,
His name is a cheese.”
As sung over and over again by an unwashed saints fan who looked like he’d had a pint of ketamine.
The decision had begun…
WE WATCH AWAY GAMES ON THE SOFA DRINKING £1.40 PINTS OF HEINEKEN IN THE WARM ON |
In response
Brie's spelt wth an i
Brie's spelt with an i
Your song is so stupid
that it makes me cry
2nd verse
His name's not a cheese
His name's not a cheese
He makes my niece go
weak at the knees |  | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 12:50 - Mar 12 with 556 views | InTimeAddedOn |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 10:42 - Mar 12 by Ifonly |
In response
Brie's spelt wth an i
Brie's spelt with an i
Your song is so stupid
that it makes me cry
2nd verse
His name's not a cheese
His name's not a cheese
He makes my niece go
weak at the knees |
Alternative verse
His name is James Bree
When he last took the knee
The seam on his shorts split
Now his arse feels the breeze
OK, I know, stick to the day job 🙂 |  | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:02 - Mar 12 with 544 views | SFC_Referee |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 09:33 - Mar 12 by saintwizzler |
I think my decision to stop attending away matches, for several reasons, one being the complete bellends that always seem to appear in my earshot was started by a James Bree song at Brentford.
“His name is a cheese,
His name is a cheese.
James Bree,
His name is a cheese.”
As sung over and over again by an unwashed saints fan who looked like he’d had a pint of ketamine.
The decision had begun…
WE WATCH AWAY GAMES ON THE SOFA DRINKING £1.40 PINTS OF HEINEKEN IN THE WARM ON |
And you’d rather be watching it all with us singing non stop about the skates, or would you prefer just complete silence? Still I guess there’s a reason why it’s only the Itchen north and Northam that do bother singing anymore |  |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:04 - Mar 12 with 543 views | SFC_Referee |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 09:42 - Mar 12 by PatfromPoole |
Is it like watching football in a library, bae? |
Yeah well with some of the last away games we had in the prem, you’d of thought that’s what most fans would’ve wanted…
Still it’s about time we get in some new creative songs, and don’t just sing all the same usual boring ones about the skates [Post edited 12 Mar 13:06]
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:20 - Mar 12 with 528 views | 1885_SFC |
To the tune of The Who's Substitute...
Substitute
James Bree
Substitute
No games for me
Substitute
I'm overlooked
Substitute
Russell thinks I'm poop |  |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:42 - Mar 12 with 504 views | saintwizzler |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:02 - Mar 12 by SFC_Referee |
And you’d rather be watching it all with us singing non stop about the skates, or would you prefer just complete silence? Still I guess there’s a reason why it’s only the Itchen north and Northam that do bother singing anymore |
I do what I want
I do what I want
I’m Saintwizzler
I do what I want
Stick your red card
Stick your yellow card
Stick your cards up your arse
Stick your cards up your arse
Hun | |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 14:06 - Mar 12 with 476 views | SFC_Referee |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:42 - Mar 12 by saintwizzler |
I do what I want
I do what I want
I’m Saintwizzler
I do what I want
Stick your red card
Stick your yellow card
Stick your cards up your arse
Stick your cards up your arse
Hun |
And what about the blue card? What do you want me to do with that one?
Although that second part to the song, would be a pretty decent one tbh, although I guess you won’t be singing it anytime soon from that armchair of yours | |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 14:12 - Mar 12 with 470 views | PatfromPoole |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:20 - Mar 12 by 1885_SFC |
To the tune of The Who's Substitute...
Substitute
James Bree
Substitute
No games for me
Substitute
I'm overlooked
Substitute
Russell thinks I'm poop |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 14:43 - Mar 12 with 451 views | InTimeAddedOn |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:20 - Mar 12 by 1885_SFC |
To the tune of The Who's Substitute...
Substitute
James Bree
Substitute
No games for me
Substitute
I'm overlooked
Substitute
Russell thinks I'm poop |
Beats my effort by a country mile 🙂 | | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 14:51 - Mar 12 with 447 views | TripleNiemi |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:02 - Mar 12 by SFC_Referee |
And you’d rather be watching it all with us singing non stop about the skates, or would you prefer just complete silence? Still I guess there’s a reason why it’s only the Itchen north and Northam that do bother singing anymore |
Don’t fret, that wall of noise that’s coming following the ground re-shuffle will sort the chaff from the wheat. Fingers crossed all the plums with their mobiles will fcuk off down the other end….. |  |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 14:53 - Mar 12 with 443 views | InTimeAddedOn |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:42 - Mar 12 by saintwizzler |
I do what I want
I do what I want
I’m Saintwizzler
I do what I want
Stick your red card
Stick your yellow card
Stick your cards up your arse
Stick your cards up your arse
Hun |
He’ll call you obsessed
He’ll call you obsessed
You’ll be the next one
He’ll call obsessed!!
😂 😂 | | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 15:10 - Mar 12 with 429 views | saintwizzler |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 14:06 - Mar 12 by SFC_Referee |
And what about the blue card? What do you want me to do with that one?
Although that second part to the song, would be a pretty decent one tbh, although I guess you won’t be singing it anytime soon from that armchair of yours |
Play nicely Ejiah x | |
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| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 18:39 - Mar 12 with 355 views | franniesTache |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 13:02 - Mar 12 by SFC_Referee |
And you’d rather be watching it all with us singing non stop about the skates, or would you prefer just complete silence? Still I guess there’s a reason why it’s only the Itchen north and Northam that do bother singing anymore |
If the choice is those two I’ll go with silence thank you.
And my effort for bree.
Bree, bree whoever you may be
You warm the bench amazingly
You were bought by Jones, of no use at all
Now you get paid to sit and watch football |  | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 20:04 - Mar 12 with 309 views | Manhattan_Lynx |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 18:39 - Mar 12 by franniesTache |
If the choice is those two I’ll go with silence thank you.
And my effort for bree.
Bree, bree whoever you may be
You warm the bench amazingly
You were bought by Jones, of no use at all
Now you get paid to sit and watch football |
Very good! I think we have found the forum's Kenny Rogers. |  | | |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 21:10 - Mar 12 with 270 views | kernow |
| Songs For Saints Players Day 2 on 18:39 - Mar 12 by franniesTache |
If the choice is those two I’ll go with silence thank you.
And my effort for bree.
Bree, bree whoever you may be
You warm the bench amazingly
You were bought by Jones, of no use at all
Now you get paid to sit and watch football |
Funny that.
I had that “Lord of the dance” Irish earworm boring into me yed there, !🙁 | | | |
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