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'Army's on ecstasy, so they say. Read all about it in USA Today. They brought in urine testing to make it go away 'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA.. '
Wax your chest, put on a mankini and sing a traditional Irish hard-core gabba techno song about missing your best mate's dog's birthday. I reckon you'd make the top 10 at least.
Can't wait for the episode of 'Supernatural' where they interview witnesses who swear blind they saw an apparition in hoops seemingly taking part in matches at Loftus Road between 2021 and January 2024.
Ladies, Gentlemen and dogs pretending to be people, I give you Les Claypool, Larry 'Ler' Lalonde and Tim 'Herb' Alexander - the one, the only, Primus.
Claypool is a fcuking genius. A bona fide, modern day idiot savant with moondust on his fingers and dodgy wiring upstairs. I love that man. Latest album/ EP is called Conspiranoid and it is glorious but 'Jerry' just lights up my brain. 'Dog will hunt...!'
Eurovision is brilliant. End of. Went to Lisbon to see it a few years ago and it was just fantastic. From what I've seen so far, Croatia's 'Rammstein-lite' schtick is the one to beat.
Can you imagine what they could do with, say, the value of one part-used Taylor Richards? Or a single Tyler Roberts? If that doesn't boil our collective piss, then it fcuking well should.
I think he'd said his goodbyes last week, to be fair, but the travelling support would definitely have appreciated a gesture from him. I mean, not mooning them obviously, but something.