Ello Bach,

Thanks for ew's letter a few weeks ago I az been away so this is the first chance i az ad to write to ew.

Its me Myra just come back like from a week away with Dot and Esme in Eastbourne. Evar since those buggers laid me off with the girls at the end of last season I az to say that I does not love the club like as I once did mun.

Larst week Esme showed me her new toy, i did not want to ave a look like, 'specially wen she said 'would U like to see my lap top Myra love'. I'v ad a few lads Phil in my time but at 68 I thought my days of lesbianism was done.

Well Phillip bach I iz glad i did cos well wot she showed me made me reely angry like.All ew's bugas on janet laughed at me and the girls with our shoe boxes from Clark's but avin' seen the mess that this new lot of prima donna's av gotten into well to be honest i just carnt elp but laugh at ol gobs Jenks oo was the one that laid me and the girls off.

Me and the girls was right proud of what we did like and no one can say that we double booked or did not even send tickets out to ew brilliant jackarmy lads. Mind ew no one would ever complain to us girls as one withering look and the biggest of ew jack bugas just wilted.I iz angry that they get some yanks in to try and sell and I iz not surprised that these yanks have no clue 'bout us jacks and football like.

Eneeway week before last me and Esme went to Mecca like cos its £150 a call and £25,000 for a national Full Owse so we wuz feeling lucky like, as ew do, well young Phillip imagine ow appy I wuz when i saw a young man i thort i new, young Matthew, my wot a beautiful young man he has turned out to be, i first saw im in the siop 10 years ago when iz dad brought im in, dew bach he's grown tried to have a quick chat but he brushed me and Esme aside as ee was calling bless im.

Always thort he looked settled with that hayley girl lovely they were together but a shame that nothing as yet has come to that, but as ew know Phil true love never runs smooth.

well bach I az to dash as I az to pack as me and Esme are off to a weeks tour of the Scottish Ighlunds tomorrow afternoon like and we is well up for it.

Myra