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The Final: Attack on Wembley - Netflix
at 06:24 24 May 2024

Furlong's goal against Oldham would be ultimate limbage for me. Under the lights, final minutes, just after a massive save - the second that Clarke played the ball through you knew it was a goal, and yet, and yet, this is QPR.

It was like someone drawing back a curtain and giving you a tantalising glimpse of a world where you never have to play Port Vale and Chesterfield again.

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The Final: Attack on Wembley - Netflix
at 07:28 23 May 2024

The country has been governed for 14 years by self-entitled Etonian wànk-in-someone-elses-sock necroswinophiliacs. I'm actually surprised we're not in worse shape.
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Hypothetical
at 05:55 17 May 2024

I have a raw, raw passionate hatred of Joey Barton because of that game.
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Da diddly qua qua da diddly qua qua
at 14:22 11 May 2024

"Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear"
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Andre the friendly ghost departs
at 14:15 11 May 2024

I'm getting better at understanding what Nourry is actually saying in these press releases.

"Andre's career is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. He was the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which will lead him, inexorably, to Conference football."



Cheers Christian, so we're letting him go, yeah?
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Manisha Taylor
at 14:16 10 May 2024

Erectile Disfunction and Impotence. Let's not be afraid to tackle the hard issues on here or even the issues that are a slightly lazy lob-on.
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Where will we finish next season ???
at 13:26 7 May 2024

16th deserves to be an option on it's own.
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Kakay Departs
at 12:02 7 May 2024

Come on lads, everyone knows the normal form game model is defined by the 3-tuple, Γ = 〈N,A,{uj}j∈N〉, where N is the set of players, A is the action space, and uj is the utility function for player j (each player in N has its own utility function).

Honestly, sometimes talking football on this board is like showing a dog a card trick...
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Kakay Departs
at 09:36 7 May 2024

You're right. We really should have taken the £13m Sheffield Utd were desperate to give us for his services.
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Palace put price tag on Eze
at 21:57 6 May 2024

I would say Zesh Rehman has possessed Casemerio but Zesh Rehman never won possession of anything.
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Palace put price tag on Eze
at 21:45 6 May 2024

Watching Palarse running a massive pork sword through what's left of Man U, you can't look past Olisse. If Eze had taken either of his chances this would be a gob-bumming.
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Keeping our loved assets
at 20:51 6 May 2024

Well here's a Ceefax image to cheer you up mate.

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Kakay Departs
at 19:46 6 May 2024

I genuinely hope he signs for Stockport County to replace Todd Kane.
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Slow, Stalled, Penalty Run Ups.
at 19:30 6 May 2024

Socrates smoked 60 Marlboro Red a day so 2 yards was probably as much run up as he could manage.
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Show us what you got!
at 19:23 6 May 2024

Enslaved Roman general Maximus must fight for his life and freedom in front of a capacity Anfield crowd whose sole contribution after singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" is to subject him to an increasingly ponderous stream of one-sided scouse "banter".

Soft Ladiator

(guest-starring Oliver Reed as "Our Kid Proximo").
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Slow, Stalled, Penalty Run Ups.
at 12:15 6 May 2024

I'm going to say I love the way Eze doess the drop-step for a penalty. Hull away, Preston at home - you can almost see the keeper going "must not get sat down, must not get sat down, must not...ahh shìt"
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Ainsworth 'Titbit' via the Stevenage Forum
at 11:42 6 May 2024

He's a revelation in that he's not Tony Fernandes, which to be fair, I'll take for now.
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Show us what you got!
at 11:36 6 May 2024

Money saving expert Martin Lewis shares thrifty tips on how to dine on a budget at East London's 3rd biggest club.

A Burger at the Orient for less.
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Show us what you got!
at 22:20 5 May 2024

Sean Bean* runs the Sheffield Utd squad through a series of murderous dragon and wolf-infested pre-season drills in a freezing arctic wasteland populated by the inbred and undead**: Game of Cones


* no relation to Marcus
** Hartlepool
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Show us what you got!
at 20:34 5 May 2024

A tour de force from De Niro in the chilling tale of an ex-convict's struggles to overcome an irrational phobia of French batter-based treats: Crêpe Fear.
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