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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 18:55 31 Jan 2026

Me neither but fk them anyway!
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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 17:01 31 Jan 2026

Set cocks to W@NK.

F**k Coventry!
F**k Frank Lampard!
F**k Eoinionon Jess!
F**k The Specials!

You f**king Rs!
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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 16:56 31 Jan 2026

F*ck me, has Loftus Road slipped into a black hole?!
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Your top 3 films!
at 16:43 31 Jan 2026

It's a good point. If I had to pick a comedy-only three it'd be these.


1. The Man With Two Brains. This film has more jokes per minute than any other film (probably) and most of them land.

2. Stir Crazy. The best Wilder/Pryor film. Just absolutely superb and has a ton of heart.

3. Groundhog Day. Damn, I want to say Ghostbusters. But Groundhog Day is just so great.


EDIT: we're 2-1 up against Cov and I'm too nervous to think about the football until it's over.
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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 16:39 31 Jan 2026

That was clean. Top of the net. Danish tastiness.
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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 16:36 31 Jan 2026

I hate being 2-1 up with meaningful amounts of time left on the clock. It's too much tension.

If we win though, I'll literally cum oil.
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20 MPH
at 15:14 31 Jan 2026

Driving's not the giggle it used to be. Luckily I live up north where traffic and 20mph limits isn't a thing yet but it'll come.

Thing is, it takes me 40 mins to drive to work. If I had to get buses/trains, it'd be double that and then some. And I used to get the train twenty years ago and it was bollocks. Waiting in the cold, the train getting cancelled. F**king miss me with all that shit. Those days are over. I need to drive, it's not optional. So stop f**king with it.

And 20mph. What a load of f**king shit that is. You know what, how about some responsibility from people who are walking/crossing the road. I'll tell you what I've never done. I've never run a red light, I've never gone over a zebra crossing without checking, I've never driven on the pavement like a cop in a 1970s car chase.

"Oh but if you hit someone at 20mph they've got a 400% better chance of not dying than blah blah blah... BLAH"

How about this? How about I drive like a normal person and you stop playing Frogger.

It doesn't matter if I'm driving 10mph or 40mph if you're on the pavement and not scampering around in the middle of the road like some sort of tw@t.

"Oh but what if a kid runs out"

Are we still doing that? How about you hold your kid's hand and not your iPhone. I never randomly ran across roads as a kid because my mum would have f**king known and sniped me from the roof top. She was f**king omnipresent.


"Already had 3 points and then in the space of 2 months picked 1 x 24mph in a 20 and 2 x 23mph. All on the same road, a main wide A road that was 40mph not so long ago. So about to lose my licene for 6 months."

24, 23 and 23. Losing your license for that is unconstutional! Instead of that, lock up drink drivers, lock up people who severely break the limit, lock up people who kill people with their cars. But don't go after a man who's just trying to get around at 23 mph. F**k. Cameron's Britain, bruv.
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RIP Catherine O'Hara
at 07:16 31 Jan 2026

She was in After Hours which is a great film.
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The No Brian Friday Choons Fred… Telephones
at 23:14 30 Jan 2026

Best song on a great album by an excellent band.
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Your top 3 films!
at 19:40 29 Jan 2026

I don't want no commies in my car. No Chelsea fans either!
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Your top 3 films!
at 20:11 28 Jan 2026

Groundhog Day is unf*ckwittable. It's deffo top ten for me.
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Your top 3 films!
at 16:16 28 Jan 2026

I've recently realised that a lot of people really love Kill List.
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Best Comedy Sketches / Moments
at 16:15 28 Jan 2026

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Your top 3 films!
at 07:21 28 Jan 2026

1. Repo Man
2. Enter The Dragon
3. The Terminator
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Guitar playing thread
at 18:01 24 Jan 2026

So, when this guitar arrived (brand new) in July the action was the worst I'd ever seen on a guitar since I started playing. Laughably high. But I was so into my nylon string guitar that I put this to the side until Xmas where I decided to try to set it up.

Complete shit show. Getting it lower gave me some dead-ish frets. Far too fked for me to fix. Luckily there's a guitar tech guy in town who is shit hot at this stuff. Dropped it off yesterday and picked it up today.

Truss rod/saddle adjustment. Recut the nut. And filed and redressed every fret to get things level. Insane work but the guitar is buttery now and I might actually use it.

Considering it cost £529, it really should have been better out of the box.
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Friday Choons - Obscure Choons You Love
at 13:12 23 Jan 2026



Superb, simple, perfect. This is the most unf*ckwittable tune out there.
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Friday Choons - Obscure Choons You Love
at 13:09 23 Jan 2026

Fking love that song.
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The 3 sides of a match thread at Oxford
at 16:54 20 Jan 2026

We're going to f**k them up.
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Dembélé new boo boy?
at 16:35 20 Jan 2026

See, when I think of John Terry, I think 'C*NT!'

But yeah Paul Furlong was exactly who I was thinking of in terms of turning it around.

I feel like Antti Heinola might have been another.
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Dembélé new boo boy?
at 10:14 20 Jan 2026

I don't believe in boo boys as such.

For me it just means the worst performing player. I've seen players go from shite to good, from 'boo boy' to cult hero.

If you're not trying or, worse, just aren't good enough then people will let you and the manager know. At least if you keep getting match time when you shouldn't.
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