JACKARMY.net POSTER PROFILE - Scousejack
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JackArmy.net accepts no liability for the inaccuracy of any poster profile. They are written with humour in mind and we cannot guarantee the accuracy of the information contained nor the similarity in the pictures used. POSTER PROFILE - Scousejack He was brought up next to Manselton school and quickly found a talent for making money by refusing to return the balls that went over the wall into his garden then selling them to his mates. At Bishop Gore Grammar he quickly realised he needed to improve his common ways and his mum sent him to elocution lessons and learned to play classical piano. Being expelled for cribbing at O level wasn't in his life plan so he went off the rails a bit causing havoc in the Kingsway most Saturday nights and on the Nurses night at the old Top Rank He was hounded out of Swansea in the late 70s by Worried and Angry Parents of impressionable teenagers, Scousejack (richard to his mum) landed on the Wirral Peninsular in the days when it was in Cheshire not in the Abomination that is Merseyside county. He becamewhere he quickly acclimatised to the drier climate and foundthe posher women more to his taste. Having astrong Manselton accent was a distinct advantage in the Champagne Belt as it was deemed to be of a high curiosity value in bedding the offspring of barristers, accountants drug dealers and other social elite. Amazingly he joined the Merseyside Police as his new partner told him he need a steady job.Although enjoying upsetting people especially Miners and Toxteth s brothers he did leave the Force twenty years later as probably the laziest,feckless and unmotivated copper everywhere. He prides himself with the fact that he conned various Chief Constables into promoting him and giving him postings that suited his sloth. His present employment is only privy to close friends (both of them) although he spends a lot of time avoiding Inland Revenue. Favourite Food...........Cooked Drink.........................Chateau Laffite 69.or Earl Grey with Lemon Most likely to say......Im not a Scouser Least like;y to say.......Im a Scouser All time hero..............Albert Tatlock..St Athan close second Favourite Visiting Fan...Mozzer.without doubt a decent man Swansea's version of..Albert Tatlock with touch of Victor Meldrew. Favourite posters,Watchman,Jeffnich,EXCB Least liked poster.Stagmad Greatest Honour.........Being named Joint Chief knobhead with reeco by Bury Boardi To Read Other Poster Profiles - Please Click Here WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS SERIES? CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL US YOUR OWN POSTER PROFILES. PLEASE USE THE ABOVE AS A GUIDELINE TO WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR What to read next:It was a pulsating game to watch and very much one of my favourite away games of the season. The Swans looked an entirely different side to that we saw at Middlesbrough when it is clear a catalyst for commitment was agreed behind the scenes at Swansea City. To a man every player grafted and wore the shirt with pride. To see the players really acknowledge the Swans support at Carrow Road this afternoon was emotional. Norwich City 2 - 2 Swansea City - Player Ratings and Reports
If you saw the match, please give us your player ratings and a mini match report. The Swans are on the Norfolk Broads, punting and boating their way to the end of the season. Hopefully the city of Norwich is obliging. Swansea City have set out on their second long distance away trip in two weekends, this time to Norwich for todays clash between the Swans and Canaries (3pm) Over the last ten meetings between the clubs Swansea City have won five times, Norwich the same. As a result of the news reported by Sky on Wednesday that five military horses had escaped and ran through central London, a Cardiff City follower thought it wise to relate the incident to the death of Swansea fan Terry Coles, 42. Liam Cullen has had his request for a new contract dismissed by Swansea City after discussions broke down last week. The lowest paid ‘senior’ player at the club ( he is twenty five) asked for a better contract increasing his £3,500 a week to around £7,000 a week over three years. Thanks to Gwyn we have a thorough assessment of this weeks officials who will take charge at Carrow Road this Saturday at 3pm. Norwich City will be keen to get the points to guarantee their play off slot, and Saturday is their first go. He was a revelation for the Swans for the few games he played this season, and now it emerges Sam Parker has ‘turned down’ a new Swansea City contract. News is thin on the ground, and some of it just incorrect as he looks to involve his representatives in some further negotiations. Plus his current contract runs for two more years. There were some worrying moments for the Swans yesterday, on three occasions mistakes from playing out from the back nearly saw the home side score. And is there now a case for Jamal Lowe to be offered a contract at Swansea ? With the passing of Leighton James yesterday we have a Saturday night treat for football fans, Swans fans and Wales followers the world over. Who can recall the magic boots imposing themselves on clubs throughout Wales and England ? |