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After a terrible season these might bring up a smile 15:46 - May 9 with 1518 views

A man buys a very expensive mens .
face cream .
He tells the chemist this is wonderful I have been using this for 2yrs look at my face and tell me how old I am.
Mid to late 30s He says.
No I am 49.
The chemist says Wow I am going to start using that.
He asks the clerk in the Post Office the same she says
I will get some for my husband.
He is so chuffed he asks everyone he meets.
A woman says I can guess how old you are but you must let me put my hand down your trousers.She unzips him and feels around for a minute then says you are 49.
That's amazing He says how do you know that. She says I was standing behind you in the chemist

The Pope is in Liverpool doing miracles for kids.
15yr old Jimmy asks if the pope can help with his hearing.
Yes says the Pope come to me He puts his hands on his ears says a prayer then asks if that has helped with your hearing.
I don't know says Jimmy it's not until next Wednesday

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Corny joke thread not good enough for you Welwyn? ðŸ¤ª

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