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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer 22:39 - Dec 4 with 2758 viewsmikehunt

Just to help kick start the festive mood,
Did you hear about Santa’s forgotten reindeer? Randolph the brown nosed reindeer? He was the one in the second row, just behind Rudolph, but they had to let him go because he was so bad at stopping.

I’ll get me coat .......

The worm of time turns not for the cuckoo of circumstance.

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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 00:10 - Dec 5 with 2686 viewsD_Alien


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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 09:49 - Dec 5 with 2569 viewsdownunder

Bob Wiliamson told that one, years ago now. Someone on here will remember him.
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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 09:57 - Dec 5 with 2554 viewsdingdangblue

My car was frozen over the other morning and I couldn't find the scraper for the windows, I had to improvise and use a store discount card that was in my wallet. It only took 20% off.

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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 10:18 - Dec 5 with 2534 viewsrochdaleriddler

Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 09:49 - Dec 5 by downunder

Bob Wiliamson told that one, years ago now. Someone on here will remember him.


Kippers for tea

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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 10:23 - Dec 5 with 2523 viewsTVOS1907

Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 09:49 - Dec 5 by downunder

Bob Wiliamson told that one, years ago now. Someone on here will remember him.


Fact: Dale used to have a player called Bob Williamson

You mean you STILL haven't worked out why some posts get down-ticked?

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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 10:28 - Dec 5 with 2522 viewsR17ALE

Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 10:18 - Dec 5 by rochdaleriddler

Kippers for tea


There’s some old jokes on here! I’ll push it back another decade!

Santa comes down the chimney to be met by a dolly bird in a nightie. She says “Santa, won’t you stay and have a sherry with me?”

He says, “oh I’m far too busy to stay”.

The leggy blonde stands up letting her nightie fall to the floor. She’s stark bollock naked.

Santa says, “well I’ll have to stop for that sherry now as I can’t get back up the chimney.”

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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 11:37 - Dec 5 with 2449 viewsEllDale

Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 10:23 - Dec 5 by TVOS1907

Fact: Dale used to have a player called Bob Williamson


Goalkeeper, ex Leeds who played in the 1960’s?
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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 13:25 - Dec 5 with 2374 viewsmikehunt

Stop me if you’ve heard this one:
Winter in East Germany. A couple go out for a stroll. After some slight precipitation the man says, “Feels like rain”.
“That was snow”, says his wife. “Nope. Definitely rain”, says the man. And so it continues.
Right says the bloke, there’s Rudolph from the local communist party branch. We’ll ask him what he thinks. So, they ask him and Rudolph says, in his opinion, it was rain for sure.
As he wanders off, the wife says, “Rubbish. How could he be so confident in his opinion?”
“Well,” says her husband, “ Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”.

I thang yow!

The worm of time turns not for the cuckoo of circumstance.

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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 19:07 - Dec 5 with 2249 viewspioneer

Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 11:37 - Dec 5 by EllDale

Goalkeeper, ex Leeds who played in the 1960’s?


Yes, back up to Les Green before Les went on to big things at Derby. Part of Bob Stokoe’s clear out in advance of promotion season.
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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 22:10 - Dec 8 with 1976 viewsmikehunt

One more for you:
Q. What was Santa’s other reindeer called? No?
A. Olive.
(Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names)

Pass us that bottle Santa.

The worm of time turns not for the cuckoo of circumstance.

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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 16:54 - Dec 9 with 1723 viewsBigKindo

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?
Nothing! It’s on the house!
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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 01:49 - Dec 11 with 1558 viewsdownunder

I bought a damaged piano at the beginning of lock down, which I have restored to the best of my ability, The left hand side is fine, but the right hand side refuses to stay in tune.
Anyhow, I have planned a few low key concerts over Christmas...
[Post edited 11 Dec 2020 1:50]
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Santa’s Forgotten Reindeer on 13:07 - Dec 15 with 1404 viewsDaleiLama

Very fitting delivery option for Santa at the end of the strangest year in my lifetime.



And then this

[Post edited 15 Dec 2020 13:16]

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