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Swans stories 19:19 - Sep 18 with 667 viewsLiberty

Having really enjoyed reading about Betty Jackal, anyone got any other great tales?

'Away days' seem to provide some of the more interesting ones.

Much appreciated, in advance.

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Swans stories on 19:20 - Sep 18 with 661 viewsJackfath

no

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Swans stories on 19:30 - Sep 18 with 641 viewsLiberty

Swans stories on 19:20 - Sep 18 by Jackfath

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Cheers .

You can't afford away days as you are enjoying too much pub grub. Eat at home, save up and go to an away match and share the adventure with us.

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Swans stories on 19:32 - Sep 18 with 631 viewsJackfath

Swans stories on 19:30 - Sep 18 by Liberty

Cheers .

You can't afford away days as you are enjoying too much pub grub. Eat at home, save up and go to an away match and share the adventure with us.


I've got no mates. Seriously. I have no life other than this on here. It's sad, but true.

I need help.

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Swans stories on 19:39 - Sep 18 with 624 viewsLiberty

Swans suporters bus cater for single travellers, no additional supplement to pay as long as you agree to run the bingo.

Could set up a Swans lonely hearts column / thread, give you something else to do in spare time.

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Swans stories on 19:41 - Sep 18 with 615 viewsdickythorpe

Big trip went up to Chester from West Wales nearly 20years ago. A lad in the group kept saying he was hearing voices in his head.
Nobody paid much attention.
After about all had consumed 8-10 pints one of the more caring members of the group decide to help this troubled chap out.

"What do these voices in your head say?"

"Well they keep saying do it, do it!" Said our troubled friend.

" right" said the caring one, " well there's only one way for it and that is to do it!"

Minutes passed as more rounds of drinks were ordered and drunk.

The troubled one had disappeared.

The caring one said " where's Tom?" (Name changed to protect)

Next thing there is a bar maid screaming her head off.

Our troubled friend is stark bollock naked except for a pair of washing up gloves on and a tub of butter , casually lobbing the finest spreadable Clover straight up his ' arris.
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Swans stories on 19:50 - Sep 18 with 599 viewsLiberty

Swans stories on 19:41 - Sep 18 by dickythorpe

Big trip went up to Chester from West Wales nearly 20years ago. A lad in the group kept saying he was hearing voices in his head.
Nobody paid much attention.
After about all had consumed 8-10 pints one of the more caring members of the group decide to help this troubled chap out.

"What do these voices in your head say?"

"Well they keep saying do it, do it!" Said our troubled friend.

" right" said the caring one, " well there's only one way for it and that is to do it!"

Minutes passed as more rounds of drinks were ordered and drunk.

The troubled one had disappeared.

The caring one said " where's Tom?" (Name changed to protect)

Next thing there is a bar maid screaming her head off.

Our troubled friend is stark bollock naked except for a pair of washing up gloves on and a tub of butter , casually lobbing the finest spreadable Clover straight up his ' arris.


Brilliant.

Hope everything worked our for 'Tom'


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Swans stories on 19:51 - Sep 18 with 596 viewsdickythorpe

"Tom" was sectioned later on in his life.
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Swans stories on 09:33 - Sep 19 with 465 viewsjacksinceever

Swans stories on 19:51 - Sep 18 by dickythorpe

"Tom" was sectioned later on in his life.


They've let me out now though!


Only joking mun - wasn't me - FACT!
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Swans stories on 10:19 - Sep 19 with 447 viewsCatullus

Swans stories on 19:32 - Sep 18 by Jackfath

I've got no mates. Seriously. I have no life other than this on here. It's sad, but true.

I need help.


Oh,poor mite. I'll be your pen friend. Sorry in advance if I forget to reply.

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Swans stories on 19:39 - Sep 19 with 357 viewsBillyChong

Swans stories on 19:20 - Sep 18 by Jackfath

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