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crown jewles 17:43 - Dec 6 with 4012 viewsdigswellhoop

all involved hang them it's treason
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crown jewles on 08:37 - Dec 7 with 1106 viewsSK_hoops

Should be able to find them easy enough. The proof is in the pudding.
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crown jewles on 08:59 - Dec 7 with 1036 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

I think I painted my living room with this.
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crown jewles on 10:20 - Dec 7 with 938 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 08:59 - Dec 7 by BazzaInTheLoft

I think I painted my living room with this.


Are you Jackson Pollock in disguise, Bazza?
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crown jewles on 10:51 - Dec 7 with 894 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

crown jewles on 10:20 - Dec 7 by TwoHalves

Are you Jackson Pollock in disguise, Bazza?


Nearly.

I'm Jamie Pollock. You're welcome.
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crown jewles on 11:19 - Dec 7 with 822 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 06:47 - Dec 7 by PlanetHonneywood

He actually inquired about the 'Corner Jokes' thread. I'm going to suggest if he were asking now, his thread would be titled, the 'Muller Corner Jokes.'


Respect there, Planet. It’s that sort of lateral thinking that feeds innovation and makes us come back for more. I’ve now formed a mental picture of Gerd Muller, the prolific German striker known as ‘Der Bomber’. Now I’m not sure Gerd ever took ‘corners’ as such, which does rather limit further incursions into ‘Muller Corner Jokes’ territory, but might there be an opportunity to explore dessert-related jokes that reference his nickname instead? La Bombe Surprise, for example? Or Bombe Glacée?

It’s entirely possible that I may not have thought this through properly.
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crown jewles on 11:26 - Dec 7 with 803 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 10:51 - Dec 7 by BazzaInTheLoft

Nearly.

I'm Jamie Pollock. You're welcome.


Well it’s all Pollocks at the end of the day.
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crown jewles on 16:47 - Dec 7 with 676 viewsizlingtonhoop

Gareth, it's only a trifling matter.
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crown jewles on 17:23 - Dec 7 with 631 views222gers

crown jewles on 08:59 - Dec 7 by BazzaInTheLoft

I think I painted my living room with this.


I've painted the town red a few times
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crown jewles on 18:37 - Dec 7 with 555 viewsthemodfather

nail em up
first offence , crucifixion
and some tw@t has used a pepper spray at heathrow airport causing panic and disruption
and some affected, so another for the executioner!
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crown jewles on 20:12 - Dec 7 with 482 viewsMaggsinho

crown jewles on 18:37 - Dec 7 by themodfather

nail em up
first offence , crucifixion
and some tw@t has used a pepper spray at heathrow airport causing panic and disruption
and some affected, so another for the executioner!


I don’t get it.
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crown jewles on 20:21 - Dec 7 with 456 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 20:12 - Dec 7 by Maggsinho

I don’t get it.


Misdirected from the ‘Timeless Lyrics’ thread?
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crown jewles on 21:41 - Dec 7 with 388 viewsdigswellhoop

they wouldn't repat
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crown jewles on 22:27 - Dec 7 with 352 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

crown jewles on 21:41 - Dec 7 by digswellhoop

they wouldn't repat


Probably easier if you list all the things that won't get us topped when you are in charge.
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crown jewles on 09:48 - Dec 8 with 215 viewsGhost_on_the_Westway

NAIL ‘EM UP, I SAY! NAIL SOME SENSE INTO ‘EM!

(apologies to Modfather, I just saw you did the same joke. Still, if I’ve learned anything in this life, it’s never pass up on the opportunity to quote from Life of Brian or Spinal Tap).
[Post edited 8 Dec 10:48]

I need a SAGA. What’s the SAGA? It’s ….. Queen’s Park Rangers.

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