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Reply | Five things about West Ham
at 15:19 25 Oct 2026
From your previous post it seems there was scope for dubious behaviour involving gaps in sinks and the Ladies loos.
"I have no idea how my phone (in video mode) was spotted in said gaps your honour". |
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Reply | West Ham Game Matchday Thread
at 17:59 24 Oct 2026
Made up for the Dobbster.
Has taken some dog's abuse and the only response he can give is a few in the old onion bag.
Another 12 or 15 of those this season and he's an honorary mush. |
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Reply | Top 25 Saints Legends - Discuss
at 20:17 22 Oct 2026
Yes, I guessed you were fishing for me with the CBF line 
Fun trivia fact...he played for us in the 1902 Cup Final |
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Reply | Top 25 Saints Legends - Discuss
at 19:43 22 Oct 2026
I am extremely old but I would need to be to have seen CB Fry.He was 13 when we were formed and died in 1956 at the age of 80 something..
He was really a cricketer and a brilliant one by all accounts. He played a handful of games for us and alarmingly played twice for the Skates.
My top two legends remain Davies and Channon. The latter dated a girl in my class who's old man owned the local riding stables..phuq me, it would need a drive by shooting to liven up that anecdote. |
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Reply | Top 25 Saints Legends - Discuss
at 14:45 22 Oct 2026
Tommy Forey now approaching mythical status.
The bloke of that name on the original list made 422 appearances and scored 47 goals...not Tommy Forecast I would say
The only guy called Tommy who made that many appearances was Tommy Traynor but he was a LB so doubt he scored 47 goals.
We need Interpol on the case to find this Forey fellow. |
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Reply | Top 25 Saints Legends - Discuss
at 13:28 22 Oct 2026
Ron Davies below Lambert and Stokes.That's a bit hard to swallow...as the actress said to the Bishop....also I note the shock omission of midfield supremo Jimmy Melia from the list. |
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Reply | Worse Saints Keepers Than Bazunu
at 22:31 16 Oct 2026
Although he was arguably the best defensive wing half we ever had, Cliff Huxford was probably the worst keeper.
In the pre subs days an injury to the keeper meant an outfielder had to fill in. Huxford was the designated "scapegoat" between 1961 and 1965.
In the 1961 league cup game vs Leeds we got 4 up before Huxford shipped 4 , only for a late winner for us from Derek Reeves...who incidentally scored all 5 that night.
Fun fact...Huxford's last stint as emergency stopper was in 1965....versus....can you guess..The fish molesters. |
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Reply | A new low for white supremacist Rupert
at 22:11 13 Oct 2026
I knew that...actually, being called a bell end is a common event for me..usually by my wife.
The high point of my abuse ridden life was when I went into the control room of the refinery that I was working at the time and asked the head operator if he could lend me one of his beefy young lads to help me shift a stuck valve. His reply lives in my mind to this day...
"Why don't you F8ck off and ask someone who cares you brothel bred snot gobbler."
Anything since pales into insignificance. |
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Reply | Have we ever beaten the Skates before with 10 men?
at 16:04 12 Oct 2026
Clive f*cking Thomas the sheep shagger from Tonypandy ...WAC..
Back then, we denizens of the Milton Road End would buy a programme and take up our position.
First order of business was to check the team sheet and the Ref...If Jimmy Melia was playing and Thomas was the ref we knew our chances of winning were in the same category as the chance we could get to jiggle Raquel Welch's boobs. |
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Reply | James Bree
at 10:23 12 Oct 2026
Should break into the charts with a bullet next week.
I too love Bree's contributions but would also say that on Saturday his attacking instinct was occasionally leaving acres of space behind him which Pompey nearly capitalised on a couple of times in the first half. Need mobile CB's to cover that. |
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Reply | Southampton V Portsmouth Matchday Thread
at 16:04 11 Oct 2026
Sky picked out a few Pompey fans from central casting...you know the look...
25 year old laceless hobnail boots.
Hand me down canvass trousers with clear evidence that the wearer had recently soiled themselves.
String vest with holes containing some remnants of the previous day's tasty roast squirrel dinner.
Teeth ( optional )
Long greasy unkempt hair and a wispy beard.
Some of their male supporters looked even worse. |
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Reply | Southampton V Portsmouth Matchday Thread
at 15:47 11 Oct 2026
Eckert's programme notes were right on the ball.
He said the key would be to embrace the pressure of a derby, the build up, the intensity and the passion of a support desperately wanting a win.
However he said that all that had to be channelled into a high tempo physical performance that was controlled by a cool head.
Looked like one or two of the boys hadn't read the notes. Luckily most had.
Great win but one regret is that Pompey were so piss-poor that I think we could have cleaned their clock with eleven on the pitch. |
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Reply | Nobel Peace Prize 2026
at 13:18 9 Oct 2026
That new statue of him in the European Parliament building in Strasbourg is chuckleworthy. |
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Reply | The Ipswich "spying"
at 17:21 8 Oct 2026
That will be the nuclear deterrent..100% compliance guaranteed. |
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Reply | The Ipswich "spying"
at 14:44 8 Oct 2026
Well said sir !
I would happily support a bill put before the disciplinary committee of the Forum that would pass into the constitution that any member mentioning Spygate be summarily ejected from said Forum for 6 weeks, suspended for 6 months. |
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Reply | Esther Rantzen RIP
at 18:54 3 Oct 2026
In Spanish pedo phiole translates as" fart bottle"'
Completely irrelevant?..perhaps, but one Local pub quiz night, that kind of knowledge might be the difference between winning and looking like a loser .
As John McEnroe said "Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser" |
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