| John Terry's house screwed on 09:55 - Jul 28 with 5855 views | Northernr |
Rossano Scamardella, prosecuting, said: ''Mr Terry made the mistake of posting a photograph of himself and his family on the social media platform, Instagram.
"Revealing as it must have done to anyone who saw it, that their house was empty."
He's got to be one of the world's thickest people surely? | | |  |
| John Terry's house screwed on 10:00 - Jul 28 with 5840 views | PlanetHonneywood |
A rare collection of Harry Potter books worth £18,000 and a £42,000 hand bag!
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| John Terry's house screwed on 10:04 - Jul 28 with 5832 views | Northernr |
Ones with lots of pictures and extra large text. | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 10:04 - Jul 28 with 5832 views | derbyhoop |
Oh dear. What a pity. Never mind. | |
| Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one’s lifetime. (Mark Twain)
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| John Terry's house screwed on 10:14 - Jul 28 with 5799 views | hoof_hearted |
A fool and his money are soon parted. I lower my guess for his appearance in the bankruptcy court to 10 years. Less if the inevitable divorce goes badly for him. | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 10:22 - Jul 28 with 5774 views | Mick_S |
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| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 10:24 - Jul 28 with 5759 views | Konk |
Having a fantastic time ski-ing with my entire family. We don’t get back to Heathrow until Sunday night. The burglar alarm code is JT26 and the back door key is under the mat. #carefree #dimcun t | |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 10:29 - Jul 28 with 5727 views | isawqpratwcity |
The value of the books was reduced because he'd already started colouring some of the pictures in. | |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 11:37 - Jul 28 with 5619 views | stowmarketrange |
Were they his handbags?
His house must be like the shop in the Mr Benn programmes.There's a suit of clothes for every job he has to do,fireman,judge,collecting trophies he had no hand in winning etc. | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 11:50 - Jul 28 with 5590 views | Konk |
“Police officers initially thought that his £140,000 Bentley had been stolen as part of the raid, after it was found abandoned on the steps leading to a local community centre, but Terry confirmed that he himself had left it there because he’s a massive seeping ars ehole”. | |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 11:59 - Jul 28 with 5560 views | blacky200 |
Not defending stupidity but I always find it amazing how many people post stuff about going away on holiday. I'd never tell people that I'll be away for the next two weeks abroad and the house will be empty. Oops | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 12:04 - Jul 28 with 5527 views | Wren67 |
That's really cruel, I think am beginning to have sympathy for poor JT  | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 12:09 - Jul 28 with 5509 views | hopphoops |
Otherwise known as a pallet of hardbacks knocked off from a distribution centre in Kettering. | |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 12:30 - Jul 28 with 5446 views | JAPRANGERS |
A fkin 42 grand handbag?? Makes you sick when you think poor Stan's family is struggling to get the funds together for his treatment. Obscenely rich players like JT should be putting say 10% of their "earnings" into a fund for the caring of past players like our Stan. If not voluntary, make it compulsory. | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 12:32 - Jul 28 with 5437 views | Konk |
...Alongside four chest freezers full of supermarket meat and sixteen bin bags of leisure wear still bearing security tags. | |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 12:43 - Jul 28 with 5382 views | Northernr |
Although the mystery of why she sticks around while he goes porking his team mates wives has a pretty solid conclusion now. | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 12:45 - Jul 28 with 5373 views | R_from_afar |
Good point.
My parents were about to go on holiday a while back and went to the newsagent to cancel the 'papers while they were away. Imagine their horror when the dozy shop assistant bellowed to their manager in the back office, across the busy shop, that the 'papers for 312 Church Road needed to be cancelled 
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| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 12:46 - Jul 28 with 5372 views | Konk |
Or maybe footballers could form a trade union, pay subs into that, have millions paid in from the TV deals etc. and that money could go to help support former players with their care arrangements? Alternatively, they could pay their CEO £3m+ p.a. and bung former pros a fiver every now and then. | |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 13:05 - Jul 28 with 5320 views | BrianMcCarthy |
"Doris? Doris, love?
I'll just give 'er a shout out back...
Doris?
The Terrys are here, they're off on 'olidays skiing . Can you cancel their subscriptions of "Nazi Cuckold Hunters", love?
Ta very much" | |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 13:17 - Jul 28 with 5282 views | Northernr |
If you can afford £42k for a handbag you can afford a house sitter for a week, or proper security. Bloke's a standard fcking cretin. | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 13:26 - Jul 28 with 5253 views | Konk |
After a series of burglaries down his street, my mate bought a life size cardboard cut-out of a storm trooper when he was pi ssed, and the plan was he was going to leave it in his hallway when he was out for the day or on holiday, so that anyone looking through his letter box would be scared off. By a Storm trooper. In Archway. Genius. | |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 13:30 - Jul 28 with 5231 views | Northernr |
He thinks he's Macaulay Culkin. | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 13:59 - Jul 28 with 5159 views | headhoops |
Police have named the 'mastermind' behind the gang as none other than a 'Sue Terry'.
Known for her previous flip flop and frozen food rustling she was spotted brazenly touting one of the bags around whilst being mistaken for a prostitute internet porn star. Pleading her defence she said I have a husband and sons habits to feed.
Police said that whilst a number of designer bags from Gucci and Prada were taken the scum bag was safe as he was on holiday. | |
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| John Terry's house screwed on 15:20 - Jul 28 with 5050 views | rsonist |
Always been a bunch of t055ers them lot if you ask me. | | | |
| John Terry's house screwed on 15:20 - Jul 28 with 5046 views | kensalriser |
Quite a resemblance to Marine le Pen, which figures. | |
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