| Everyday Observations 19:26 - Aug 25 with 10588 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Chinese takeaways that advertise Fish and Chips are competent at neither. | | | |  |
| Everyday Observations on 19:45 - Aug 25 with 6060 views | colinallcars |
Pubs that serve bitter at the same temperature as lager. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 19:52 - Aug 25 with 6039 views | stevec |
A wooden spike through your burger bun will automatically double the price. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 20:37 - Aug 25 with 5959 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Prior to a barista stumbling on an ‘Americano’ it had been impossible to get a black coffee at any stage in human history. | |
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| Everyday Observations on 22:29 - Aug 25 with 5835 views | CiderwithRsie |
TBF vampire cows do make excellent minced beef. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 22:38 - Aug 25 with 5822 views | Boston |
It's the garlic mate. | |
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| Everyday Observations on 22:49 - Aug 25 with 5808 views | smegma |
Anyone who drinks bitter is a wrong 'un and probably owns a whippet. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 23:10 - Aug 25 with 5769 views | Boston |
No mild comments from smegs. | |
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| Everyday Observations on 23:16 - Aug 25 with 5759 views | smegma |
Mild drinkers are worse than bitter drinkers. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 23:16 - Aug 25 with 5759 views | DannyPaddox |
Some of my best chips have been from Chinese Takeaways. Chinese chippy near the Orient ground in the 1970s. More ecent Chinese takeaway way down Goldhawk Road. I’ve pondered. The chips absorb the five spice and/ or the monosodium glutamate. Whatever. Chips (and Fish) from Chinese Takeaways are the fkin best. And believe me I’ve eaten a lot of chips.
#ChipAdvisor | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 23:51 - Aug 25 with 5689 views | qprxtc |
It’s illegal to be drunk in a pub. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 00:19 - Aug 26 with 5665 views | smegma |
I went to a Spurs game the other week and had THE worse fish n chips ever from a Chinese place next to the ground. I would have been better eating inside the ground as it actually looked edible | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 08:53 - Aug 26 with 5537 views | colinallcars |
I'll 'ave a mild and bitter please.
Oh, and an arrowroot biscuit and a bowl of water for me whippet.
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| Everyday Observations on 10:13 - Aug 26 with 5460 views | TacticalR |
'The chips absorb the five spice and/or the monosodium glutamate.'
It's the aura of the Mystic East. | |
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| Everyday Observations on 10:28 - Aug 26 with 5433 views | nix |
People who speak really loudly in public are rarely talking about anything interesting.
People who put empty boxes of something tasty back in the fridge so you miss out on a much longed for late night snack deserve severe punishment (younger son I'm looking at you. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 11:29 - Aug 26 with 5369 views | derbyhoop |
I'd always drink something with taste compared with the pale yellow p*** that passes for beer in far too many establishments.
Waits for Clive to come back touting the merits of Peroni.!!! | |
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| Everyday Observations on 11:34 - Aug 26 with 5353 views | cyprusmel |
A long while back Light and bitter and Brown and Mild were very popular, biggest selling drinks in my pub. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 11:39 - Aug 26 with 5345 views | cyprusmel |
There used to be a very good Chinese Chip shop next to Acton Market, I don't know if it is still there. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 11:56 - Aug 26 with 5308 views | johann28 |
One of the many disadvantages of mobile phones is that you can't angrily slam the phone down if you want to end a call. Violently pressing the end call button isn't nearly as satisfying | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 12:09 - Aug 26 with 5271 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
Light and bitter
When bitter use to be pulled not dispensed
You would get 3/4 pint of better and then well over a pint with the light topped in.
Lager is for louts. | |
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| Everyday Observations on 12:26 - Aug 26 with 5238 views | ngbqpr |
You can dismantle something, but have you ever mantled anything? | |
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| Everyday Observations on 15:26 - Aug 26 with 5146 views | Boston |
Yeah, piece by piece. | |
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| Everyday Observations on 09:13 - Aug 27 with 4854 views | Mick_S |
Picture menus outside restaurants = rot.
I know what a kebab looks like. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Everyday Observations on 09:19 - Aug 27 with 4841 views | enfieldargh |
People who leave a mouthful of food on their plate | |
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| Everyday Observations on 11:27 - Aug 27 with 4742 views | runningman75 |
A craft beer does not taste better if served by a man with a beard. | | | |
| Everyday Observations on 11:28 - Aug 27 with 4739 views | Mick_S |
They all taste very similar. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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