| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in 00:42 - Jun 9 with 2420 views | numptydumpty |
So my scouting network has enabled me to source an entirely new first eleven of players available on a free due to being released from their clubs at the end of the the recent close of season.
So it is as follows :
Goalkeeper
Joe Lumley
Defence
Ryan Manning Phil Jagielka Richard Keough Todd Kane
Midfield
Jake Livermore James Milner Alex Oxlade Chamberlain Ashley Young
Attack
Teemu Pukki Troy Deeney
Do you want me as your new Director of Football ??
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT !!!
[Post edited 9 Jun 2023 0:46]
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| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 07:01 - Jun 9 with 2232 views | Tonto |
Hell no.
Couldn't afford half of them. Several dodgy characters and a very dodgy keeper.
I would rather stick with evil les. | |
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| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 07:42 - Jun 9 with 2172 views | stevec |
You lost me at Joe Lumley | | | |
| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 07:47 - Jun 9 with 2167 views | DaBurgh |
I'm assuming that this is alcohol induced and meant as a bit of a laugh. | | | |
| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 08:04 - Jun 9 with 2139 views | WokingR |
And an average squad age of 87 too ! | | | |
| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 08:16 - Jun 9 with 2119 views | DejR_vu |
Don’t give him any ideas.
Won’t need the algor… algorith…alg …. Urrgh, computer, this year | |
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| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 09:56 - Jun 9 with 2013 views | peterlund_dk |
If AI/ChatGPT was hired as DoF to bring in a new starting XI, our team next season would look like this:
"As a football scout for Queens Park Rangers, here's a proposed starting lineup consisting of realistic transfer targets, considering various positions and potential budget constraints. Please note that transfer availability and prices can change rapidly, so it's essential to consult up-to-date sources for the most accurate information.
Goalkeeper:
1. David Marshall (Unattached) - Experienced goalkeeper with good shot-stopping ability and leadership qualities.
Defenders:
2. Danny Simpson (Unattached) - A solid right-back with experience in the Championship, known for his defensive discipline.
3. John Egan (Sheffield United) - A commanding center-back who can provide stability and leadership at the back.
4. Darragh Lenihan (Blackburn Rovers) - A strong and versatile center-back who is good in the air and comfortable on the ball.
5. Tom Pearce (Unattached) - A promising left-back who can provide attacking impetus down the flank.
Midfielders:
6. Lee Evans (Wigan Athletic) - A technically gifted central midfielder with excellent passing range and vision.
7. Andy King (Unattached) - A seasoned midfielder with Premier League experience, offering composure and versatility.
8. Kasey Palmer (Bristol City) - A creative attacking midfielder who can unlock defenses with his dribbling and passing ability.
Wingers:
9. Yanic Wildschut (Unattached) - A pacey and direct winger who can provide width and contribute with goals and assists.
10. Tom Ince (Stoke City) - A skillful and experienced winger capable of providing creativity and goals from wide areas.
Striker:
11. Sam Gallagher (Blackburn Rovers) - A tall and powerful striker who can hold up play and pose a threat in the box."
[Post edited 9 Jun 2023 10:02]
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| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 22:44 - Jun 9 with 1802 views | numptydumpty |
Was said very tongue in cheek !!! | |
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| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 18:19 - Jun 10 with 1453 views | Benny_the_Ball |
That team must have an average age of 64. Evil numpty out! | | | |
| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 23:13 - Jun 10 with 1313 views | numptydumpty |
Dad's Army perhaps !!! | |
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| My application to be new DoF - Entire Team of Free Transfers in on 10:44 - Jun 11 with 1153 views | HAYESBOY |
You have no experience, never played as a professional and have no qualifications..................... You're a shoe in son. | |
| Smells like a trout farm in here |
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