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Single file Queuing.. in pubs!
at 17:56 8 Jun 2024

its nearly 20 years since i worked in a kitchen but i remember...

Garlic bread too being to garlicy
The portions are too big - don't f*cking eat then
I'm allergic to onions
I can't eat cheese on a thursday

Must be much much worse now.

Allergic - you eat it and die

Intolerances have been confused with ppl simply not liking things
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Clever Shop Names
at 14:22 6 Jun 2024

Bristol used to have a

Jason Donna Kebab Van
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Bikes in London
at 17:12 31 May 2024

Jesus, you really are the bores bore aren’t you? Or to borrow Clive’s analogy the reason Mrs browns boys perpetuates.

I often wonder what motivates ppl who can only deal in meaningless banal platitudes: need for approval, lack of originality, desire for simplicity/attention, avoiding depth to mask a lack of intelligence, whatever it is, I’m sure you probably just need a cuddle.

But this is you:

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Bikes in London
at 18:58 30 May 2024

100% an offence:

Penalty for a “Close Pass”
If the case is brought before the court, careless driving can see you receive anywhere from 3-9 penalty points, a fine of between 50%-150% of your weekly income, or even a discretionary disqualification from driving.
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Bikes in London
at 15:26 30 May 2024

Stop look and listen should be plastered everywhere as may pedestrians walk straight out into the road

Unfortunately, I think it’s as you say that they don’t give a f*ck. they are painted white/black and have big flashing lights at them so it’s pretty obvious what they are for
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Bikes in London
at 14:59 30 May 2024

establish that a cyclist passed too close
slipstreamed motor vehicles,
riding without holding the handlebars

None of these are actual offences as far as im aware however much you might want them to be or think they should. I’m sure you are a legal expert as well amongst other things….

But, really, if you have to resort to flat out making things up the adults are talking princess

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Bikes in London
at 12:29 30 May 2024

No, don’t come on here with an even handed view point, they are c*nts, tw@ts, sub human self serving scum, out there getting some exercise and reducing the number of vehicles on the road.
Assault, abuse and try and kill the f*ckers for their choice of transportation (use WWF moves) then give it the biggen about it on a football forum - this is the way
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Bikes in London
at 11:52 30 May 2024

On your last point, I think that explains a lot of the vitriol on here

They voted for it and they added 2% on to our mortgages, pumped shite into rivers etc

All you can hear now is the horrifying & terrible sound of ppl not wanting to admit (to themselves or anyone else) that they are not only part of the problem but maybe the cause of it entirely. Thankfully, slowly and surely these attitudes are dying.

But not without reverence for the good old days when you could beat the shit out of your Mrs, drive home after 12 pints and face absolutely no consequences whatsoever
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Bikes in London
at 20:36 29 May 2024

If the police establish you did pass too close having reviewed the footage? Or do the rules or the road/Highway Code we’ve heard so much about not apply in such instances? Grasses!
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Bikes in London
at 20:16 29 May 2024

He said: "It's been heart-wrenching watching my dad try to come to terms with the absence of his soul mate.

But cyclists aren’t human are they so ‘clothes line the fúckers’ an actual quote, from a presumably adult man
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Bikes in London
at 19:37 29 May 2024

Absolute 100% pure fantasy, straight out of WWF & playground. Which bit of your arm did you use to 'clothe(s) lined the fúcker.'?

The end with your hand on? as that would be little more than a slap
The bit in the middle with the bend/joint in it?
The end nearest your shoulder? as the handle bars would have hit your fat gut long before you got anywhere near the individual.

Where did you hit the cyclist? How fast was he going? top of head, face, shoulders, arms, neck and what the result?

I implore you, for your own good, do not act on this idol fantasy.
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Iconic Graffiti
at 19:29 27 May 2024

Hackney Wick

I came, I saw, I tried MDMA….

My parents bought a flat
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These Manager Appointments are Mad
at 15:13 24 May 2024

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[Post edited 24 May 15:14]
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Old Trafford
at 20:17 13 May 2024

I regularly tell ppl about one of Clive’s comments re: water pressure being ‘too difficult’ to fix because they’d have to dig up the road… so fair play to ya, that’s some going
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fury v usyk , here we go
at 20:10 13 May 2024

Absolute embarrassment… can’t imagine the Saudis will be too happy with that either

It’s sports washing….. not sports dirtying
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Andre Dozzell
at 11:30 1 May 2024

He was shite, lightweight and many games you would struggle to know he was even playing

Thank jeyus (MC?) we got him to f*ck.

I have him down as one of our worst players in recent years. Everyone’s is entitled to their opinion but I suspect you are firmly in the minority with you assessment

Tbf he was available to play a lot but then so could I be for the right money
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Are we capable of going up next season.
at 22:26 29 Apr 2024

I’m going to stick a oner on it… purely due to MC
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Dickie off
at 10:21 28 Apr 2024

Glad to hear he’s doing well and sad to see that particular youngling eaten.

Big fan of his and yes he was shite the same time everyone else was…. A mercy killing/transfer

Good luck to him, we need to start selling players at the top of their form, not the bottom and that not on him
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Non-QPR – Can we type (not talk) about Alexa?
at 21:26 15 Apr 2024

If you aren’t paying for the product - you are product.
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Tiger a chance on me but don't let me down Hull Vs QPR Match Thread
at 15:52 13 Apr 2024

We’ve had 3 throws on theirs 18yrd late, only one thrown to the near post. No time to take a fecking corner! They are much better than us, no speed in our play
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