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Reply | Armstrong New Contract ?
at 20:44 6 Apr 2024
Man, this is hard..it's like slagging off your nans colostomy bag..
he's a roman candle firework.. a uranium fissile missile, a blitzkreig slow motion riot in blue and white hoops. A molten flow of magma.. Burning bright magnesium in a petridish..
The young bloke you would sell your arse for on ronnie krays meatrack to marry your daughter. He's one of us to the bone marrow..
alas , imo, he will never be a finisher , a goal poacher, Goal scorer, center forward as long as Nancy Spungen wore ripped fishnets. I love the kid. in extremis. But a striker.. no.. never.
no shame in that, i wanted to open the batting for middlesex and had to settle working as a reinsurance broker at lloyds of london before a nervous breakdown and retraining as a probation officer of no great note.
Sinclair has surmounted the sawtooth waves of achievement i never dreamed of. The worlds his lobster, my son. Just not as a striker.
IMO.
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Reply | Barry Bannan
at 18:53 6 Apr 2024
Swear down he plays like Sócrates circa 1982 everytime he plays against us.
The fact he looks like the SirJohn Mills Village idiot from 'Ryans Daughter' is small consolation. |
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Reply | The Owl and Jude the Pussycat - A QPR match thread
at 17:02 6 Apr 2024
Right , thats that, i'm off to drop a couple of micky mills.. come up in about 40 minutes and then ring Bri mcarthy to tell him that i love him in perpetuity.
Still keeping the faith. I think we'll be ok.. just. |
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Reply | The Owl and Jude the Pussycat - A QPR match thread
at 16:53 6 Apr 2024
I've drawn out a pentangle of rock salt and burnt some thornapples to raise the spirit of tommy hitchock for a last minute equaliser.
Man, if we had a fackin' Racihd Harkouk we'd be 3-1 up. |
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Reply | The Owl and Jude the Pussycat - A QPR match thread
at 16:44 6 Apr 2024
Still Paralyzed over that Tommy pinball machine goal. Its taken me 15 minutes to recover.
If we get a point out of this i swear to the great valhalla odin norse god of lowenbrau i will never touch a drop of alcohol again.
amen. |
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Reply | The Owl and Jude the Pussycat - A QPR match thread
at 15:48 6 Apr 2024
i must admit to being a bit over confident for this game , i was watching the first 20 minutes like some societal fop watching a lord Byron play through late 19th century french opera house glasses.
But as the game wears on, i'm beginning to realise sheffy wendy are here to go toe to toe in the octagon. Every dark art being played for a point earned. |
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Reply | The Owl and Jude the Pussycat - A QPR match thread
at 15:23 6 Apr 2024
I hope not, It's Frey bentos steak and ale pie and Butterscotch angel delight tonight for tea at the rehab center, and they'll lock me out if i don't get back by quater past 5. |
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Reply | The Owl and Jude the Pussycat - A QPR match thread
at 14:46 6 Apr 2024
I've been in rehab ever since Jimmy Dunnes Liam Brady Style 1978 swerver against the Brumimie Zulu Warriors.
They let me out this morning to attend the game if i promosed to go back at 4.50pm.
urrrrrrrs ;-) |
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Reply | The Owl and Jude the Pussycat - A QPR match thread
at 14:34 6 Apr 2024
Marti's got more funk than a shaolin monk.
'er indoors is out for the afternoon so i'm on a medicinal compound of Lowenbrau, Monkey shoulder Rum and a smartie cap top of off-the-rock pork scrathings.
Most efficacious in every case.
2-0 to the R's and a clinical, surgical strike double from chair who'll have his Hans Krankl shooting boots on this afternoon. [Post edited 6 Apr 14:35]
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Reply | Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread
at 17:30 29 Mar 2024
I can confirm that by computating on my 3-axis accelerometer, my 3-axis gyroscope and my 3-axis magnetometer pinpointed at the center mass of the ball where Jimmy put his foot through it, The spin rate and prodigious swerve was 24% greater than Liam Brady's strike at Spurs 1978.
Magic. [Post edited 29 Mar 17:33]
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