| Hmm, at a wedding 00:39 - Aug 24 with 3513 views | Boston |
...in Ireland. Just met a young lady who lives in Batman Close. She's not overly keen on QPR, apparently we use her front door as a toilet. [Post edited 24 Aug 2022 0:40]
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 00:52 - Aug 24 with 3436 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
Why are you still up Boston its almost 1 am haha | | | |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 01:44 - Aug 24 with 3383 views | SydneyRs |
Tell her to stop taking the piss. | | | |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 07:56 - Aug 24 with 3171 views | Rs_Holy |
its probably quicker to leave the Stanley Bowles Stand, walk to Batman Close, have a slash there and then return to your seat than it is to queue for the bogs at HQ.... If you invited her to a match she would understand!.... simples. [Post edited 24 Aug 2022 13:20]
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 08:02 - Aug 24 with 3140 views | colinallcars |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 07:56 - Aug 24 by Rs_Holy |
its probably quicker to leave the Stanley Bowles Stand, walk to Batman Close, have a slash there and then return to your seat than it is to queue for the bogs at HQ.... If you invited her to a match she would understand!.... simples. [Post edited 24 Aug 2022 13:20]
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I usually sit on the wall in Batman Close for a while if I'm early for the game. There are distinct groups, younger ones smoking weed and slightly older ones quaffing from cans.
Sometimes the police come along and move them on. I imagine the residents dread “matchdays” as the media calls it. [Post edited 24 Aug 2022 8:07]
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 08:04 - Aug 24 with 3127 views | Metallica_Hoop |
I bet you get less splashback from her door than you do in the lower loft tin pots.
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| Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 08:52 - Aug 24 with 2941 views | Dorse |
Keep your Batman close and your enemies closer. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 10:45 - Aug 24 with 2713 views | MrSheen |
Holy Urinary Indiscipline, Batman Close! |  | | |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 11:10 - Aug 24 with 2646 views | DavieQPR |
At least there not Robin her. |  | | |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 11:23 - Aug 24 with 2602 views | headhoops |
its no joking matter, nobody wants a riddler at their front door, mind you the urine will scare off both penguins and catwomen. |  |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 12:07 - Aug 24 with 2493 views | Boston |
Few regulars from the Askew also in attendance. | |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 12:21 - Aug 24 with 2452 views | danehoop |
I thought this was some kind of limerick when it started |  |
| Never knowingly understood |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 12:46 - Aug 24 with 2403 views | R_from_afar |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 11:23 - Aug 24 by headhoops |
its no joking matter, nobody wants a riddler at their front door, mind you the urine will scare off both penguins and catwomen. |
Apparently, human urine will deter wolves from entering an area - sadly, I have never tried it - so that resident of Batman Close need have no concerns about lupine encroachment.
I know you needed to know that, no need to thank me  |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 14:27 - Aug 24 with 2213 views | Boston |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 12:21 - Aug 24 by danehoop |
I thought this was some kind of limerick when it started |
Close, but it's in Waterford actually. | |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 15:32 - Aug 24 with 2074 views | Mick_S |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 14:27 - Aug 24 by Boston |
Close, but it's in Waterford actually. |
That’s a Corker. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 16:49 - Aug 24 with 1964 views | headhoops |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 12:46 - Aug 24 by R_from_afar |
Apparently, human urine will deter wolves from entering an area - sadly, I have never tried it - so that resident of Batman Close need have no concerns about lupine encroachment.
I know you needed to know that, no need to thank me |
Thank you I will - will try it tonight, been plagued with wolves lately  | |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 17:35 - Aug 24 with 1890 views | A40Bosh |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 12:21 - Aug 24 by danehoop |
I thought this was some kind of limerick when it started |
Here is one for you then....
A girl from that place Batman Close
told our Boston t'was 'really quite gross'
that her doorstep Rsss used
to expel their stale booze
left her fearing she'd catch some bad dose |  |
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| Hmm, at a wedding on 19:31 - Aug 24 with 1767 views | distortR |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 12:46 - Aug 24 by R_from_afar |
Apparently, human urine will deter wolves from entering an area - sadly, I have never tried it - so that resident of Batman Close need have no concerns about lupine encroachment.
I know you needed to know that, no need to thank me |
Forget wolves, will it deter birmingham city? | | | |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 21:06 - Aug 24 with 1649 views | MrSheen |
| Hmm, at a wedding on 17:35 - Aug 24 by A40Bosh |
Here is one for you then....
A girl from that place Batman Close
told our Boston t'was 'really quite gross'
that her doorstep Rsss used
to expel their stale booze
left her fearing she'd catch some bad dose |
A girl at a wedding once showed
Me the handiest place to unload
Any piss, shit or vomit
You need to deposit
That can’t wait for Ellerslie Road
One of Philip Larkin’s best. [Post edited 24 Aug 2022 21:10]
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