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Reply		rip
at 17:43 7 Jan 2026

Martin Chivers too.
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Reply		West Ham tickets
at 14:37 7 Jan 2026

What, no cash?
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Reply		West Ham tickets
at 14:33 7 Jan 2026

A squirt of WD40 usually does the trick.
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Reply		thoughts on west ham in t'cup
at 18:41 5 Jan 2026

Not sure we’re quite in FA ‘peace prize’ territory just yet.
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Reply		Flex FM
at 12:37 31 Dec 2025

Bring back the Light Programme I say.
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Reply		Modern football annoyances part 12.3 sub section ii
at 18:02 29 Dec 2025

The ‘too cool to celebrate’ goal celebration. You’ve scored FFS. Show some emotion! The only exception is for ‘consolation’ goals when you’re 5-0 down with five minutes to play.
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Reply		Cockney's record collection
at 17:11 29 Dec 2025

Herb did like an old strumpet TBF.
[Post edited 29 Dec 2025 19:45]
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Reply		Modern football annoyances part 12.3 sub section ii
at 16:55 29 Dec 2025

Curious to know what ‘politically incorrect chants’ you miss, Stainrod. And why.
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Reply		You can’t always get what you want
at 10:18 28 Dec 2025

Well that’s a relief.
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Reply		Songs, brilliant from start to finish
at 20:26 27 Dec 2025

I’m surprised the Beatles’ ‘A Day In The Life’ hasn’t been mentioned yet. Paul’s ‘middle’ bit certainly fits the bill (no idea if it’s a ‘middle eight’) and you can’t get more of a ‘crescendo’ than the orchestra going berserk at the end …

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Reply		Songs, brilliant from start to finish
at 17:01 27 Dec 2025

My New Year’s resolution: learn how to express ‘irony’.
[Post edited 27 Dec 2025 17:02]
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Reply		Our Pitch
at 14:45 25 Dec 2025

Well, as it’s Christmas, and to redress the balance a little, I’d just like to say that Our Pitch is a very, very, very fine pitch (with two cats in the yard …etc)*

* with apologies to Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (Nash in particular).
[Post edited 25 Dec 2025 17:42]
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Reply		christmas day food..
at 14:34 25 Dec 2025

So what’s with these ‘self-basting’ turkeys, then? How do they do that? They’re dead. And in the oven. Shirley?
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Reply		So Christmas..
at 19:21 24 Dec 2025

Redacted, eh, Colin?
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Reply		The Springbok
at 16:27 22 Dec 2025

In my cab-driving days an elderly American told his wife to ‘call the bobbies’ because there was £3.20 on the meter and we hadn’t gone anywhere.
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Reply		The Last Christmas song
at 16:19 22 Dec 2025

There would have been an almost infinite opportunity for coiffure-related comparisons had Joe’s career coincided with that of our own Phil Parkes.
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Reply		Prediction League - Top At Christmas winner is...
at 15:00 22 Dec 2025

Is there a prize for being 62nd at Christmas?
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Reply		Our Pitch
at 10:38 22 Dec 2025

To annoy Leicester is my guess. They don’t like getting wet and muddy.
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Reply		The Last Christmas song
at 09:30 22 Dec 2025

Enjoyed our Joe Hart ‘Head & Shoulders’ chant a few years ago (which he seemed to find amusing too):

He’s got a nice scalp
He’s got a nice scalp
Joe Hart
He’s got a nice scalp
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Reply		The Springbok
at 22:48 21 Dec 2025

I raise you Joseph Merrick (aka ‘The Elephant Man’).
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