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Bikes in London
at 09:45 30 May 2024

This (and sorry ChrisNW6). A huge amount of the cyclists in Richmond and Regent's park's are cùnts.

It's the full kit wànkers in the Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley team colours that really trigger me. Who the fùck have you come as? John Terry?
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1st time visiting Bath
at 07:12 30 May 2024

A perfect segue into one of the transfer window's most iconic moments.



What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a dildo?
Is it a dildo?
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What the Hell is happening?
at 18:42 29 May 2024

But we wouldn't know it's a 2 year deal because that type of information will no longer be disclosed to the window-licking, mouth-breathers who follow the team around the country every week.
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1st time visiting Bath
at 18:30 29 May 2024

I normally detest anywhere that doesn't have a W postcode but quite like Bath.

If the weather's good, the Boathouse on the river or the Wheatsheaf in Combe Hay (10min drive) are great spots to sit out. More restaurants than pubs but worth travelling to for the food.

https://wheatsheafcombehay.com/
https://www.boathouse-bath.co.uk/

If you're partial to a spot of brunch, I'd highly recommend the Cosy Club. If you get there early you'll get a table on the terrace.

https://cosyclub.co.uk/location/bath/
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The Final: Attack on Wembley - Netflix
at 06:24 24 May 2024

Furlong's goal against Oldham would be ultimate limbage for me. Under the lights, final minutes, just after a massive save - the second that Clarke played the ball through you knew it was a goal, and yet, and yet, this is QPR.

It was like someone drawing back a curtain and giving you a tantalising glimpse of a world where you never have to play Port Vale and Chesterfield again.

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The Final: Attack on Wembley - Netflix
at 07:28 23 May 2024

The country has been governed for 14 years by self-entitled Etonian wànk-in-someone-elses-sock necroswinophiliacs. I'm actually surprised we're not in worse shape.
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Hypothetical
at 05:55 17 May 2024

I have a raw, raw passionate hatred of Joey Barton because of that game.
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Da diddly qua qua da diddly qua qua
at 14:22 11 May 2024

"Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear"
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Andre the friendly ghost departs
at 14:15 11 May 2024

I'm getting better at understanding what Nourry is actually saying in these press releases.

"Andre's career is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. He was the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which will lead him, inexorably, to Conference football."



Cheers Christian, so we're letting him go, yeah?
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Manisha Taylor
at 14:16 10 May 2024

Erectile Disfunction and Impotence. Let's not be afraid to tackle the hard issues on here or even the issues that are a slightly lazy lob-on.
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Where will we finish next season ???
at 13:26 7 May 2024

16th deserves to be an option on it's own.
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Kakay Departs
at 12:02 7 May 2024

Come on lads, everyone knows the normal form game model is defined by the 3-tuple, Γ = 〈N,A,{uj}j∈N〉, where N is the set of players, A is the action space, and uj is the utility function for player j (each player in N has its own utility function).

Honestly, sometimes talking football on this board is like showing a dog a card trick...
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Kakay Departs
at 09:36 7 May 2024

You're right. We really should have taken the £13m Sheffield Utd were desperate to give us for his services.
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Palace put price tag on Eze
at 21:57 6 May 2024

I would say Zesh Rehman has possessed Casemerio but Zesh Rehman never won possession of anything.
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Palace put price tag on Eze
at 21:45 6 May 2024

Watching Palarse running a massive pork sword through what's left of Man U, you can't look past Olisse. If Eze had taken either of his chances this would be a gob-bumming.
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Keeping our loved assets
at 20:51 6 May 2024

Well here's a Ceefax image to cheer you up mate.

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Kakay Departs
at 19:46 6 May 2024

I genuinely hope he signs for Stockport County to replace Todd Kane.
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Slow, Stalled, Penalty Run Ups.
at 19:30 6 May 2024

Socrates smoked 60 Marlboro Red a day so 2 yards was probably as much run up as he could manage.
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Show us what you got!
at 19:23 6 May 2024

Enslaved Roman general Maximus must fight for his life and freedom in front of a capacity Anfield crowd whose sole contribution after singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" is to subject him to an increasingly ponderous stream of one-sided scouse "banter".

Soft Ladiator

(guest-starring Oliver Reed as "Our Kid Proximo").
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Slow, Stalled, Penalty Run Ups.
at 12:15 6 May 2024

I'm going to say I love the way Eze doess the drop-step for a penalty. Hull away, Preston at home - you can almost see the keeper going "must not get sat down, must not get sat down, must not...ahh shìt"
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