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Weired Things Seen In A Stadium
at 23:47 11 Jun 2024

Not especially weird as such, but has stayed with me ...

It was during the early Holloway era, maybe 2002-3. Went for a pee during the game to find two Qpr fans having an almighty scrap in the loo. Being that sort of guy, I tried to reason with them on some philosophically-inspired grounds of non-violence between friends, only to find myself being called a 'fkg interfering cnt', rounded on by both, thrown out on my arse, with blood pouring from a battered nose.

Not sure what the moral of this is.
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Heston training ground visit
at 15:13 11 Jun 2024

For pubs, Queen's Head on Cranford Lane isn't bad at all; basic old-fashioned Fuller's with old beams and whatnnot
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Bicycle stolen from work: Advice needed
at 00:05 7 Jun 2024

Hey

I've got a nice mountain bike, free to a fellow R. Pm if you want it.
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What is your second sport.
at 22:39 3 Jun 2024

1. Cricket. Because the great Bob Willis got me into it at a tender age. Watching him and thinking cricket is slow and boring? I think not.
2. Pool. Because i'm really good. Oh yes. Who would have thought?
3. Tennis. Because of Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal. Great competitors and classy gentlemen to boot.
4. Baseball. Because my American-bred son's really into it. Blue Jays are soooo Qpr though.

Ps. I hate football. If there was a drug out there that would cure me of this distinctly irrational feeling for Qpr i 'd take it now.
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Nearest pub to where you live
at 23:22 1 Jun 2024

A fair few in my area, but most are now souless gastropubs where a meal plus drinks for two will be the best part of £100; there is a fullers but a pint will set you back £7 although the food isn't bad. When at home i therefore drink wine, when going out i go down the Royal Oak near London bridge (Harveys beers around £5) and then go for a byo curry round the corner.
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1st time visiting Bath
at 16:02 30 May 2024

Check out the Raven on Queen St, best pub in town by a (west) country mile
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Headers.......
at 22:04 18 May 2024

That would probably make it worse as wearing some sort of protective covering only makes people more comfortable using force. The head to head clashes would also in all likelihood be even more serious than they are now.
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Headers.......
at 11:24 18 May 2024

Counter-productive move in my view.

1. It may impede young players from developing safer heading technique in the future. If we do not teach players how to safely head the ball, then we could actually be exposing them to a higher risk of concussion at a later date.

2. Purposeful heading is a skill integral to the game - for example, between 20-25% of goals are scored by a header across international tournaments. A ban would therefore basically end the game as we know it.

3. Whether purposeful heading is associated with neurodegenerative diseases in later life is the subject of much debate, and still isn't conclusive.

4. We already have consistent coach education to  support the way children are taught the important foot based skills of football (through small sided games, playing out from the back, short corners etc) so that most heading is naturally minimised in children’s football. So, heading is normally introduced in football as part of their skill development as players get older (13-14) and transition to a full pitch.
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Clive on Open all R,s.
at 22:27 17 May 2024

Most enjoyable, and excellent contributions from Clive.

Agree about VAR and the premiership. 'If I was a Coventry fan I'd still be at Wembley killing people... I don't think I'd go to football ever again if that had happened to me.' Spot on.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 13:15 16 May 2024

Sad day today. My girlfriend left me. She'd finally had enough of my compulsive gambling

All i can think of now is how to win her back
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one track of your favourite artist...
at 22:07 9 May 2024



Someone asked Hendrix what it was like to be the best guitarist in the world.

He said 'I don't know, ask Rory Gallagher'.

Note no pedals, no synths, no fkg anything, just pure unadulterated rock n roll. Genius.
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Palace put price tag on Eze
at 00:00 7 May 2024

It was during the Hasselbaink era, I think, although it was Chris Ramsey who effectively brought him in after Millwall had declined to offer him a contract.
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Friday music fred music heard around the house when you were growing up
at 19:09 3 May 2024

Nice one.

Dad liked his jazz, I heard this one a million times



Mum liked this one, remember going to see the film with her. When men were men and women were women etc ...

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New Indie music
at 12:26 1 May 2024

I really rate this group - new album out next month

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Corny Joke Warning
at 12:41 29 Apr 2024

Three footy fans in a pub. One of them notices a large fish tank with an enormous piranha in a it plus a £50 note. 'What's all this?' asks the fan 'Oh, it's a challenge', says the landlord, 'if you can get the £50 out without losing any fingers, it's yours'.

Well, they've all had a few by then, and are well up for it. The first fan, Liverpool guy, bit of a reckless idiot at the best of times, says 'piece of cake', and makes a dash for it - he loses a finger and goes off in some distress saying he was lured into it. Second fan, Qpr guy, equally reckless but smart Alec (stock), bides his time, waits til the fish isn't looking, then plunges his hand in, loses two fingers. Goes off weeping and thinking about Tony Currie. Third one, Leeds guy, very confident, walks up, plunges in his hand, picks out the note with nonchalant ease.

Landlord is amazed, 'how on earth did you do that?' He suspects foul play. 'Let's see that hand.' Leeds guy shows him his hand, on which is written 'Leeds United, Champions of Europe'. 'Oh that explains it' says the landlord, 'even a fkg giant piranha is never going to swallow that sh*t'.
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How far ahead do QPR need to be for you to feel safe from losing !!
at 17:01 28 Apr 2024

Was going to leave on 65 mins as I couldn't stand my nerves anymore - guy next to me told me (in no uncertain terms) that i'd 'better stay put cos they'll be more goals from us'. God bless him.
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Friday Choons - TV Theme Tunes
at 00:37 20 Apr 2024

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Random irritations..
at 12:19 10 Apr 2024

The urban dictionary. I simply can't keep up with it.

Invited to put a brief description of myself for a staff directory, amongst the usual stuff I put the following 'Qpr (sorry)'.

I've since had mail from some distinctly odd souls. Apparently it stands for 'Queer platonic relationship'. Sigh.
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Country
at 14:22 1 Apr 2024

Agree with pretty much every word of that. Typically mature and adult post from EL.

I really rate this artist. Check her out.

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VAR. No thanks.
at 13:36 31 Mar 2024

Agree. And in cricket there are only a limited number of reviews. The team captain could have, say, a maximum of two reviews per game, which if proved incorrect, then you would then lose the right to more reviews. Borderline offsides are another issue - i reckon ref's onfield call should stand unless there's a clear offside (say three feet?). It certainly isn't helping the game as it stands.
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