It's been quite the year for Simon Danczuk MP. Allegations of r#pe, an investigation into his parliamentary expenses, a two-night stint in a Spanish police cell after a reported domestic incident with his estranged wife Karen... and now it looks as if there may be more headlines to come.
Spanky Si appears to have been making some rather intimate videos of him (ahem) enjoying his own company. Videos which have not just found their way into the hands of some lucky ladies, but possibly into the hands of some journalists too.
Simon will no doubt be kicking himself for being so careless. If only he'd watermarked the footage, he'd have been able to negotiate a much better fee for himself.
Footnote, this was taken from Popbitch...not my own words! You'll have to look for yourselves if you wish to see the photo that accompanied the article.