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Reply | Vale of Tears
at 23:23 18 Oct 2026
Never seems to want to stretch, like he doesn't trust his body. It's got to be difficult to build form when the players around you are dropping like flies.
Managing his body is probably why he still fit to play. Lets give him the season. |
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Thread | Dear Samba Diakite.
at 16:47 16 Oct 2026
Dear Samba,
Its been a long 14 years and I've loved every minute, even the ones where you didn't play or appear as a sub or even offer to facilitate witchcraft services where needed. I mean yes you retired 6 years ago but it never really sank in because there was just nobody like you. Ever.
Yes we've had mentalists through our doors, but none of them were like you. Gliding around the place beaming all whilst the local undertaker begged you to just slow down a bit. Bodies piled up usually alongside a fairly hefty quantity of red cards. It didn't matter that you'd vanish for 3 weeks out of every 4 'serving your suspension' it just made me want you more and more. 33 minutes was all it took, someone said it was a derby game so you did your thing.
The club, the rest of the squad, the club journalists, the entire footballing press, 99% of the fan base and the entire nation of Mali has a suspicion that you may have had a screw or two loose but they just didn't understand you like I did, you operated purely on instinct. I mean yes you had the instincts of a petulant serial killer with his nuts clamped in a vice but it was still instinct none the less and I loved you for it.
Now though something has changed, there's someone new, someone fresh and delightfully violent. He screams at Linesmen and they listen because they're proper scared, he can wipe out a man 10 ft away from the ball when making a simple clearance to then inform the ref there was absolutely no other option avalable. He can make grown men cry, some cry tears of pain and terror and regret but mine are pleasure, sheer, unadulterated pleasure like the ones you shed when you see your first born. Or in your case probably your first kill.
Growing apart is difficult to take, a bit like completing 90 minutes without a booking. However if you need a pick me up can I point you in the direction of one Boy Kemper V Derby FC, there were some other lads there but it was mostly him, You'll enjoy the screaming, the violence, the head injuries. Men curling into the foetal position will really take you back honestly give him 45 minutes if he doesn't do it for you then world is upside down.
We'll always have Arsenal.
HM.
X
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Reply | Ian Wright
at 22:12 6 Oct 2026
He went the full Frank Spencer. Or and I shall say zis only once - possibly Michelle from 'Allo 'Allo!
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Reply | Fawa gone?
at 21:53 30 Sep 2026
Some smart TVs will allow VPN apps.
Google your TV model to see if it can support VPN app installation.
Fawa is still working, just checked the site. |
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Reply | Fawa gone?
at 22:27 29 Sep 2026
Your ISP has likely firewalled it.
If you use Chrome browser you can circumvent if you install one of the Free VPN extensions.
Then just click the little puzzle peice in the top right corner - switch it on and set your location to outside UK. |
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Reply | QPR Blend - kidney stone breaker
at 16:52 24 Sep 2026
Seems the NHS are sticking with Morphine, can't say I was disapointed with mine.
Damn Kidney stones. |
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Reply | Ludo Miklosko RIP
at 16:11 14 Sep 2026
One of my cousins is West Ham and they loved him too. Great keeper.
RIP |
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Reply | Julian
at 08:38 11 Sep 2026
I've woken up today with a weird feeling he's going to walk.
Lets see. Hope I'm wrong as I don't think we have an issue with the manager. |
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Reply | Julian
at 19:00 10 Sep 2026
Can't watch him, it's the shoulders they go up and down and I start counting until I have no idea what he said.
I don't dislike him, I just don't think he's telling what he really thinks, much like all managers to be fair. |
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Reply | Taarabt retires
at 16:55 8 Sep 2026
Perhaps we could rename a bus stop in his honour.
Thanks for the memories Adel, there were many mostly good ;-) |
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