| One For Nick......... 11:05 - Jun 24 with 626 views | TimSaint |
Did you know that actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan and never wore Aftershave ?
Yul never wore Cologne !! :-) |  |
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| One For Nick......... on 11:49 - Jun 24 with 607 views | TimSaint |
Velma is hosting the Scooby Doo Quiz.....
'Fred, Daphne and Shaggy, can you name one of Africa's Big 5 animals'?
'Rhino' !!
'I know you do Scooby, but it is not your turn' !! :-) | |
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| One For Nick......... on 12:34 - Jun 24 with 579 views | SaintNick |
| One For Nick......... on 11:49 - Jun 24 by TimSaint |
Velma is hosting the Scooby Doo Quiz.....
'Fred, Daphne and Shaggy, can you name one of Africa's Big 5 animals'?
'Rhino' !!
'I know you do Scooby, but it is not your turn' !! :-) |
I had heard the first one, the second did make me laugh although I think you have to say the word Rhino out loud to truly appreciate it |  |
| Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime |
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| One For Nick......... on 14:16 - Jun 24 with 537 views | TimSaint |
The missus was having a right old moan this morning.
Have you fixed the plug in the bedroom yet ?
I said, do I look like an electrician ?
Have you fixed the dripping tap in the bathroom yet ?
I said, do I look like a plumber ?
Have you mowed the lawn yet ?
I said, look at me, do I look like a fvckin gardener ?
With that I was off down the shop to get a few beers in the for the match tonight. I was gone an hour or so, but when I came back, all the jobs had been done.
I said to the missus, whats happened here then ? The jobs are done !!
I know, she said. Big Fat John from next door popped in and offered to do them. Oh right I said, how much is it gonna cost me ?
Nothing, she said. If he did the jobs I said I would bake him a nice chocolate cake, or give him a blow job.
I desperately said, Big Fat John loves his Cakes doesn't he, did you make him a chocolate one ?
The missus simply said, Do I look like a fvckin Baker ? :o) | |
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| One For Nick......... on 23:09 - Jun 24 with 450 views | hedgeend61 |
My 4 year old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown started.
He still can't say "please" though which I think is poor for four.
The Government in Egypt has instructed the city’s taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.
It is hoped that a return to familiar city sounds will help restore peace and calm following the Covid 19 pandemic.
Operation ‘Toot and Calm Em’ will last for a week.
A bloke on the train showed me a picture of his wife, and asked if i thought she was sexy.
I said: “If you think she’s beautiful you should see my mate’s wife.”
“Is she a stunner?” he asked.
“No she’s an optician,” I replied. |  | | |
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