| A Cure For Obesity 10:43 - Feb 13 with 513 views | SaintNick |
There is apparently a march planned in London for June after Lockdown ends
"WHAT DO WE WANT?"
"A CURE FOR OBESITY?"
"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"
"AFTER LUNCH ..." |  |
| Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime |
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| A Cure For Obesity on 10:45 - Feb 13 with 508 views | SaintNick |
Sadly, my obese parrot has died from overeating.
At least it's a huge weight off my shoulders .... | |
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| A Cure For Obesity on 11:36 - Feb 13 with 459 views | hedgeend61 |
What do you call an obese Goth?...Vampire, the buffet slayer
A fat Yank goes to see an English doctor, the doctor examines him and says 'You are morbidly obese"
The Yank replies "Yeah it runs in my family"
The Doctor says " F*ck off, nothing runs in your family"
Paddy was morbidly obese so he went to see the Doctor.
The Doctor says "OK, Paddy, I want you to eat normally for a day, then skip a day,the eat normally for a day then skip a day, stick to this regime for a fortnight and you will lose weight, so come back and see me then".
A fortnight later Paddy returns to the Doctor, who is amazed to see that Paddy has lost sixty pounds.
"Amazing Paddy, this is far more weight loss than I would have anticipated, well done"!
Paddy replies "Well sorr, it was feckin' torture, oi nearly taut dat oi would die on the fifth day"
The Doctor says "What from the hunger"?
Paddy replied "No sorr, from all dat feckin skippin
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.
Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese. |  | | |
| A Cure For Obesity on 13:47 - Feb 13 with 371 views | dwayne_dibley |
covid is a great obesity cure |  |
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