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Reply | The world at his fingertips
at 21:43 11 Feb 2026
Nathan Jones should be sectioned after his antics at the end of the Charlton vs Stoke game.
"A Suitable Case For Treatment~"
Makes Ollie look like Ghandi. [Post edited 11 Feb 21:44]
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Thread | The world at his fingertips
at 20:26 11 Feb 2026
I'm watching Nathan Jones "manage" Charlton during their game against Stoke tonight.
He's chewing his nails so often that he'd have reached his armpits by the end of this season. [Post edited 11 Feb 20:27]
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Reply | Where is Poku?
at 19:11 10 Feb 2026
Every time I see "Slightly Wonky Potatoes," "Slightly Wonky Sweet Peppers" and "Slightly Wonky Cucumbers" on sale at half price in Waitrose, I get reminded of our recruitment policy.
Why are they half the price of the real thing?
I recently bought some Poku Peppers and some Clark-Salter Cucumbers ...... but they didn't last more than a few days in the fridge.
That's why I buy them, use them or lose them. [Post edited 10 Feb 19:13]
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Reply | Gavin Ward up to his old tricks, reffing the Blades vs Boro game
at 10:24 10 Feb 2026
His first 20 minutes weren't good, early on he missed a similar "orange" tackle by a Boro midfielder which didn't even merit a foul and the crowd were on his back up to half time after that.
The game was so fast that I suspect he ran out of breath after that.
I think he had advice in his ear piece to send the Blades player off, shown by the delayed reaction on giving the red card.
I still think our Gavin is one of the worst for wanting to get involved for all the wrong reasons. [Post edited 10 Feb 10:28]
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Reply | Gavin Ward up to his old tricks, reffing the Blades vs Boro game
at 20:54 9 Feb 2026
Boro' two nil up at half time. They look shit hot. Their midfield gets every 50/50 ball - and use it,
Fat Frank has got to be worried how, This lot look really up for it, full of running too.
As for Chris Wilder, couldn't happen to a nicer person ... |
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Thread | Gavin Ward up to his old tricks, reffing the Blades vs Boro game
at 20:42 9 Feb 2026
Guessing one decision after another, both sets of fans booing him. Missed a shocking stamp on the foot by the Boro defender.
Bet we get him again soon; he's rehearsing his worse decisions just for us.
Great game being screwed by an incompetent ref.
And Bamford throwing himself to the ground to claim ridiculous fouls, I can see a penalty coming his way soon. Ward will buy one
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Reply | Existence
at 08:04 30 Jan 2026
I’ll have a pint of what you’re on, Alfie! |
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Reply | Existence
at 07:52 30 Jan 2026
Alfie?
What’s it all about, Alfie?
Is it just for the moment we live?
What’s it all about- when you work it out, Alfie?
Are you meant to take more than you give?
Or are you meant to throw games away in added time? You DIV! [Post edited 30 Jan 8:00]
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Reply | Opposition players you always rated
at 08:37 5 Jan 2026
Derek Dougan from 1963 onwards.
The Doug played for Peterborough against the R’s in 1963, then Leicester in 1966; then for Wolves, Villa, Birmingham and he always seemed to score when playing against us.
Led the line really well. Like him a lot. [Post edited 5 Jan 10:35]
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Reply | Morgan.
at 21:00 4 Jan 2026
It wasn't gas he ran out of, it was support from management. |
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Thread | Kolli
at 20:57 4 Jan 2026
I don't know what has gone on in the background but this bloke has got real class and he loves scoring goals.
Those two strikes today were top draw. Two footed, good vision, looks around and glides into spaces. I hope he gets a decent run.
His goals per appearances must be pretty high already. Maybe one in three, including substitutions.. He also got two against Norwich this time last year. I'd like to see him - and Morgan - getting more games.
Does the management have an aversion to home grown talent? [Post edited 4 Jan 20:58]
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Thread | Have we signed the same player four times in the last year?
at 11:49 2 Jan 2026
Smyth, Dembele, Saito, Poku - all quick .... but ........ also one footed, five foot 6 inches, 10 stone, and therefore are - dead easy to knock off the ball- players -
We've signed them because no other club is looking to sign anyone with those Lilliput physiques and attributes.
That's plain daft, when there is also Chair ready to return. He is the one who has the same physique as the others but he is also the one player who has a real work ethic and skill.
People ask where does Chair fit in the team? Answer. He does , the others don't - bench warmers at best.
More poor recruitment. That is our real problem. [Post edited 2 Jan 11:54]
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Reply | Many happy returns? Preview
at 21:03 19 Dec 2025
Clive, this is one of your best previews ever. You cover all the fickleness and the fervour of football fans.- (Late Night Final - Alliteration United 4 - Wanderers 0)- with a surgeon's scalpel.
You manage to write prose through an incredibly wide range - from Messrs Shakespeare and Dickens to Milligan and Cleese - and it still makes total sense.
You can guess the number of times that I've asked myself`:- "Why do we bother, Fawlty?" after what I've witnessed happening in W12 since 1962.
It's no bullshit to say that, on occasions, I'm still turning up at Loftus Road - expecting to be royally disappointed at what I witness - and after achieving that aim and I then go home afterwards, dribbling in anticipation oi your comments to be published on LFW.
The only things that keeps me joined at the kneecaps to the club are your previews and your match reports.
You must carry on doing this because it's a passion for you. Just like everyone else who is an R's supporter, you are blessed by St Jude, the patron saint of of lost causes.
If you got paid for writing them , they wouldn't be as good - once you take the King's shilling, you have to bend the knee, so they'd lose their cutting edge.
Constantly brilliant writing. We are so lucky to have you venting it all on our behalf. [Post edited 19 Dec 2025 21:12]
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Reply | RIP (not) Harry Roberts
at 19:32 18 Dec 2025
Was he your friend then ?
Times 3.
What did he do?
Still remember that song being sung mid sixties and I didn't think it fitted very well with the club ethos of Daphne Biggs and others that was prevalent at the time.
But it was was it was at the time, |
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Reply | Most despised Rs players
at 22:30 16 Dec 2025
Has to be Barton for me, no one else comes close.
The antithesis of what a QPR player is about. He is a cheating, violent, wife beating, big headed gob shyte Scouser, and there's plenty of them around London, SW3 and SW10 in particular - without importing them from Liverpool.
Its' all down to Uncle Tony, as a chairman, it was like have Trump in charge of a Premier team, all money, probably other peoples too, but brain dead with it.
Barton will do time again before long - he can't help it - it's in his jeans. - he's a dick. |
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Reply | QPR full of festive cheer, but is Boro after the Lord Mayor’s show? Preview
at 22:06 12 Dec 2025
From the ultimate Henry V''s:- "Jumpers for Longbows" speech at Agincourt - and also In the spirit of Sir Alec of Stock;- "Just bloody go for it - and see what happens!"
Backed up by the West Paddock Infantry - shouting "Tell me we're wrong", from the spirit of Wembley 67 and the South Africa Road gents urinals too:- "Ave it" [Post edited 12 Dec 2025 22:11]
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