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Reply | World Cup Draw
at 11:50 5 Dec 2025
I wonder what advice the FCO will give about pre-departure vaccines etc., seeing as that complete loon, Robert Kennedy, is heel-bent on banning any and all vaccines...God help Canada!
Of course, I'd love England to win it, but based on how much of previous WCs I bother to watch, I doubt I'll muster 10 games. Plus, the increasingly sycophantic Infantile licking Mango's ring has gone beyond embarrassing to sheer comedy! |
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Reply | Bucket List / Fck It List
at 11:41 5 Dec 2025
Fck it List - Easy, anything that has FIFA's name on it. So, Mango and Infantile can stick their world cup where the sun don't shine!
Bucket List - I consider my one truly successful life trait is to be someone who, once I get it into my head that I want to do something, I do it!
It's brought me as much satisfaction as it has happiness to be in the act of completing something I've wanted to do, as much as I enjoy the memories of looking back to the things on my 'Done It' list.
So, if you have something on your list, then get on with doing it no matter how long it will eventually take you to do. I've had things on my list that have taken years to achieve but once you start doing something tangible towards your goal, it never ceases to amaze me how things come together.
Seriously, life's too hard, too short, and often, too miserable for unchecked lists of the things you really want to do!
Did a couple last year and have two next year on a bit of a tour to mark my ahem...first significantly numbered birthday beginning with a six!!
'kin 'ave it....... |
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Reply | Any news on Sam Field?
at 08:09 4 Dec 2025
I think we all know nothing is ever going to come of RK at QPR. So, we either try and get an 'Armstrong' (lot of money up front for a bloke we don't fancy or think will make it) or, we get an 'Eze' (Will do better elsewhere so get a good SOC).
Either way, for whatever reason if RK can't even get ahead of the slow moving Swiss lump, then best we resolve this and move on asap. |
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Reply | VAR for corners
at 10:35 3 Dec 2025
I don't think VAR would be suitable. However, bamboo thrashing canes or electric cattle prods, just the ticket... |
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Reply | Coming from 4-1 down ….
at 09:15 3 Dec 2025
What folks often forget about the Toon game, was firstly, we could just as easily have been four-up at halftime.
For me, the thing that was arguably the most impressive aspect of that day, was having clawed it back to 3-4, Toon scored their fifth with five minutes left, and many teams might have thrown the towel in at that point, we did not! We ekked it out a second time on the day, with two very late goals as just incredible theatre. As said above: God bless Gary Micklewhite!
Ten goals, nine of which were up at the away end! Only Beardsley's goal in front of the Loft. |
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Reply | Womens shirts
at 13:31 2 Dec 2025
Well, we now know what Mrs. Scuba is getting for Christmas! |
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Reply | VAR for corners
at 13:05 2 Dec 2025
I'd start with the coin toss.
Joking aside, I'd be 100% behind VAR if it called back play for clear and obvious incidents of feigning injury, resulting in a booking and/or reversal of decisions.
I'd also stop the clock when the ball is not in play. Yes, we might be there until midnight, but those fcukers who roll around pretending to be dead don't get the advantage of wasting time as a result.
Maybe a bit controversial, but to avoid teams wasting time down by the oppo's corner flag when leading, from the 75th minute onward, the defending team can kick the player as hard as they like, without retribution, if the player is deemed to be wasting time...'kin 'ave some!! |
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Reply | RND
at 11:17 2 Dec 2025
At the end of the season, Cook will go and I doubt we'll be extending JCS' contract. Morrison always looks susceptible to losing battles with a big brute and is not unfamiliar with the treatment table, and Mbengue, mad as a bag of frogs.
January might be the time to get him, if waiting until July proves risky. Also, it's probably too early to be thinking of Tylon the Pylon and Tim A. being regular starters. |
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Reply | RND
at 18:47 1 Dec 2025
Do SUFC have a recall option in January? |
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Reply | 20 team divisions
at 11:58 1 Dec 2025
Yeah, way to risky!
I don't think loftboy has thought this through fully, and the implications of perpetually sh1tting yourself for 38 games, each and every time the oppo crosses the halfway line. |
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Reply | 20 team divisions
at 11:42 1 Dec 2025
Perpetually finishing 16th will become a lot more scarier than exciting! |
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Reply | Set Piece Methodology Head
at 11:37 30 Nov 2025
Out of interest Edward (or anyone else), if Bould is unavailable for Saturdays, was he at Blackburn on Wednesday and previous midweek games? |
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Reply | Set Piece Methodology Head
at 09:45 30 Nov 2025
Well, if they haven't got the wits among them to stop Chair taking them, then what the hell have we hired.
When Chair is on it, he is one of our best players. But he doesn't have to write the theme tune, sing the theme tune, play the instruments on the theme tune, design the cover for the theme tune all the bloody time!
We don't need another high paid fresh out of uni no-mark. What we need to bring in is a priest, an imam, a rabbi, one of Tom Cruise's lot to exorcise the ghost of Joey effing Barton's dead ball delivery cock-ups! |
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Reply | Isaac Hayden
at 09:40 30 Nov 2025
My wife appeared from an afternoon out and ended up catching the last few minutes of yesterday's game.
I greeted her with, 'Just watch this lump run', as I loaded up a picture of Richard Fairbass from 'Right Said Fred'.
Oh the guffawing that followed at Chez Planet.
It's staggering for the reasons you advance JapRanger-san |
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Reply | Isaac Hayden
at 08:51 30 Nov 2025
Hard to disagree with any of this.
Given Norwich's record and form, if we'd gone on the front foot with an attitude, you're not turning things around against us, I'm sure they'd have been sufficiently rattled.
Instead, whatever momentum we'd built against Hull and Blackburn, evaporates in an instant. Never had a toe in the game; the midfield didn't exist and we looked off it and lost.
How that useless lump Frey gets in over Kone and Kolli, I'll never know. He offers nothing at all except respite for the oppo. If, the club operates a policy of forcing people out, then he surely should be at the head of the queue.
The frustrating thing about yesterday, Sheff. United and Wednesday, Oxford, and Derby, all games there begging to be taken if we'd had some nous about us.
We're still a club who cannot take safety as a given, and passing up opportunities like these has the potential to bite you later in the season when points acquisition is more laboured and frantic. Yesterday was so typically QPR, that you can ony write it off, again. However, the underlying problem for me is that everything about CN's tenure just seems overly complicated confusion. |
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Reply | Eastward Ho ! Match Fred
at 18:33 29 Nov 2025
Given our hugely expensive technical methodologists and key performance strategists, surely they could/should have identified that lot were knackered before the k.o.?
We looked slow, slothlike, and sleepy from the off. |
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Reply | Eastward Ho ! Match Fred
at 16:48 29 Nov 2025
Smyth totally unmarked to Frey's right, and did he see it, did he cocoa! |
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Reply | Eastward Ho ! Match Fred
at 16:45 29 Nov 2025
If there's one thing that boils my piss, is not leaving at least one of your diddy man, preferably two, on the halfway line when defending a corner.
Invariably they have to keep an extra one back and you've got a chance of a quick out. |
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