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Second wave
at 06:46 21 May 2020

at least the second wave will mean that next summer the car parks will be easier to park in and queues for Asda will have gone
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How on earth??
at 10:29 16 May 2020

slapper
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Dogs may help
at 10:29 16 May 2020

well my dog can detect a crisp packet being opened from the other end of the house
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Mouthwash
at 07:31 15 May 2020

they reckon the virus will wipe out most fans well before ST renewal time

they had to do something with the out of date beer from the SMS bars
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Care homes
at 14:04 14 May 2020

or maybe the government approach of ignoring care homes was a way of reducing the social care bill
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Breaking Glass
at 09:12 13 May 2020

I love the sound of breaking glass
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Economic Fallout of all this
at 09:11 13 May 2020

is that not what The Establishment keep the poor around for?
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Back to Work
at 09:10 13 May 2020

seems all this covid nonsense has gone viral
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Happy Birthday
at 09:08 13 May 2020

trust it is an essential journey otherwise she will be sentenced by the lockdown police to disembowelment
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Who has been banned now?
at 05:05 11 May 2020

Hands up all that never existed
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COVID Deaths Rising
at 16:58 1 Apr 2020

I wonder how many that went to private schools have died from the virus
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Saints Submit Plans For New Stadium Complex At Staplewood
at 12:33 1 Apr 2020

will not need seating as we will all have the fecking virus
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John Lennon airport
at 17:46 23 Mar 2020

I do hope they are not wasting food on them
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Gloria
at 18:24 22 Mar 2020

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
There was no loo roll down at Aldi and I nearly cried.
Oh I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong,
I used to wipe,
And now I’m forced to just drip dry !
No anti-bac !
No bloody soap,
and if you think you’re buying pasta well you’ve got no bloody hope !
I would have bought that box of eggs, I would have rationed out my bread,
If I’d have known for just one second everyone would lose their head !
Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more !
Weren’t you the ones who just bought all the sodding beans ?
You selfish gits !
I hope you spill them down your jeans !
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy!

Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese,
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey !

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
There was just apples and 1 carrot in my shopping cart,
And I spent hours walking round just feeling sorry for myself,
The empty store, with boxes strewn across the floor
And you’ll see me, somebody who,
Cannot buy anything she came for, and it’s all down to fecking you
And frickin Reg from down the road is such a selfish blimmin git
Because he stockpiled all the loo roll so nobody else can have a s@*t !
Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more!
Weren’t you ones who just bought all the sodding cakes
Can’t you make a crumble,
Do you people not know how to bake ?
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy !

Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive !
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Fridee nite coronabash......p1ssing themselves larfin......
at 20:11 13 Mar 2020

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Game could still be off
at 05:44 13 Mar 2020

they want the money so a few infections will not matter
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As the media likes to say
at 11:38 12 Mar 2020

Went well then
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Come on Atletico!
at 11:36 12 Mar 2020

Basically it was funny
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Come on Atletico!
at 21:32 11 Mar 2020

seconded
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P*mpey Boo Boys
at 21:32 11 Mar 2020

I think they should get rid of him
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