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Speed cameras.
at 13:49 4 Jun 2024

Don’t forget paying for parking. Local councils having to generate income due to budget cuts. Ruislip high st got mullered untill they changed it to 20 mins free.
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Under Armour "We're by far the greatest team..."
at 23:46 2 Jun 2024

Scent repelling camouflage gear.
Fishing and Golf stuff huge
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Clever Shop Names
at 23:43 2 Jun 2024

‘Polished’ nail salon
Hair studio ‘ curl up and dye’
Dog groomers ‘ Hair off the dog’

Ps my wife suggested these and they exist
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Under Armour "We're by far the greatest team..."
at 22:51 2 Jun 2024

Club I work at is called Baltimore Armour/SAC Top teams play nationally.

Was originally founded by Leeds and QPR fans. It was there 50th anniversary and I got involved to get a special shirt made. Best kit they have ever had. Classy European look.

Do the kids care, not one bit.
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Under Armour
at 22:45 2 Jun 2024

I live in Baltimore. Planks a bit of a plank apparently. A bro culture is what I here

UA stuff was of good quality but with zero style. Still have winter gear I brought years ago. Good for base layers etc. Started selling in retail establishments like maceys, jc penny etc and somewhat devalued the niche.

Quality seems to have diminished from people I talk to.

They used to make spurs and Southampton shirts. I got into it with a UA employed neighbor who kept saying the soccer shirt is designed for the Athlete, like that ski or swim suit they made. I said no it’s for the fans who are going to buy it. UA don’t get soccer.

UA shop near me is full of the most ghastly collection of colours and styles. There sort of fashion gear is so ugly. Maybe they know they can’t be an adidas or Nike for example.

Clothes for blokes who wear their caps backwards and have a piece of plastic with holes stamped across their foreheads and think it looks cool. Mad!!!
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Earworms
at 22:31 2 Jun 2024

Every retail or similar establishment seems to be playing a shyte but ear worm Coldplay tune, im cursed.

I had this idea for a song with the lyric ‘Every where I go I keep hearing Coldplay’

That’s as far as I got.
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Iconic Graffiti
at 23:08 27 May 2024

Also the classic.

‘Nicholas Parsons is the opiate of the people, on the Northwick Park Roundsbout.

Never knew for ages its origins and meaning.
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Iconic Graffiti
at 23:00 27 May 2024

Elvis, Scotty, Bill over a bridge on field end road northoltish between the school and the pub.

Never new, now I do and get it
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Spurs stadium
at 21:51 26 May 2024

Don’t forget the convenient fire.
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Bands you haven’t got around to listening to yet but here great things
at 20:04 24 May 2024

P taking bar stewards you Handsome devils

I would have done the same😀
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Bands you haven’t got around to listening to yet but here great things
at 02:44 24 May 2024

Can
Captain Beefheart
Frank Zappa
The Rutles
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MUSICAL TOP FIVES - You HATE!!!
at 02:42 24 May 2024

Just nonsense to my prickly hearing

Queen
Spandau Ballet
Any of that soft rock shyte, Boston, Reo speed wagon etc
Anything with that auto tune voice
Eurythmics
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Country
at 16:46 23 May 2024

A band called Waxahatachee playing UK soon.
Soulful country but not cliched.

Anyone fancy posting a tune thanks in advance
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Headers.......
at 14:47 18 May 2024

Some games I’ve refereed I have taken air out of a ball. Cheap ish balls can be too hard (c Finbar)

I imported some decent yellow Mitre balls for my teams. Train in and use them for games. Might sound ridiculous but when used I think better quality games and practices.
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Refereeing and Assistant Refereeing
at 19:44 16 May 2024

The Lino can throw the main referee under the bus totally unintentionally. Flagging for everything not letting the ref have the first look. As soon as the Lino puts the flag up that gives an opportunity for coaches and players to pipe up, regardless. Its tough.

Some linos get involved too much. Lino puts the flag up for offside and you think it isn’t. You almost always have to go with the Lino as not to start a ruckess from the coaches and spectators. Grudges are held. Here in Maryland it’s a no tolerance policy and if spectators cause problems the coach has to deal with it. Yellow and red cards a lot more common now. I used to let a lot go because of my personality. Now for the good of the game and stopping young refs leave I act accordingly. Lots of good training here in MD. As soon as you meet the other officials you get a vibe how the game might go. I had a shocker a few weeks ago, it happens.

Last week a parent piped up about a decision and I asked him if he was a qualified referee. He replied he did know the rules even if the pass back rule is still somewhat subjective. Got told later he was an MLS referee. Lesson learnt.
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Petty Insanities
at 19:02 16 May 2024

Checking the garage door is closed before I drive off. If I don’t I drive around the block to check. Maddening!

I did leave it open one day and I do live in Baltimore with opportunists and strange bedfellows skulking around a plenty. That’s why. Still maddening
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Happy Middlesex Day
at 15:43 16 May 2024

That explains my upbringing.

Met these two Guys called Pepe and John at a hairdressers gathering in Hawaii. Insisted on telling everybody they were from London. Got chatting and turned out they were actually from Peterborough. Seen them a few times since, they avoid me. Even my sensible wife thinks it’s funny.

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Old Trafford
at 18:04 13 May 2024

I would just like to add with the time in immortal phrase that is rich of culture in its origin and will forever be,

Fcuk em
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Odds for 1975/76 season.
at 10:34 10 May 2024

That period we were around 66/1.

Can still recall my dads laughter on hearing of my decision what I did with a pound
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Johnny Marr/James
at 16:50 8 May 2024

Coming to a town in your nearest US residency.

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