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|Jose's club medical|
at 01:39 13 Aug 2015
During Jose's annual medical this morning the team was shocked to hear agonising screams coming from the Eva Carneiro’s consulting room. Assuming Jose had completely lost the plot Eden Hazard kicked the door down (it was open but it reminded him of a bellboy ...) only find Mourinho curled up and weeping pitifully on the floor.
An apologetic Eva explained, "My English is not so good ... but I can see now the recommendation from the infirmary says 'prick his boil'!"
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at 11:56 4 Aug 2015
Having seen some game time I have to say the best bit of business so far is holding on to last season's first choice players.
Our new players are good and improve the squad but haven't as yet set the heart racing.
For me Cork is the signing of 2015 so far. His ventures into attack as well as his bread and butter play could well see him in the England set up if he keeps up his progress.
|Sam Byram & Robson-Kanu|
at 01:58 18 Jul 2015
Sam Byram for £8 million & Robson-Kanu for £6 million
Rumours not going away.
Am I missing something?
at 00:10 1 Jul 2015
What happened to it?
The summer is boring.
at 15:42 17 Jun 2015
Realistically we have Bafe supported by Ayew & Emnes.
Of the players recently mentioned in connection to us who would be favoured? And, do we need support or competition for Bafe.
Bas Dost £10,000,000 26 yoa (9 from 29 )
Ryan Babel £8,000,000 28 yoa (20 from 36)
Stefano Okaka £4,000,000 25 yoa (4 from 34 – 16 moves in 11 seasons!)
Aleksandar Mitrovic £12,000,000 20 yoa (27 from 50)
Odion Ighalo,£8,000,000 26 yoa (20 from 30 Championship – 14 moves in 7 seasons)
Loic Remy £14,000,000 28 yoa 9 from 29
Luc Castaignos £4,000,000 22 yoa (14 from 35)
|Munich in July|
at 13:36 13 Jun 2015
After last night's distraction back to the serious stuff.
Anyone going to watch the mighty play Borussia Monchengladbach and / or 1860 Munich?
I'm not sure if I can justify missing my wife's retirement do for a friendly.
|Is Monk going to be our Arsen?|
at 09:16 11 Jun 2015
If we remain in the Prem and in mid to top end could Monk be our 20 year manager?
He's got the results and is gaining praise within the profession.
at 00:37 24 Apr 2015
I've just realised only 6 of our current team have scored this season, Dyer, Jonjo, Routs, Bafe, Siggy & Ki
compared to 13 who have scored for West Ham just below us
(Stoke 9, Soton 11, Spurs 11)
Should other players be chipping (heading or shooting) in with a few more?
|West Ham Want Monk|
at 01:20 17 Apr 2015
Didn't think there were enough threads on this topic.
at 22:22 13 Apr 2015
Is he a defender, stoker or wing?
I have seen hime described as all three.
1 goal in 4 this season is exceptional for a defender, pretty good for wing but a little shy fora striker.
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