The Return Of Psycho

After obtaining a replacement ankle from an albino goat and the and use of some deep mysterious Voodoo black magic taught by Walter Boyd's Mother "Bubba Boyd", the transfer listed attacking midfielder gave a big Tommy two thumbs fresh thumbs up and stated he's ready to maim and kill again. Physio Martin "Frankenstein" Evans has allayed any fears Swans fans had that the 27-year-old would again be spending time in Cefn Coed Metal hospital. He told the club's official website: "Martin took a kick to the calf, which was a bit sore, so he went up to the player in question and calmly tweaked his nipple & promised a visit in the changing room later. He felt it was better to get them off, rather than risk any further injunctions." Evans went on to say that the calf is only bruised and that the player trained on Friday with the rest of the squad. It is expected that Thomas should be ready for a first team return against Bristol City next Saturday. NOTE: All details in the above story are not necessarily true and if prove to be correct, is due to some unfortunate accident where fact is stranger than fiction.

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