Every now and again the Football League computer throws you a bum ball. Just four weeks after we waz robbed at Bradford we now prepare to welcome them to White Rock on the back of three successive wins.
The problem with games against the same team in a short span is that it is very difficult to produce the same preview again without people accusing you of more repeats than the BBC. The 'A' grade material of Yorkshire Puddings (Dean Windass) and the rest have all been used recently and can't be used again.
So where do you start? Well, it's breaking the habit of the lifetime but this time around it's time to spread our arms wide and welcome our Yorkshire cousins (aren't they all related to each other in Yorkshire anyway?) to Swansea and hope that they enjoy their stay. And to do things like that you have to make them feel at home. So just for the occasion I will speak in their native tongue and provide the preview for them in Yorkshire speak. Dickie Bird, Darren Gough and Yorkshire Pud - sit back and enjoy the masterclass of JackArmy.net speaking Yorkshire
Seanseeur city are ont' back o' three successi' wins as thee prepare ta welcome mid table bradf'd city ta whi' rock on tuesday. Afta saturday's nail bittin triumph a' forma european champions nottingham forest wor ma' wi' an attitude not seen sin t' famous "you're scousers" scandal o' late novemba.
'earts 'n flowers will be t' last thin ont' min' o' t' swans as thea Yorksha opponents arri' ont' back o' eur draw a' 'ooam ta swindon.
97 yearowd dean windass will be lakin' 'is last gem afowa eur suspension 'n swans fans will rememba 'a' t' expandin waistline wor t' scora a' valley parade last month.
Bradf'd fans wor jannock indignant a' t' preview last month when we sez "an' thee li' int' shada o' sheffield". Thee suggested we may li' ta gerr t' map art ta av eur skeg 'a far thee are fra t' steel city. While wea'ar doin 'a' 'appen thee could skeg up t' meanin o' 'tongue i' cheek' ta gerr t' point wea'ar makin. Wha' wor 'a' abaht Yorksha puddings agin?
'appen thee should stick ta greyhoun' racin 'n fla' caps 'n leev football ta 'em as understan' it?
Team news wise it's not gran' fert 'ooam side wi' watt, izzy 'n lt10 joinin t' injury front. monk is back fra 'is suspension which is gran' whilst kneight will start wi' rory up front
'n for wee visitors we will see schumacha join windass i' sayin tarreur afowa suspension.
And so there you have it. JackArmy.net goes all Yorkshire and for once welcomes away fans in the best way possible - in their own dialect
And just so good ole JXNeutron doesn't feel left out "Tranmuz ay still a team chocker o' scousers and dee all pong."
Enjoy the game folks
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PREDICTIONS SO FAR 21:30 13 Feb 2006
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