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Vince Cable: Steve McClaren 14:53 - Mar 28 with 3112 views

If footballer managers were UK MPs, a thread
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Theresa May: David Moyes

A well-respected member of the background for years and a steady hand to continue a dynasty, their appointments right royally fucked everything. A series of successive failures have shown them to be out of their depth. Sunderland awaits. pic.twitter.com/4GhH73sQuA
— Mark White (@markwhlte) March 27, 2019

Nigel Farage: Sam Allardyce

Despite never actually achieving a concrete trophy/election win to shout about, they've influenced the scene like a bad smell of gravy and stella over the course of two decades. As British as bulldogs, drink pints of wine, can't wait to leave the EU. pic.twitter.com/F6ZxrG04Bw
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Chuka Umunna: Marco Silva

Young hopes considered beacons of a utopian future by some (Labour voters and Watford fans), these guys have shown themselves to be more interested in money, while exposing their own flaws. People have little time for either these days. pic.twitter.com/TWAi5Opmgg
— Mark White (@markwhlte) March 27, 2019

Tony Blair: Alex Ferguson

There are still calls for them to return. Both achieved unprecedented feats, both very obviously did illegal things. But whilst Fergie's dark side involved persuading referees, at least he's not a war criminal. pic.twitter.com/NfoJ3xgasT
— Mark White (@markwhlte) March 27, 2019

Jeremy Hunt: José Mourinho

The dark lord. Pure evil. Fuck knows how they keep getting jobs, but they do and everything around them dies. Dies. pic.twitter.com/V9zWdBJXM2
— Mark White (@markwhlte) March 27, 2019

Arlene Foster: Maurizio Sarri

With questionable opinions on gay people and a rigid philosophy that they will not bend for anyone, it's a wonder these guys managed to get to the top. Days in power are surely numbered, as both are as popular as a shit sandwich. pic.twitter.com/A2VBOEQowA
— Mark White (@markwhlte) March 27, 2019

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Vince Cable: Steve McClaren on 15:06 - Mar 28 with 3047 views

TheChef

The Lib Dems still exist???

Poll:

How old is everyone on here?

Vince Cable: Steve McClaren on 15:11 - Mar 28 with 3028 views

DavieQPR

So Labour is good anyone else is stupid.

Vince Cable: Steve McClaren on 15:13 - Mar 28 with 3022 views

CiderwithRsie

Not great but TBH you could do a lot bloody worse in both jobs.

In fact, we have done.

PS Jeremy Corbyn as Arsene Wenger is incredibly flattering to the former, I'm not sure when Corbyn did the political equivalent of winning the league while going undefeated all season and two League and FA Cup doubles. Coming a close second in a General Election everyone thought you'd be stuffed in isn't quite the same IMO.

Vince Cable: Steve McClaren on 16:36 - Mar 28 with 2826 views

plasmahoop

Vince Cable: Steve McClaren on 15:13 - Mar 28 by CiderwithRsie

Yes, but did Arsene wenger have his own festival where middle class public sector workers went to drink craft beer at 5 pounds a can and crack one off at the shrine of the Great cult leader?

Vince Cable: Steve McClaren on 19:50 - Mar 28 with 2567 views

CiderwithRsie

Vince Cable: Steve McClaren on 16:36 - Mar 28 by plasmahoop
Yes, but did Arsene wenger have his own festival where middle class public sector workers went to drink craft beer at 5 pounds a can and crack one off at the shrine of the Great cult leader?

Quite possibly, I wouldn't put anything past Arsenal. It all sounds pretty North London/Nick Hornby to me.