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Funniest Song Lyrics 07:55 - Sep 24 with 5359 views

WokingR

Nearly crashed the car laughing after hearing Missy Elliot sing
"Call before you come, cos I got to shave my choocha"

Funniest Song Lyrics on 22:53 - Sep 25 with 1331 views

hamptonhillhoop

So I broke in to the palace,
With a sponge and a rusty spanner,
She said “Eh I know you and you cannot sing”
I said “That’s nothing, you should hear me play pianer”
Smiths the Queen Is dead

Hundreds by HMHB

Funniest Song Lyrics on 23:13 - Sep 25 with 1319 views

smegma

My friend is so depressed
She wanted to have sex
I pissed in the kitchen sink
As she slowly undressed.

Gotho by Idles.

Who says romance is dead eh ??

Funniest Song Lyrics on 23:40 - Sep 25 with 1300 views

RamseyR

GBH c1982

Big women, I like the size, big women flabby thighs.
Big women, big women, big women .. they fill my eyes.

Oooh a a ah !

Here they come, walking down the street, big and bouncy look so neat.
I like them best between the sheets, big women give me a treat.

Skinny wenches will not do, I need a big one to see me through.
I've gotta get some meat to see me through the night,
in the morning I feel alright.

[Post edited 25 Sep 2019 23:42]

Funniest Song Lyrics on 19:41 - Sep 26 with 1198 views

dezzar

Funniest Song Lyrics on 22:26 - Sep 25 by Esox_Lucius
It's not like you've been captured, by Barbary Corsairs.

your going on after crispy ambulance

Funniest Song Lyrics on 20:15 - Sep 26 with 1189 views

Esox_Lucius

Funniest Song Lyrics on 19:41 - Sep 26 by dezzar
your going on after crispy ambulance

Whimsy Zoom Zoom by Splodgenessabounds has some funny, yet dubious, lyrics . Opening line is "Never invite a vicar round for a friendly game of Scrabble, within 30 seconds he'll have a finger up your labial" but you can't find the lyrics on any of the regular lyric sites.
A lot of their songs from their eponymous 1981? album had some very funny lyrics.

The grass is always greener.

Funniest Song Lyrics on 20:40 - Sep 26 with 1183 views

dezzar

Funniest Song Lyrics on 20:15 - Sep 26 by Esox_Lucius
Whimsy Zoom Zoom by Splodgenessabounds has some funny, yet dubious, lyrics . Opening line is "Never invite a vicar round for a friendly game of Scrabble, within 30 seconds he'll have a finger up your labial" but you can't find the lyrics on any of the regular lyric sites. A lot of their songs from their eponymous 1981? album had some very funny lyrics.

I fell in love with a female plumber from Harlesden NW10

Funniest Song Lyrics on 22:53 - Sep 26 with 1168 views

HantsR

This is a live issue and sore point for me. I just changed my TomTom voice for Bono from U2, but now the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Funniest Song Lyrics on 12:00 - Sep 28 with 1093 views

Bedford_R

The Wikka Wrap. The whole song. Taking the piss out of Alan Whicker and followers of soul, funk and the like....

RMH_R Reborn

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