For LFW punters who don't have Bournemouth tickets for tonight here's what I hope entertains and amuses,not on a recent good run at all mind you with iffy left-field second-rate OP thread starters >>> Russ v Russ UK SW6 WALHAM GREEN BLUE SCUM v RUSSIAN ZENIT ST PETERSBURG GAZPROM BLUE SCUM ROMANS GLOBAL FRANCHISE ROUBLE ROBBERS ~ KGB ASSISTED. THE BIG QUESTIONS ARE: (1) WILL EITHER,NONE OR BOTH OWNERS GET INTO SATAN'S BOTTOM TONIGHT perhaps in disguise seeing as they are both ostensibly banned by UK law from doing so? (2) WILL the Mummy's just died grieving albino scruff BORIS appear on the centre circle miked up @ 7:45 PM sensationally cancelling the match at the last minute on advice of the head of MI5,Ken McCallum ? Any thoughts or further flights of fantacy Messrs Dorse, Konk ,Ted Hendrix,Nix,Disco or Danny Paddix? ROMAN SALUTE. THE SHY SLY RUSSIAN ROUBLE ROBBBING OF THE PEOPLE'S WEALTH CORRUPT BENT NOGOODNIK GEEZER'S BARRED. End Of.
Yet another 18Stone Opening Post crap fail ..*sigh*.. dropped like a lead balloon
* 'Doing the rounds of the kitchen' puppy dogs like to zoom around maybe Norf's pet ferret gets taken out his strides 'and does the rounds of the kitchen'
and Rangers at 3 nil-up with 20 minutes to go they rather 'rested the cue on the rack'. Ilias Chair finished blowing up the lilo,took off his boots put on his flip- flops and promptly hit the post for a 3rd time from a socially distant 2 metres when easier to score. ~ I reckon we can get up to at least 10 or so ~ Northernr unique maxims and aphorisms ,genuine 100% fat-increased oop norf blood-oozing tripe butty influenced.
Lead on,Napoleon ++++ CW should add this to his colllection IMHO.
Nick London: ..and meanwhile at lunch-time in the early kick-off at BOURNEMOUTH sand sea and sunshine await as our dear busy bee neighbours prepare to only get a not good enough thoroughly disappointing 1 point draw as they look to bottle it in the play-offs for a 9th time. Once more again without feeling,as is their wont. I hope their 1965/1966 obsessed sad-case PA announcer and Audrey Roberts has his/her hankies ready."
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN POOR OLD SPARTAK HOUNSLOW IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
GOOD LUCK THIS EVENING,FORTUNE FIND YOU 'AMMERS after all outside R's FOOTBALL IS AS EASY AS ABC #AnyoneButChelski Roman apologises? #TooLittleTooLate FFS! Wonkas Salisbury Novochock Gangster state.
Even if reggae is really not your bag one thing is for sure that you really got to respect is that she'd never ever shake 26 Captain Leader Racist & BellEnd's filthy hand and she's a healthy eating vegan,not wolfing down the chlorine and chemical-laden chicken.
Hard times is-a-coming boys and girls even for hitherto so far insulated southern softies:
My beloved late Mum was born 12 miles from Anfield in Saint Helens so that's why unlike a fair few posters on here I've got a soft spot for them. It's ManUre fecking graceless Fergie and whining cocky Terry Christian that get my goat.
Talking of two-bob leery nauseating Terry and remembering the Word, has TV ever been more crass barrell-scraping uninspired spit than in the 1990's?
..in action plenty of tickets @ £40 YORK HALL Old Ford Road E2 Easy to to get to Bethnal Green central tube Saturday 21st March 2020 day of Fulham @ home on SKY English Title Eliminator ~ Sean Robinson Scaffolder Straight out of Ruislip! ~ He's one of own YOU RRRSS ~ knock him out Seany boy! First boxing match I'm seeing in my life..intriguing. Phone tickets on 07393550319 Full details on poster @ The Connie
A twitter from a mate of Sean Robinson's: Replying to @TCQPR2012 and @shiner_sam I’m QPR as well, you might have noticed some posters outside the ground yesterday of a boxer Sean Robinson a QPR fan and a big Oasis fan. South Africa side.
Coningham bouncer genial friendly Big Dave's son a good lad, very polite like his Dad:
This silly old sod yours truly will be taking along a lot of QPR flags ~ it will get messy,for sure : WE'RE ( or should that be I'M ;)) THE BARMY RANGERS ARMY LADIES AND GENTLEMAN BOYS AND GIRLS ... THE CRAIC WILL BE MIGHTY! RUISLIP PRIDE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED..C'MON SEANY YOU RRRRRSSSS!!!!!!! Rangers get a cheeky mention @ 4:40 the end of the interview:
Win some,lose some.. can't win them all:
With Clive's permission I'll bump this up closer to the top nearer match and bout day.