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Non-QPR – Can we type (not talk) about Alexa?
at 10:50 15 Apr 2024

I've often wondered about Alexa listening in on everything you say - it must be always listening as it waits to hear the wake word. So what happens to all the other conversations you have, that Alexa is undoubtedly listening to as it's waiting for it's cue?

I had a plumber round on Friday, he used a specific power tool that I hadn't seen before, and I asked him about it - he told me what it was and I thought it was clever. I never searched online for it, didn't mention it again... and then I see an advert for it today whilst on this site.

WTF?
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Spaceman! Where's the match thread?
at 14:09 12 Apr 2024

I'm worried this is a bad omen...
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Can we stop deleting these spam bot threads
at 08:47 12 Apr 2024

I’m trying to give Brian a platform, raise his profile.
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Will we stay up?
at 22:58 9 Apr 2024

Will we stay up?


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More VAR shenanigans
at 18:59 7 Apr 2024

Maddison punches Florist defender in the guts off the ball.

Why did VAR clear that?

Why no 10 replays?

Why aren’t SKY really mentioning it?

What a load of toss.
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The Owl and Jude the Pussycat - A QPR match thread
at 19:47 1 Apr 2024

I’m not going to go into detail, but at the end of this we’re either dancing by the light of the moon, smothering ourselves in quince and remarking on what a lovely pussy looks like, or we’re going to be shovelling piggy-wig’s shıt into our mouths with a runcible spoon.

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High noon for Lowe and co… a QPR match thread
at 10:43 30 Mar 2024

Having spent an okay’ish season with QPR, lazy, lumbering Lowe will only be too aware of how returning players are want to punish the R’s, and break the hearts and minds of the fans.

How it normally happens, is the player will spend 90 mins against QPR doing the exact opposite of what they did playing for QPR, just to really invoke froth and anger from the fans. So, expect a crazed unstoppable lunatic sprinting around, sacrificing any available body part to get the ball, tears rolling down his cheeks as he lines up for something he truly cares about… this will, of course, be the Jamal Lowe that faces QPR on Monday.

He’s done well this year for Swansea, a good return for goals and assists… and, maybe crucially, he has just scored against the Owls, so may have got it out of his system a game too soon.

Let’s hope so.

I’m going for a wild away win 0-3.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread
at 14:20 27 Mar 2024

There is a phenomena of criminals returning to the crime scene to observe how their handiwork is dealt with. In some cases the perpetrators are thought to experience a kind of perverse thrill, reliving the crime and experience over again in their mind.

And so, Laird and Roberts - the Brum Bandits – the arsonists who burnt season 22/23 to the ground, return to the scene of their horrific crimes to sift through the ashes to see if there is any trace evidence left behind of their time at Loftus Road. Maybe they will revel in the looks of horror on the faces of the gathering masses, or the shaking of the heads from hardened veterans who thought they had seen everything, but were shocked at what they saw inside?

The looks of horror though are to be found on their own faces as they cross the line and lay eyes upon a very different scene... this is definitely not what they were expecting.

There are no chalk outlines in the shape of Gareth Ainsworth or Neil Critchley, no sobbing loved ones desperately clutching at a soiled Tyler Roberts shirt, or a dumbstruck forensic accountant trying to justify how they were duped into spending money on absolute toss... No, The scene is, well, lovely and green... the faces are a mixture of hope and happiness... the site isn't a vacuous, charred mess... the manager is commanding, strong and looks like he knows exactly what he's doing.

Panic sets in, it wasn't supposed to be this way!

In unison, already fresh out of ideas of what to do next, like muscle memory, what happens to Laird and Roberts when faced with uncertainty or difficulty, happens again - they both sit down and shake their heads... 'It's the calf again guv' is barely audible above the din from the masses who aren't even booing, they're laughing... and Laird and Roberts, as they trudge off the pitch give a faint clap as some kind of acknowledgment. This is rejected though, the people vs Laird and Roberts is over, the judgement was passed down - they were found guilty, although they felt none, and sentenced to a career of nothingness.

3 to the R's - 1 to the Arsonists.

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The Black Cats vs Jude the Cat Match Thread
at 15:11 12 Mar 2024

Will we be Top Cat or just another sorry looking, well beaten pussy?

If this goes badly, Spaceman can come back…

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Open All R's
at 14:29 7 Dec 2023

Paul Finney hosting from the bottom of the ocean this week.

WTF is going on with the sound quality...?
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