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|Everything but the goal - Report
"...but his cross to Dykes 12 from time was pinpoint and the Scotsralian rather botched a free header straight at Ruddy."
"The emporer is naked!" Accept it FFS!
|Chekhov's winter - Awaydays
Nobody would blame you for taking the season off Clive. God knows the club seem determined to.
|He’s promised it will be different this time mum — Preview
â€œIâ€™m probably no longer the ideal person to be writing these previews and reports because Iâ€™m absolutely raging.â€
Clive, youâ€™re the perfect person to not only write these previews and reports, but write the (unedited) programme notes and give the team talks! ðŸ‘ðŸ»ðŸ‘ðŸ»ðŸ™ŒðŸ»âœŠðŸ»
|The Dykes debate - Preview
â€œOf course heâ€™s not good enough: look at him.â€
However, when all is said and done, itâ€™s not his fault if he keeps getting picked.
|It is what it is - Preview
An exceptional piece, even by your own ridiculously high standard ðŸ‘ðŸ»ðŸ‘ðŸ»ðŸ™ŒðŸ»
|Show and tell - Preview
Whilst weâ€™ve â€˜lostâ€™ four keepers to injury does anybody really think weâ€™d be any better placed now if weâ€™d had to rely on Archer or Walsh?
|Willock brilliance brings QPR home on the road again - Report
A win built on the strength and guile of our back 3/5, with our porous midfield AWOL for long periods. Field & Dykes both passengers again.
Warbs must rate Thomas even less than I do, his lack of minutes is simply embarrassing.
|Paint by numbers - Report
â€œAll you can do is take it out of their hands as best you can. Score in the first half when you should have done.â€
And thatâ€™s it in a nutshell.
Canâ€™t believe how much bitching and moaning the clubâ€™s propaganda unit has pumped out in a bid to deflect away from the squadâ€™s current collective performance nosedive.
|Oh, Siriki Dembele - Report
'Y' block is a free-for-all for most home games. Neanderthals flood in from god knows where and I've seen a number of family groups and other innocent parties forced to seek refuge elsewhere in the ground. They've tried jacking up the ineffective stewarding without success. It may be cheap but it's rarely cheerful!
|City's smash and grab sucker punch stuns QPR - Report
Right here, right now, I donâ€™t see our strikers being up to the 15-20 goals job.
Dykes, if he isnâ€™t scoring, is a passenger. I just donâ€™t see him holding the ball up or dominating defenders. Austin has been preoccupied, and lethargic when called into action. Gray has so far failed to excite, albeit very early days.
As a team we rarely attack the ball when itâ€™s put high into the opposition box. Unless it lands on someoneâ€™s head there is a lack of desire to move towards it and challenge.
Entertaining to the end, yes. But stats donâ€™t get you points.
However, in Warbs I trust ðŸ‘ðŸ»ðŸ‘ðŸ»
|We need to talk about Rob — Report
Yep. Chair and Willock tore it up first half before, as you said, getting too cocky and showboaty. There were plenty of amazing long passes to marvel at from several players.
Disappointed that, of the starters,Thomas, Archer and Kelman didnâ€™t leave their mark, even at this level.
Not sure what to make of the whole â€˜only four subsâ€™ (non) message eitherâ€¦