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Clint Eastwood
at 22:55 4 Jan 2020

Kelly’s Heroes will probably always be tops but:

A Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Coogans Bluff
Play Misty for Me
Dirty Harry
The Beguiled
High Plains Drifter
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Escape from Alcatraz
Bronco Billy
Honkytonk Man
In the Line of Fire
Gran Torino
Million Dollar Baby

Not bad for a geezer that can’t act apparently.

De Niro, my arse.

Heat is bloody brilliant though. Midnight Run too.

In memorium
at 23:41 30 Dec 2019


Hope for Queens Park Rangers.

My hope, my destiny, my expectation, my future, my life.

I’ve provided a lot of time on the fortunes of this blue and white hooped clan. I’ve given them my best and most insignificant years. I’ve preyed on their success like it was the oxygen running in my blood and their failures have sent me to case of ash on many occasions.

An uncontrollable, vague and vacuous desire that one day, somehow my hope for this entity will provide me with my life expectancy has foundered in the rocks of hopeless fools.

The lifeboat of salvation has rung its last bell and if I don’t heed its call I may never see shore again.

This endurance can only last so long, must i carry the burden of stark inevitability for all my days or face the true consequences of mid table obscurity?

I have provided flesh, blood and currency a plenty and I have been given a jokers hand.

Time to retire to worlds of clear sky, deep days and pure longing.

Deep in the heart of existence. Lies our destiny.
Took my American cousin
at 18:17 21 Dec 2019

To today’s game.

I couldn’t have chosen a better introduction to the world of Queens Park Rangers. And he’s a Mets fan.

It was what we do. Rangers, even when they let me down, they let me down.

Welcome to the party pal!

And now we drink.
Skin deep
at 23:30 14 Dec 2019

Was the stranglers piss of resistance
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Stupidest thing you’ve ever done
at 00:38 30 Nov 2019

Done so many it’s just a blur...

That thing, that you wished never ever happened. But yep it did and it was all because of you. You tw@t.

Being born. Start from there.... and they’re off...
I’m farting like an absolute bastard
at 20:46 29 Nov 2019

Since lunchtime. Can’t stop the gits. And here comes another...

at 08:26 23 Nov 2019

What’s the bloody point in that?
Morry Thou?
at 07:27 23 Nov 2019

All these years, I thought it was “My relief now”

Get a grip.
The death of Immortality
at 22:53 22 Nov 2019

Live, love, get annoyed about stuff, die.

That’s it.
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What just happened?
at 17:02 15 Nov 2019

About 20 years ago an extremely fit woman at my old job asked me out. She was from New Zealand, I think, and blonde, great “chesty pegs” (her description) and supported the Rs! She was cracking. Had an overlapping front tooth but, my word, she was on fire.

Off for a pub crawl down Goldhawk Road (when it was possible to do such a thing). I’m potting all the shots. Being funny, taking sensibly, having proper intelligent conversations. Never happened before and rarely since.

Chucking out time and we are walking back up to the Green, mows my chance to seal the deal.. here we go..

“Samantha, can I ask you a question?”

“Of course, what is it?”

“You ever thought about getting your teeth done?”

The Wagon
at 13:32 1 Nov 2019

It’s a bumpy old ride and I could be ambushed at any stage. Hopefully the wheels won’t come off and the town of Sobriety will welcome me with open arms.

It’s been 90 minutes since this journey started. Dyin ain’t much of livin boy.

at 17:55 24 Oct 2019

Apparently, according to a BBC website article, there is a thing whereby Man City are trying to get internet influencers to increase attendances at their chumpions league games by influencing people on social media.

Anyone that’s influenced by some mindless t wat on the internet to do something is some sort of mindless t wat.

Don’t read that bloody article.
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Joe Waters
at 18:53 18 Oct 2019

Is a git.

And a c unt.

[Post edited 18 Oct 2019 18:59]
at 23:22 11 Oct 2019

No one says that anymore

Get knotted you toerag.

Nor that

Or “That’ll be less than 6 quid for that pint mate”

The Tree of Life
at 19:57 5 Oct 2019

Is a burdensome thing, for those who live a lie. For a man without love, he ain’t no man at all. Just a cold Bitter Wind passing by...

A very wise man said to me today that it’s all about the vibe. You can analyse things to an inch of their life but the vibe is all. And baby the vibrations are good.

The ying, the yang. The tree bears fruit be it ripe or rotten. This tree is giving forth and long may it continue. This is football as we know it.

Moby Grape me baby.
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at 21:59 4 Oct 2019

Can list 3-0 inlukily you can win 3-0 luckily. You can draw 0-0 crapily. You can do anybloody thing, cause it’s football. It’s all happened before and it will happen again.

It matters not. It just is.

That, Clive is your match report for all eryenity. No payment nexcesaru🙆🏼‍♂️
Don’t get annoyed
at 21:41 4 Oct 2019

Get wan£ered

That was the advert wasn’t it?

I brike two TWO BAORS of glasses tonight . I was blind before but now I can’t see .

You think losing when you’re ppayning well is bad?

Try looking at something that ain’t there
at 23:02 28 Sep 2019

That whole day was boring. Boring and crap. West Brom. F ucking boring club. Nether big not small, just West Brom fu ucking off West Brom. Is there a south/east/mid Brom? What’s a Bromwich? Don’t tell me don’t care.

Bloody hell. It’s all sh it. Non consequential cobblers. Why do I ho back. Just to watch a team that no one cares about outside of us, who have totally unreasonable expectations of their never achieving club.

Well, it’s something to get annoyed about innit. My train of thought has now derailed.

There was a point and I’ve list it. Bloody early kick offs.

I’ll be dead in 40 years. If not sooner.
Stupidly happy
at 22:59 27 Sep 2019

Songs that make me grin and bounce like a complete berk

Now to listen to something bloody awful and depressing, I’ve got a mortuary record somebloodywgere

That was mead meant say Morrissey not mortuary, but hey ho

[Post edited 27 Sep 2019 23:18]
at 22:13 27 Sep 2019

Doesn’t exist. Or if it did it’ll soon be extinct.

Philosophy was from county Kerry
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