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Joe Waters
at 18:53 18 Oct 2019

Is a git.

And a c unt.

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Cobblers
at 23:22 11 Oct 2019

No one says that anymore

Get knotted you toerag.

Nor that

Or “That’ll be less than 6 quid for that pint mate”

Cobblers
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The Tree of Life
at 19:57 5 Oct 2019

Is a burdensome thing, for those who live a lie. For a man without love, he ain’t no man at all. Just a cold Bitter Wind passing by...

A very wise man said to me today that it’s all about the vibe. You can analyse things to an inch of their life but the vibe is all. And baby the vibrations are good.

The ying, the yang. The tree bears fruit be it ripe or rotten. This tree is giving forth and long may it continue. This is football as we know it.

Moby Grape me baby.
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You
at 21:59 4 Oct 2019

Can list 3-0 inlukily you can win 3-0 luckily. You can draw 0-0 crapily. You can do anybloody thing, cause it’s football. It’s all happened before and it will happen again.

It matters not. It just is.

That, Clive is your match report for all eryenity. No payment nexcesaru🙆🏼‍♂️
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Don’t get annoyed
at 21:41 4 Oct 2019

Get wan£ered

That was the advert wasn’t it?

I brike two TWO BAORS of glasses tonight . I was blind before but now I can’t see .

You think losing when you’re ppayning well is bad?

Try looking at something that ain’t there
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Boring
at 23:02 28 Sep 2019

That whole day was boring. Boring and crap. West Brom. F ucking boring club. Nether big not small, just West Brom fu ucking off West Brom. Is there a south/east/mid Brom? What’s a Bromwich? Don’t tell me don’t care.

Bloody hell. It’s all sh it. Non consequential cobblers. Why do I ho back. Just to watch a team that no one cares about outside of us, who have totally unreasonable expectations of their never achieving club.

Well, it’s something to get annoyed about innit. My train of thought has now derailed.

There was a point and I’ve list it. Bloody early kick offs.

I’ll be dead in 40 years. If not sooner.
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Stupidly happy
at 22:59 27 Sep 2019

Songs that make me grin and bounce like a complete berk













Now to listen to something bloody awful and depressing, I’ve got a mortuary record somebloodywgere

That was mead meant say Morrissey not mortuary, but hey ho






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Existence
at 22:13 27 Sep 2019

Doesn’t exist. Or if it did it’ll soon be extinct.

Philosophy was from county Kerry
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That was
at 20:40 14 Sep 2019

A f ucking great game of football.

One of the best I’ve seen in year

And we won
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There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins
at 00:44 14 Sep 2019

The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.
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If QPR never existed
at 15:30 1 Sep 2019

What could you have done?

And if LFW never existed does the post actually exist?

Existentialism for dummies.
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Woke
at 18:21 24 Aug 2019

Reading Cilves preview and much fun it was but this word ‘woke’.

I’ve only really noticed it recently and seems to me to be one of those buzzwords that I bleed I g hate because I think it’s having a go at me and makes me think that everything believe in and think is w@nkish.

Bloody stupid word for something that is anti human being. This wish for perfectionism in us that is unachievable and just adds to the cobblers of living.

Woke my ar$e.
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Getting older
at 19:31 16 Aug 2019

It’s a weird thing innit. You get older and look back at your life and all the things that you thought you were right about and realise it was bo11ocks and you were wrong even though you thought you were tottLly right.

Then you get older and realise what an berk you were but now you’ve learned a lesson and now you’re totally right about everything. It’s a bloomin conundrum for sure.

You live, make mistakes, learn but at no point are you ever wrong. Until you’re dead.

So is death the truest state of mind? Or is that just bo11ocks.

Anyway, Skin Deep by the Stranglers is an alimightily good sing. And that ain’t wrong.

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Do ya want your old lobby washed down
at 20:16 9 Aug 2019

Con Shine, do ya want your old lobby washed down

Once o had a bunch of thyme and thyme beings all things to my mind

Knockmthree tomes on the ceiling if you want me

In my memory I will alts see the tow o loved so we’ll tbeyve music halls and bombed our walls

This time last week I promised I wouldn’t get drunk or be a tit

Il like tits
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The caress of love
at 23:33 3 Aug 2019

Brought forth today with the sweeping silk laden hand of majestic sensual climatic dependency.

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Another season of
at 23:11 2 Aug 2019

Who gives a shot .....

Just the same as. 1886.


Or 1882.
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The Public House
at 15:45 2 Aug 2019

The cause of and answer to, all of life's problems.

I feel the need.

See ya later suckers.
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Funky weather, funky people
at 13:45 25 Jul 2019

Wear some deodorant you stinky gits. Especially if I have to be stuck in a tube tunnel right up your armpit.

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Love
at 21:57 20 Jul 2019

Bumbumbim I’m bunn bum glasses .
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