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Honest Guv
at 17:22 16 Oct 2011

I wasn't to know.


Went to Harlequin with my daughter to buy some clothes & stuff for new baby.
Was in John Lewis, and queued to pay for the stuff. The silly cow behind the counter commented that I looked too old to be with 'my wife'. I politely told her that 'my wife' was actually my daughter, and told her to mind her own business, at which she called her manager & complained that I had been rude.
After a 5 minute 'discussion', I left the stuff on the counter, and left the shop.
Nuff sed.

I then noticed a person that seemed to be everywhere that I was whilst walking around looking at stuff. Whilst I was looking at a new lens for my camera in John Lewis, I caught him trying to look into my bag at which point I dragged him out the shop & hit him once. It was then that he told me he was a plain clothes policeman, not a security guard, but a Met policeman.
He had been following me as I was suspicious.
Well, if he had been doing his job properly, he would have seen me pay for everything I took.

I was released from the police station after 2 hours with a caution, but not charged. I complained that everything I had in my bags had a receipt, so he had not been doing his job very carefully.
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And Now For Something Completely Different
at 18:48 15 Oct 2011

tired of losing 2 points blogs, nw not happy with his wife's choice of toilet paper, bollox, xollob, bollox.

so, in honour of all the protestors in london, rome & wherever, here's the clash:



and some talking heads:



and this lot:

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i reckon
at 19:48 14 Oct 2011

that if blackburn lose to us tomorrow, kean will get the sack after the game.
despite everything to the contrary, i think that they will kick him out if they lose.
martin o'neill to replace him.

and i think we will win 2-1.

and i will be in london, but not lr, too.

and i might have had too much to drink already.
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£7m
at 08:15 14 Oct 2011

for gary hooper?

phwoooaaaar!

i reckon that's about £5.5m too much.
i just hope that when we start sniffing around players, club owners see beyond tony's fat wallet (or is that fat tony's wallet?). i would hate to feel that just because we are in the big time, we will start getting screwed buying mediocre players.
£7m should buy us a LOT more than an unproven at this level player - scottish premier league is littered with top flight failures & is at a lower standard than the championship - FACT.
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Just Back
at 19:15 13 Oct 2011

from bringing my daughter & new grandson home from the hospital.
as ugly grandsons go, he is alright. very sweet & yet to make a real racket.
his elder brother seems very happy with himself; a younger brother to terrorise, yet play football with.
daughter is doing well too, and will get much attention in the coming weeks.
but inevitably, we already have a couple of serious problems:
my daughter lives in my house in stanmore having given up on her mother aged 16. she is very happy living there with her husband, and it means they can save money on rental for a deposit for a house when & if. i had not spoken with her mother for 12 years prior to my daughter's marriage, and things are not really better today. that is because she is a bitter & twisted bitch. even my daughter has a strained relationship with her mother.
anyway, my daughter called her mother before she went into hospital to let her know. she could only leave a message on her mobile & she has not called back. not that i care, but she is still the mother of my daughter whatever i think of her.
second problem is that herbert's parents got choice over my first grandson's name, but we (mother's side) want choice now. herbert's mother now says that the father's side of the family always choose a son's name. well dear, harold was not such a good choice first time round, and my daughter wants this one to be called sam. but she doesn't like sam and wants this one to be called lars after some norwegian relative of hers.
i'm off to drink a bottle of good red wine, smoke a fine cuban cigar & relax in my recliner. the resy pf them can all go fcuk themselves.
here's to the next generation.
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New Baby Grandson
at 22:03 12 Oct 2011

am happy to announce that my eldest has given birth this evening to another son, another grandson.
flying over first thing tomorrow to see the little happy crying $hitting bundle to make my own mind up.
and this 6 weeks after losing my mum.
sometimes irony is just an understatement.
happy never the less.
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Hmmmmmm ..........
at 06:37 12 Oct 2011

just where are his brains?

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Brainy-Burnley-footballer-Clarke-Carlisle-b
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A 'group of mentally deficient right wing numpties'
at 05:04 12 Oct 2011

you tell 'em joey .....

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/878250-joey-barton-slams-edl-after-he-is-a

comments from the edl might include:

'he didn't say that when he handed over the cheque for £10k'

or

'he said he could fit right into our crowd'


N O T
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Master Bates, again ....
at 08:51 11 Oct 2011

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/15241344.stm

isn't it about time that someone with a backbone actually took this clown to task, asks the right questions & gets the right answers?
the idea that he is a UK tax exile resident in Monaco, and had bought the club from the anonymous investors, via a company registered in Nevis, the West Indies, another tax haven, is purely a red herring as he works & operates within the football league & potentially the premier league, and should be subject to their laws & not ones that bates decides to be part of.
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Trouble At Mill
at 07:09 11 Oct 2011

wet spam will not, apparently, get the olympic stadium.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15251893

maybe we should suggest to roman that a better built, already available stadium is out there ....
tell him it's still in the same borough, and he can renaim the whole local area chelsea heights.

or even chelsea lows.
or lampard town, or terry town.
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OH WHAT!
at 00:24 11 Oct 2011

common sense?

in scotland?

a public authority listening to common sense?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15250846

presumably too much whisky in the haggis.
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Is Gary Right?
at 17:59 9 Oct 2011

i know we all hate him, but he does have a point .....
(and not the one on the top of his head either)


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/15232130.stm


but is capello brave enough? he has got nothing to lose, so he might as well throw some younger players in with pace, and let the older ones (lumphard, barry, bent, terry, a (h) cole, etc sit this one out. if he puts the best england side out & we lose, all we know is that we are $hit. but if we put out a younger, faster, hungrier team, it could upset the spanish. i mean, we do still owe them for the inquisition.

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i must say,
at 15:50 9 Oct 2011

i do like this idea:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15208873

fantastic use of space in new york. i am sure we can all think of space that can be transformed into something better for the public. i will start:

stamford bridge.
[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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And Justice For All .....
at 12:53 7 Oct 2011

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-15211250


at any time under the cherie blair dictatorship, vincent cooke would have been hung, drawn & quartered on his way to trial. his family would have then had to pay for the clean up & his children would have been branded.

i am almost waiting for someone to break in.
nothing. they wouldn't find a thing left of the person in my household.

oh alright, seeing as you ask:

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Who
at 18:55 5 Oct 2011

fancies a ruby?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15183070

went to an open air concert in the 70's where they served a chilli burger called 'the eliminator - burns on the way in, & burns on the way out'. and it did

i tend to make mild creamy curries with vegetables as opposed to chicken. my mixed bean one goes down very well.
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Chillin'
at 19:06 4 Oct 2011

with a cold beer.
had a really stressful day today, and now the missus tells me she is seriously ill with a $hitting bug that means i will sleep elsewhere till she is better.
warm enough for shorts & t shirt too.
watching the day go by slowly, getting more & more into it. or is that out of it?

gonna need some more beers.
anyone else want one?
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That's Two Things
at 19:46 2 Oct 2011

that have really pissed me off today.

got this bloody cricket outside the bedroom chirping away. went outside to see if i could find/kill it, but could not.
i sprayed some lighter fluid all over the area, but the missus refuses to let me light it up. can't think why ....
i bet it's a bloody fulham supporter as well.
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Fulham Degrees of Separation
at 17:12 1 Oct 2011

ok, bear with me on this one.
playing foolham tomorrow, who have a statue of michael jackson outside their ground........

my mother in law has been watching the jackson doctor trial non stop, only taking time out for toilet breaks.

having seen a couple of minutes myself yesterday, my question is, how long a sentence for manslaughter will the doctor get? think they have to set an example and send him away for a madoff amount of time; say 354 years.

and talking of guilty beyond doubt, what about that she devil witch queen in perugia? temptress who indulges in sexual depravity to satisfy her blood lust. now she should be hanged for her crimes.
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Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into Finance ......
at 14:38 29 Sep 2011




we are all fukked!
but i do admire his honesty.
(i thought tango & cash ruled the world)

this will make the front page of the daily mail tomorrow, and the back pages of the financial times.
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The Monday New Stadium Thread
at 05:31 26 Sep 2011

according to the bbc, yesterdays attendance was 16,707. clearly nowhere near the 30 - 35,000 that we should be getting each & every home game.
sooner or later, those blinkers will have to come off for you to realise that sustainability at this level requires bums on seats. seats that are more comfortable & offer more legroom than the ones we usually perch ourselves on. modern diets has ensured that this generation of supporters is clearly bigger than the last.
initially, the plan has to be about consolidation & staying in the premier league. it will then have to turn its attention to a new improved stadium with more seats & better facilities.
i see on today's bbc site, there is an article about everton and their need for a bigger stadium.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/15051909.stm
if everton, a well established premiership side, say they cannot compete without the additional revenue stream that a bigger stadium would provide, what chance do we have? and when will people actually realise that this is an inevitability, given the ambitions of our new owners.
i love lr & the intimidating atmosphere it generates. now if only we could do an audi & shove it in a photocopier & increase it by 175% or so. we could then reduce the attendance prices, ans slowly you would see increased gates & revenues. within 5 years of being an established premiership club, we could have a regular 35,000 gate each & every home game.



















































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