| Martin Tyler (Commentator) 22:08 - Jan 24 with 2353 views | Bobby_Fischer |
Does he do anyone else's head in?
Just watched the Arse v Chelski match, f*ck I nearly put it on mute.
He kept calling Kante, Conte and my personal favourite was "Chelsea need an equaliser to salvage a point." - Its a knockout cup game you pleb.
"AND ITS LIVE!" |  |
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| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 22:30 - Jan 24 with 2269 views | Jack_Kass |
Yes he has gone full Motson now and is on a downward slope |  |
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| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 22:34 - Jan 24 with 2256 views | jack2jack |
Aguerrrrrrrrroooooooo!! 😀 |  | | |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 22:39 - Jan 24 with 2238 views | Bobby_Fischer |
He doesn't actually comment on the match, just babbling bollocks.
Reminds me of Alan Partridge. | |
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| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 23:07 - Jan 24 with 2176 views | spiderboy |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 22:39 - Jan 24 by Bobby_Fischer |
He doesn't actually comment on the match, just babbling bollocks.
Reminds me of Alan Partridge. |
If you wanted him to comment on the game maybe you should shut your eyes and let him tell you whats happening,,i.e from square 3 to square 4 etc..if you want an accurate and incise picture of the whole scenario of the game open your eyes and listen to the man,,he may be past his best,but hes probably still one of the best,still.. | | | |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 23:10 - Jan 24 with 2169 views | Bobby_Fischer |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 23:07 - Jan 24 by spiderboy |
If you wanted him to comment on the game maybe you should shut your eyes and let him tell you whats happening,,i.e from square 3 to square 4 etc..if you want an accurate and incise picture of the whole scenario of the game open your eyes and listen to the man,,he may be past his best,but hes probably still one of the best,still.. |
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| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 23:12 - Jan 24 with 2160 views | spiderboy |
get a grip | | | |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 23:18 - Jan 24 with 2146 views | TheKirkyLife |
"And it's live" really does me in too. Of course it's live you moron. |  | | |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 23:31 - Jan 24 with 2121 views | Bobby_Fischer |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 23:12 - Jan 24 by spiderboy |
get a grip |
Have you read what you wrote? Bizarre. | |
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| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 23:34 - Jan 24 with 2117 views | Bobby_Fischer |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 23:07 - Jan 24 by spiderboy |
If you wanted him to comment on the game maybe you should shut your eyes and let him tell you whats happening,,i.e from square 3 to square 4 etc..if you want an accurate and incise picture of the whole scenario of the game open your eyes and listen to the man,,he may be past his best,but hes probably still one of the best,still.. |
So I am wrong for wanting a commentator to comment on the game, but if I want him to I should shut my eyes.
If I want an accurate 'scenario' of the game I should open my eyes and listen to him?
He's past his best, but is still one of the best?
Great stuff, you are f*cking mental. | |
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| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 06:58 - Jan 25 with 1936 views | E20Jack |
All commentary does my head in. If your mate was sat next to you in a pub, volume down, watching a match doing the exact same thing, I reckon most people would give it 5 mins before telling him to "shut the f*ck up!".
But with these buffoons it seems acceptable, even though they are the most annoying people on the planet. Tyler and Motson are the worst of the two. Motson shouts a players name in excitement, you look up and he has the ball in the halfway line. |  |
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| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 07:45 - Jan 25 with 1884 views | Quincy999 |
Commentary has allways puzzled me. Why do we need someone to tell us what is happening when we can see it with our own eyes. During the transition from radio to tv a union rep must have done a great job convincing the tv executives that it was still needed. | | | |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 08:39 - Jan 25 with 1815 views | swanjackal |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 07:45 - Jan 25 by Quincy999 |
Commentary has allways puzzled me. Why do we need someone to tell us what is happening when we can see it with our own eyes. During the transition from radio to tv a union rep must have done a great job convincing the tv executives that it was still needed. |
I'm guessing because blind people still use the TV too. Also, it's a tool to make you piss faster, and to get back to the game by over zealous speech as a team passes the half way line (Jonathan Pearce). |  |
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Hypocritically hypocritical ! |
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| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 10:00 - Jan 25 with 1727 views | Loyal |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 07:45 - Jan 25 by Quincy999 |
Commentary has allways puzzled me. Why do we need someone to tell us what is happening when we can see it with our own eyes. During the transition from radio to tv a union rep must have done a great job convincing the tv executives that it was still needed. |
Keep duffers in a job. |  |
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| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 10:44 - Jan 25 with 1685 views | WarwickHunt |
Barry Davies was the only football commentator ever worth listening to. Unfortunately the BBC deemed him inferior to the fûckwit Motson who appeared to be in permanent self-parody mode. |  | | |
| Martin Tyler (Commentator) on 13:04 - Jan 25 with 1603 views | andrew |
Bloody hell grow up. | |
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