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Football v Sex 21:40 - Nov 15 with 4549 viewsqprxtc

I’ve heard it said among football fans that some incident or other is better than having sex.

Now either these people are virgins or have had very bad sex all the time.

I love me some Rangers but what it’s better than splurging over a big girls ginourmous gazongas in a Hammersmith Hotel in 1993 (delete or insert your sexual preference).

Zamora, close. But come on…

Eileen.
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Football v Sex on 21:53 - Nov 15 with 3578 viewsTwoHalves

A nice cup of tea?
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Football v Sex on 22:11 - Nov 15 with 3531 viewsdmm

Bristol Cream takes on a different meaning now...
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Football v Sex on 22:26 - Nov 15 with 3510 viewsqprxtc

Football v Sex on 21:53 - Nov 15 by TwoHalves

A nice cup of tea?


Over me sack baby!
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Football v Sex on 22:40 - Nov 15 with 3465 viewscolinallcars

Football 2 Sex 0 ( after extra time )
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Football v Sex on 23:40 - Nov 15 with 3340 viewsBoston

Surging runs
Throbbing atmosphere
Probing balls
Pulsating action

or Mrs Boston.

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Football v Sex on 00:17 - Nov 16 with 3286 viewsstowmarketrange

The last minute at Preston last season was orgasmic.Someone even lost their keys in the celebrations didn’t they Clive.
And do you come at the same time as 45,000 others did on Zamora day?
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Football v Sex on 02:58 - Nov 16 with 3156 viewsFredManRave

There's nothing better than coming from behind.

I've got the Power.
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Football v Sex on 03:00 - Nov 16 with 3151 viewsnumptydumpty

Both are extremely important at a younger age and critical to life.

At more advanced years, both are greeted with less intensity, however more talked about than experienced ie BS wins the day.

Or is that just me !!

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Football v Sex on 04:11 - Nov 16 with 3126 viewsFDC

They are incomparable. One is something I enjoy only as a spectator, from professional level to amateur, often down the park.
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Football v Sex on 04:46 - Nov 16 with 3107 viewsTwoHalves

Sounds like a memorable night. I take it Rangers lost again?
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Football v Sex on 04:55 - Nov 16 with 3096 viewsTwoHalves

Football v Sex on 22:26 - Nov 15 by qprxtc

Over me sack baby!


That’ll be extra, sir.
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Football v Sex on 05:25 - Nov 16 with 3067 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Nearly always on the 60 minute mark, we start making substitutions. Sometimes for tactical reasons, other times to just freshen it up a bit. Certainly at that stage a double substitution really picks the pace up.

Preseason friendlies, utter chaos. Pretty much start subbing from 30 minutes until the end. We also use trialists.

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Football v Sex on 08:20 - Nov 16 with 2935 viewsBklynRanger

Football v Sex on 04:11 - Nov 16 by FDC

They are incomparable. One is something I enjoy only as a spectator, from professional level to amateur, often down the park.


...the other is usually more of a professional endeavour involving a team of men and a whistle
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Football v Sex on 09:33 - Nov 16 with 2837 viewsthehat

I suppose it depends on weather you are comparing it to the the nil nil draw with Oxford or Jamie Mackie’s last minute winner against Liverpool after trailing 2 v 0.
[Post edited 16 Nov 9:34]
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Football v Sex on 10:35 - Nov 16 with 2743 viewsTwoHalves

Football v Sex on 02:58 - Nov 16 by FredManRave

There's nothing better than coming from behind.


Arrived at the ground recently for a 12.30 KO forgetting that Sky had switched it to 3pm. Guess I’d come too soon.
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Football v Sex on 11:02 - Nov 16 with 2698 viewsTwoHalves

Say what you like about qprxtc but he has the perfect alibi for the evening in question.
[Post edited 16 Nov 11:34]
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Football v Sex on 13:34 - Nov 16 with 2536 viewsGus_iom

Football v Sex on 02:58 - Nov 16 by FredManRave

There's nothing better than coming from behind.


Yeah, we lack penetration when coming from behind. Seem to wilt under pressure.

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Football v Sex on 16:53 - Nov 16 with 2352 viewsnumptydumpty

Football v Sex on 04:11 - Nov 16 by FDC

They are incomparable. One is something I enjoy only as a spectator, from professional level to amateur, often down the park.


i go to that park and loads of people turn up, but they just take their dogs for a walk and when i flash my headlights, they look at me rather strangely !!

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Football v Sex on 18:08 - Nov 16 with 2261 viewsFDC

Ireland fans in Hungary might take a view on this tonight
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Football v Sex on 19:17 - Nov 16 with 2171 viewsnumptydumpty

Football v Sex on 18:08 - Nov 16 by FDC

Ireland fans in Hungary might take a view on this tonight


And we used to be constantly linked with Troy Parrot too !!!

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Football v Sex (n/t) on 20:13 - Nov 16 with 2107 viewsnumptydumpty

Football v Sex on 18:08 - Nov 16 by FDC

Ireland fans in Hungary might take a view on this tonight


[Post edited 16 Nov 20:14]

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Football v Sex on 22:33 - Nov 16 with 1977 viewsSonic_Hoop

Pretty average at both, despite lots of practice. Back in the day.
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Football v Sex on 01:38 - Nov 17 with 1886 viewsjohncharles

Whichever football or sex VAR will ruin it

Strong and stable my arse.

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Football v Sex on 03:51 - Nov 17 with 1837 viewsHAYESBOY

Both are a bit up and down really............

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Football v Sex on 08:14 - Nov 17 with 1727 viewsTwoHalves

Football v Sex on 08:20 - Nov 16 by BklynRanger

...the other is usually more of a professional endeavour involving a team of men and a whistle


There’s that ‘team of men’ again. Steve McClaren has a lot to answer for.
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