| Childishly Amusing 08:22 - May 11 with 6600 views | Dorse |
Got some sort of parish plan survey through the other day and I noted that the Chairman was called Dick Stainer. Cue 5 minutes of childish sniggering in the Dorse household. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Childishly Amusing on 08:32 - May 11 with 5447 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Absolutely everyone in Ireland knows someone who knows this woman in Tralee called Annette Curtin. Everyone. | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 08:35 - May 11 with 5439 views | PlanetHonneywood |
I hail from Greenford and currently, I am in Tokyo. Several years ago I was also in Japan, where I cracked a ridiculously silly joke of no humour to the person I cracked it to and quite likely, to you, the reader.
Japanese people are ridiculously friendly and polite, but unable to pronounce the letter 'L'. It went a little like this:
Japanese person - Herro.
Planet H - No. Greenford actually! | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 09:23 - May 11 with 5362 views | TheBlob |
I used to know someone called Egon Chips.
And there was a family....Horace and Doris Norris.Lost touch with them,rumours that they were going to call their son Maurice. | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 09:32 - May 11 with 5345 views | hopphoops |
I love that joke. It's why so many so many Japanese people live in Harrow, they get into the cab on arriving at Heathrow with a 'Harrow driver!'
PS I've met a Roger Sharpley. | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 09:39 - May 11 with 5324 views | danehoop |
My mate's sister's at school were called Joy and Gay.
Unfortunate that their surname was Ryder.
True. | |
| Never knowingly understood |
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| Childishly Amusing on 10:21 - May 11 with 5280 views | DannyPaddox |
Pontus Wernbloom
is:
a) a Hawaiian theme park
b) a Swedish holding midfield player
c) the small piece of flesh that bridges between the a-hole and the muff
d) all of the above [Post edited 11 May 2016 10:24]
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| Childishly Amusing on 10:31 - May 11 with 5257 views | CiderwithRsie |
I recall being in Czechoslovakia in 1989 and meeting a Japanese bloke who pointed out that the Czechs were having their first flee erections since 1938. | | | |
| Childishly Amusing on 10:32 - May 11 with 5256 views | HantsR |
As map makers we were always amused by a Police Station being the only building in Letsby Avenue. | | | |
| Childishly Amusing on 10:40 - May 11 with 5237 views | CamberleyR |
"Oh, Free Elections!"
"Yessss! Why you no rissen? Stupit iriot"
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| Childishly Amusing on 10:44 - May 11 with 5227 views | Boston |
Some years ago, I encountered a chap from Essex but of German extraction, his name was Wolf Pack. He's probably still out there, roaming. | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 10:52 - May 11 with 5205 views | PlanetHonneywood |
I once had to deal with a chap whose surname was De'Ath. Only thing is, he was in the correctional business, working at one of Her Majesty's hotels for criminals.
So imagine your first day in the clink, you're already worried about Bubba on E-wing and then you meet Officer De'Ath and that's when you really start worrying! | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 10:54 - May 11 with 5196 views | Mick_S |
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| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Childishly Amusing on 11:05 - May 11 with 5165 views | qprwpg |
Working with someone called Afaq. | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 11:15 - May 11 with 5150 views | gordanoR |
I've got a Fakhfakh working with me. | | | |
| Childishly Amusing on 11:22 - May 11 with 5137 views | Mick_S |
And number three - there is a certain symmetry between the two. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Childishly Amusing on 11:30 - May 11 with 5108 views | johncharles |
If you get hassled in Japan and asked your name, say Larry Riley | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Childishly Amusing on 11:31 - May 11 with 5104 views | easthertsr |
Apparently there is a deli in Israel called Cheeses of Nazareth! | | | |
| Childishly Amusing on 11:32 - May 11 with 5096 views | WokingR |
Currently got 2 clients Sally Gentle and Dominic Ennis
No problem there you'd think except that both of them absolutely insist on using their middle initials.
What I actually have to deal with is
Sally B Gentle and Dominic P Ennis | | | |
| Childishly Amusing on 11:34 - May 11 with 5086 views | hopphoops |
In my brief telesales career i came across a German captain of industry called Herr Dreier. | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 11:42 - May 11 with 5060 views | enfieldargh |
We've done this before!!!
I used to have a manager called Theresa Green, tall blonde MILF, sometimes I couldn't leave my desk, ooh she gave me the orn!!!!
Please welcome to the porn makers ball Mr & Mrs cavity and their daughter Philma | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 12:35 - May 11 with 4986 views | TheBlob |
I once sold a motor to a geezer called Mustapha Khar. | |
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| Childishly Amusing on 13:06 - May 11 with 4938 views | PlanetHonneywood |
There is a cheese shop in Dublin called "Holy Cheeses' | |
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