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According to all media portals and twitter, Today is 'Mad Friday'. The day when Christmas Parties reach their Numerical peak ..Looking at the pictures on TV and comments on twitter, it seems nothing more than an opportunity for twenty something graduates with a degree in Umayyad Dynasty Islamic Textile Studies and who currently work in the city filing bought ledger invoices (suppliers 'A' to 'E') for a venture capital conglomerate , get to showcase their Party Animal Credo at the office xmas party . i.e tossing off the ACCA qualified chief accountant's 3 inch Chode over the yule log once his finished singing 'Layla ' by the Derek and the cnting Dominoes on the cnting Karaoke .
this being the case, for 'GramLine Friday' ive Cuckolded an 'Enry of Guatemalan Granola,Smashed the Granny out of 8 pints of Eggnog & had it on the Cobbles with a fukin' Elf.
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."
Hitting the town in Belfast tonight as its the wife's works party and i am invited for a free night out. As its her first year in the job I need to be on my best behaviour. That's the dancing ruled out then.
I woke up this morning in my bed. I have no idea how I got there but I suspect that I may have spiked my drink and taken advantage of myself. I sneaked out and drove off before I noticed that I had woken up. I'm not looking forward to seeing myself at work - awkward.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
Wish I'd read this yesterday before I took the lady wife out for a meal at a quiet riverside pub. Just as the food arrived the place was invaded by a gang of drunken rugby players in dresses. "It's their Christmas do" the landlady kindly explained.
I love that video. It's so good to see that fat bullying turd getting one. Many years ago I had a mate who was a good amateur flyweight boxer. Tiny little guy with a bit of a temper. I saw a couple of big fat bullies turn a very funny colour after a left hook to the ribs.
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