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The Hythe Ferry 08:32 - Feb 5 with 2727 viewsSaintNick

Once again under threat apparently , it would be a shame if it stopped, surely it could be ran as a tourist attraction thing, Howard Jones was born on the Waterside he could become our own Gerry Marsden if we asked him to write a song about it.

I can only remember going on it once when I was about 12 im sad to say

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The Hythe Ferry on 08:43 - Feb 5 with 2129 viewsRon11

Tommy Cooper used it every day when he lived in Hythe.
Just like that.
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The Hythe Ferry on 08:47 - Feb 5 with 2125 viewsHytheFerrytales

It's many a year since I lived in the "Jewel of the South coast" but, conservatively, I have sailed the 7 Seas on that craft about 3,000 times,

The best bit of the experience is the train along the pier...that piece of mechanical wood pre-dates Stephenson's rocket.

The locals are still clinging to the hope the tub will return....
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The Hythe Ferry on 08:52 - Feb 5 with 2113 viewsSaintNick

The Hythe Ferry on 08:43 - Feb 5 by Ron11

Tommy Cooper used it every day when he lived in Hythe.
Just like that.


A little know fact is that Tom Jones once played a gig in Hythe at the Lord Nelson, he stayed in Southampton and travelled across the water to get there.

When asked if he normally got a ferry to get to a gig he replied " It's not Unusual"

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The Hythe Ferry on 08:55 - Feb 5 with 2112 viewsHytheFerrytales

The Hythe Ferry on 08:43 - Feb 5 by Ron11

Tommy Cooper used it every day when he lived in Hythe.
Just like that.


My old man told me he used to drink in the Drummond Arms (long gone). He said that, unlike some comics, Cooper was if anything more manic and funnier in real life he was on TV.
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The Hythe Ferry on 09:05 - Feb 5 with 2091 viewsHytheFerrytales

My favourite Cooper joke concerns a man in a Doctor's surgery

Man:: What do the results say Doc?

Doc:: Bad news Mr Smith. Things are much worse than we thought. I have to tell you that you probably only have 4 minutes to live.

Man:: Oh my God..is there anything you can do for me.

Doc:: ( looks at watch). Well, I could knock you up a lightly boiled egg.
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The Hythe Ferry on 09:22 - Feb 5 with 2069 viewsgrumpy

Good and bad news Mr. Jones what do you want to hear first?
Whats the bad news?
Sadly we have removed both your legs.
Whats the good news?
You wife has bought you a new pair of slippers.
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The Hythe Ferry on 10:04 - Feb 5 with 2030 viewsButty101

Sounds like Things can only get better

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The Hythe Ferry on 12:38 - Feb 5 with 1943 viewsdirk_doone

"I can only remember going on it once"

That's more than I have. You can understand why they're having to close it.

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The Hythe Ferry on 13:03 - Feb 5 with 1911 viewsCARDIFFSAINT

Although I now live in Cardiff I am a Hythe boy, born and bred and it saddens me that we may never see the Hythe Ferry running again, many memories of travel in all weathers, great in the summer but not so great in winter! I hope it can be saved, fingers crossed.
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The Hythe Ferry on 14:36 - Feb 5 with 1860 viewsHytheFerrytales

The Hythe Ferry on 13:03 - Feb 5 by CARDIFFSAINT

Although I now live in Cardiff I am a Hythe boy, born and bred and it saddens me that we may never see the Hythe Ferry running again, many memories of travel in all weathers, great in the summer but not so great in winter! I hope it can be saved, fingers crossed.


Ah yes..below deck area... wooden slat seating...heating...luxury

Saturday lunchtime off to the Milton Rd end.

Woodbine lit...looking well hard...until the genuine hard lads came down the stairs and ordered us back up on the open deck where nonces like us belong.

Happy days.
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The Hythe Ferry on 14:53 - Feb 5 with 1842 viewsRon11

The Hythe Ferry on 09:05 - Feb 5 by HytheFerrytales

My favourite Cooper joke concerns a man in a Doctor's surgery

Man:: What do the results say Doc?

Doc:: Bad news Mr Smith. Things are much worse than we thought. I have to tell you that you probably only have 4 minutes to live.

Man:: Oh my God..is there anything you can do for me.

Doc:: ( looks at watch). Well, I could knock you up a lightly boiled egg.


My favourite Cooper joke:

Two cannibals eating a clown.
First cannibal says to the second cannibal- "Does this taste funny to you?"
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The Hythe Ferry on 14:55 - Feb 5 with 1839 viewsRon11

The Hythe Ferry on 08:52 - Feb 5 by SaintNick

A little know fact is that Tom Jones once played a gig in Hythe at the Lord Nelson, he stayed in Southampton and travelled across the water to get there.

When asked if he normally got a ferry to get to a gig he replied " It's not Unusual"


Roxy Music had their own ferry.

They named it Bryan
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The Hythe Ferry on 15:00 - Feb 5 with 1835 viewsRon11

The Hythe Ferry on 08:55 - Feb 5 by HytheFerrytales

My old man told me he used to drink in the Drummond Arms (long gone). He said that, unlike some comics, Cooper was if anything more manic and funnier in real life he was on TV.


I sat across the aisle from him on a flight to Teesside obviously a long time ago, I desperately tried not to look at him because all I wanted to do was fall about laughing,
He appeared not to notice , but on our descent he turned and looked at me and did that Cooper laugh. That was it, I just completely cracked up, as did everyone around me.
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The Hythe Ferry on 15:18 - Feb 5 with 1820 viewsCARDIFFSAINT

Hythe is staunch Saints and the sight of loads of Saints fans coming over on the Hythe Ferry is something I will never forget, hope it comes back.
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The Hythe Ferry on 16:12 - Feb 5 with 1777 viewsfelly1

My old man used to take me my sister on it back in the 70s.

I've taken my kids and nephew over the years and they love it...what's not to like ..a little boat trip out on the sea, followed by a rickety train ride down the pier .
A walk around Hythe and a bite to eat in Seashells cafe ..lovely little day out.

Really hope it can be saved.
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The Hythe Ferry on 16:20 - Feb 5 with 1769 viewsInTimeAddedOn

The Hythe Ferry on 14:55 - Feb 5 by Ron11

Roxy Music had their own ferry.

They named it Bryan


Did they ever sail it under our bridge we named Wayne?
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The Hythe Ferry on 17:03 - Feb 5 with 1745 viewsInTimeAddedOn

At the Royal Command Performance in 1964, Tommy walks on stage with a room heater. He says, '”They told me to go out and warm the crowd up.”

A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says, 'OK. You're ugly as well.'

I'm on a whiskey diet, I’ve lost three days already!
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The Hythe Ferry on 17:11 - Feb 5 with 1736 viewsLondonSaint76

Favourite old TC joke;

In New York City one man gets run over every 30 minutes.
After 2 years, he so sick of it he’s moving to San Francisco 😄
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The Hythe Ferry on 20:49 - Feb 5 with 1597 viewsGasGiant

On the basis of using it oncce in your life you'd like it to be there all the time. Reading the rest of these comments you can see immediately why this service should just be allowed to fade into memory. There isn;t one person here who has suggested they use it regularly, or even would use it regularly if it came back, and using it for a home game every two weeks does not count as "regular travel". Most of the people would sooner talk about Tommy Cooper anyway so it answers your own point obliquely Nick . This reminds me of people who lament the passing of the milkman in his milk float while buying all their milk in Tesco.
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The Hythe Ferry on 21:15 - Feb 5 with 1584 viewsHytheFerrytales

The Hythe Ferry on 20:49 - Feb 5 by GasGiant

On the basis of using it oncce in your life you'd like it to be there all the time. Reading the rest of these comments you can see immediately why this service should just be allowed to fade into memory. There isn;t one person here who has suggested they use it regularly, or even would use it regularly if it came back, and using it for a home game every two weeks does not count as "regular travel". Most of the people would sooner talk about Tommy Cooper anyway so it answers your own point obliquely Nick . This reminds me of people who lament the passing of the milkman in his milk float while buying all their milk in Tesco.


Crikey, what's your idea of a nice day out? A spot of seal clubbing?
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The Hythe Ferry on 21:40 - Feb 5 with 1558 viewsSaintNick

The Hythe Ferry on 21:15 - Feb 5 by HytheFerrytales

Crikey, what's your idea of a nice day out? A spot of seal clubbing?



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The Hythe Ferry on 22:17 - Feb 5 with 1536 viewsHytheFerrytales

The Hythe Ferry on 21:40 - Feb 5 by SaintNick



A ferry making that run dates back to at least 1585.

You can't buy that in Tesco.

Having mined that rich vein of comedy today, I'll take my leave for the evening.
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The Hythe Ferry on 23:06 - Feb 5 with 1510 viewsSaintNick

The Hythe Ferry on 22:17 - Feb 5 by HytheFerrytales

A ferry making that run dates back to at least 1585.

You can't buy that in Tesco.

Having mined that rich vein of comedy today, I'll take my leave for the evening.


I certainly would like to see it saved

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The Hythe Ferry on 07:40 - Feb 6 with 1392 viewsGasGiant

The Hythe Ferry on 21:15 - Feb 5 by HytheFerrytales

Crikey, what's your idea of a nice day out? A spot of seal clubbing?


Care to make a relevant point at least related to what I said, or had you just been baking that one for months without a chance to use it?
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The Hythe Ferry on 09:02 - Feb 6 with 1352 viewsHytheFerrytales

The Hythe Ferry on 07:40 - Feb 6 by GasGiant

Care to make a relevant point at least related to what I said, or had you just been baking that one for months without a chance to use it?


No...and...No.
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