| Football sayings . 16:11 - Jul 12 with 584 views | bwildered |
1. Corridor of uncertainty
An ominous phrase, unashamedly stolen from cricket (football has always happily commandeered phrases from the wider world for its own use) and which fills most goalkeepers with fear on a Saturday afternoon. The “corridor of uncertainty” describes a very specific area of the pitch - straddling the six-yard line in front of goal - into which the ball is often aimed, with the sole purpose of worrying the opposition’s goalkeeper into making a terrible decision.
2. Denied by the woodwork
There’s a curious strand of footballese that seems to attribute responsibility for scoring goals (or, indeed, missing them) to inanimate objects. The static goalframe itself - which is no longer made of wood, despite the charming phrase - is often said to “deny” a would-be goalscorer. If it keeps happening, a team’s goal is said to be “leading a charmed life”...until disaster strikes and they “contrive” to put the ball into their own net.
3. Aplomb
A lovely word, used almost exclusively by football commentators who wouldn’t think of deploying it anywhere else in life. To “finish with aplomb” is to score a goal neatly, stylishly and with total authority. We all really need to be doing more things with aplomb.
4. Ploughing a lone furrow
The most agricultural football phrase (except, perhaps, for the “agricultural” tackle, which nobody wants to be on the wrong end of) but it’s also tinged with sadness. Team tactics often mean one player has to lead the frontline all by themselves, which involves a lot of hard running with very little reward. The longer a player ploughs their lone furrow, the greater the chance that they will eventually start to “cut a forlorn figure.”
5. Ghosting in at the back post
There are countless ways to describe the way a player moves around the pitch - some “scurry” or “scuttle”, others “glide” or “dart” - but there’s no more stealthily effective way to arrive on the scene than to “ghost in”. This most commonly occurs when the ball is crossed into the box, as a goalscorer creeps beyond the defence, undetected, to score.
6. The world at his feet
Football has had a long-standing obsession with wonderkids, many of whom end up falling from grace and failing to fulfil their early potential. Such is the number of failed wonderkids that the phrase “the world at his feet” is more often used as a retrospective lament than a promise of future success.
7. Potential banana skin
An appropriately slapstick reference that warns a country that it won’t be easy playing against a weaker team in the Euros, a competition in which, particularly this year, we have been reminded that “anything can happen.”
8. Catalogue of errors
Football enjoys its collective nouns - a “flurry” of yellow cards here, a “hatful” of chances there - but none are more devastating to their subject than a “catalogue of errors”. Once again, it’s usually the poor goalkeepers who are affected by this, after they’ve dropped enough crosses and spilled enough shots that their mistakes have to be collected in a proverbial catalogue.
9. Dreaded vote of confidence
The “vote of confidence” that an under-pressure manager gets from his chairman has become such a harbinger of doom (they tend to get sacked soon afterwards) that is has evolved to become the “dreaded vote of confidence”.
10. Come-and-get-me plea
The “come-and-get-me plea” is issued by a player desperate to be allowed to leave for a more illustrious club. It often comes in a two-for-one deal with its hyphenated cousin, the “hands-off” warning, which is the standard, no-nonsense response from the club who don’t want to sell him.
11. Disciplinary tightrope
A precarious place to be, especially if you’ve picked up a yellow card early doors. From then on, you’re walking the disciplinary tightrope, a rather too dainty a task for the clumsy defenders out there.
Does going first in penalties mean you win?
12. Almighty goalmouth scramble
Goalmouth scrambles - a perfect few seconds in which one team’s desire and ability to score is perfectly matched with the opposition’s desire and ability to stop them - are a life-affirming spectacle. Any goalmouth scramble that goes on for long enough earns the suffix “almighty”, and deservedly so.
13. The managerial merry-go-round
Sadly just a figure of footballing speech, rather than an actual fairground ride used exclusively by out-of-work football managers. As a results business, the turnover of managers is unusually high, which keeps the merry-go-round turning all year round.
14. Unceremoniously dumped
Remember that “potential banana skin”? Slipping on one of those usually results in one of the big boys being “unceremoniously dumped” out of the competition. Apart from anything else, the phrase just has a lovely rhythm to it.
15. Silence the boo-boys
On the face of it, booing is a very strange thing. While it sounds quite impressive when thousands of people are doing it in unison, the idea of one grown-up human being being compelled to shout “BOOOOOOOOO” is very odd indeed. Anyway, these “boo-boys” (why not boo-girls, or boo-people?) exist purely to be silenced, usually when the target of their pantomime fury scores a goal against them.
Mostly all common knowledge to the majority on this forum without even thinking about it , but can you think of any completely new ones ?
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| Football sayings . on 16:45 - Jul 12 with 572 views | wessex_exile |
Nice work!
"Denied by the woodwork" has always been one of my bugbears. A more accurate description would be "missed".
Other expressions - does any other aspect of society use "expunged" an any way shape of form? Also, "dispossessed" - what's wrong with "tackled"? |  |
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| Football sayings . on 17:53 - Jul 12 with 559 views | bwildered |
Another surfaced over the weekend.
The Dark Arts , fouling in a undetected or supple way. | |
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| Football sayings . on 20:18 - Jul 12 with 535 views | durham_exile |
Great research bwildered
I would add one accredited to Roy Keane
"He has a mistake in him"
Normally used in a disparaging way against a particular player and often a Centre Half.
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| Football sayings . on 20:28 - Jul 12 with 533 views | pwrightsknees |
"We must take one match at a time".
But John Lambie, the former Partick Thistle manager, had a great variation: "when it gets to March, I dread one game at a time." |  | | |
| Football sayings . on 20:43 - Jul 12 with 526 views | Leadbelly |
The magnificent Half Man Half Biscuit have also pondered the use of the word aplomb in the song “Keeping two chevrons apart”
Well I’m not really worried about this
But could someone please answer me this:
Apart from on commentary
Where else on earth
Can you hear the word ‘aplomb’ being used? | |
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| Football sayings . on 23:33 - Jul 12 with 511 views | MrHappy2 |
| Football sayings . on 20:43 - Jul 12 by Leadbelly |
The magnificent Half Man Half Biscuit have also pondered the use of the word aplomb in the song “Keeping two chevrons apart”
Well I’m not really worried about this
But could someone please answer me this:
Apart from on commentary
Where else on earth
Can you hear the word ‘aplomb’ being used? |
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| Football sayings . on 08:57 - Jul 13 with 484 views | bwildered |
I take no credit for research on the subject, saw the article elsewhere and copied, but thought it would be of some interest to the those on this forum.  | |
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| Football sayings . on 09:42 - Jul 13 with 479 views | RSCOSWORTH |
Some crackers there. Very good. |  |
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| Football sayings . on 11:38 - Jul 13 with 462 views | durham_exile |
One term that has disappeared from the game is that of "libero"
The elegant defender who sat behind the defensive line and picked up the ball from the hapless attacker.
Slightly different to that of the "sweeper"
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| Football sayings . on 14:49 - Jul 13 with 446 views | bwildered |
Going on a mazy.
Player, mostly wide, with ball skipping past several floundering challenges heading for the direction of goal. | |
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| Football sayings . on 15:07 - Jul 13 with 445 views | Leadbelly |
“He’ll know he should have done better”
Commentator stating the bleeding obvious after a player proves he can’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo. | |
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| Football sayings . on 16:30 - Jul 13 with 429 views | bwildered |
“ He can’t miss.”
He can, and he did . | |
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