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Reply | Teeth
at 13:03 25 Apr 2024
Best dentist memory. When I was 15 I had an appointment with the dental hygienist. She was pretty and pretty damn buxom. I wasn't even bothered about what she doing to my gnashers when she dropping those norks directly on my forehead like I was some sort of teenage version of Nagasaki.
Worst dentist memory. I don't have a regular dentist at my dental surgery. It's usually someone different each time. Anyway, one time it was some girl who looked like she was 22 or some shit. Man, she had the touch of Tony Scully and the bloodlust of Lady Bathory. I was traumatised enough to phone my wife from outside to get it all out of my system before driving. When booking my next appointment I specifically asked them to have it with anyone but her. She's not been there since so I assume she's in prison now for crimes against gob. |
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Reply | Klopp off
at 12:28 25 Apr 2024
Liverpool sucking off Klopp for the last however many years has been unbearable. Everything about them has to be sensationalised as if it's the best thing that's ever happened.
Him announcing he was going and them thinking they were going to win everything was just peak Liverpool delusion. Them fking everything up in a month has been an absolute joy.
For old times' sake.
LOLverpool! |
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Reply | Chels
at 10:52 24 Apr 2024
I want to enjoy this more but really I can only celebrate Chelsea's actual pain. Be it losing a big final or having one of their stands collapse during match day. |
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Reply | Teeth
at 10:51 24 Apr 2024
I worked with a guy who had fked gnashers. I asked him what that was all about and he said he just never really looked after them when he was younger.
Man, that blows my mind. Like brush your fking teeth. Twice a day. Don't ever skip it. Don't be a dirty peasant.
Woman I work with used to eat lemons like they were oranges. Mad cow. Teeth pure fked now. |
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Reply | Random irritations..
at 13:13 23 Apr 2024
I hope the grass is brown and covered in piss for them.
I hate West Ham a bit. Not a lot like I hate Chelsea and Liverpool but definitely enough to want them to get relegated. It's mainly because of their bullshit.
I read Harry the Snake's autobiography for some reason and the first chapter is about how badly they treated Bobby Moore and it gives you a real insight into why Harry never valued loyalty to clubs. Anyway, now look at them. They've got 1966 in their phone number.
0333 030 1966
F**king chiefs. |
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Reply | Random irritations..
at 10:25 23 Apr 2024
Fans of other clubs.
This week it's West Ham. I work with one and he's moaning about the team and David Moyes. It's like mate, you're 8th and you won an actual trophy last season.
He's going 'yeah but where's the ambition?'
F*cksake. 8th and a cup is the ambition. That's literally as good as it gets. |
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Reply | We are not safe!!!
at 09:58 23 Apr 2024
I don't think it's impossible for us to shut out Leeds. Our defence isn't the worst thing about the team.
That said, I really hope we get something out of these games. Even if we stay up, I don't want to bitch out by losing both and just outpacing Birmingham/Huddersfield/Whoever. I want to go into the summer with a little bit of pride and, dare I say it, optimism. |
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Reply | Millar of Preston
at 16:29 22 Apr 2024
He reminded me of a normal height Peter Crouch but one who couldn't score if his life depended on it. |
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Reply | We are not safe!!!
at 09:32 22 Apr 2024
This is how not safe we are. If we lose and results don't go our way, this is the final day of the season for us.
If we lose and everything goes badly this week in the other games (inc. Brum beating Hudds), it'll look like this.
20 - QPR - 50 (vs Coventry away, 8th)
21 - Sheff Weds - 50 (vs Sunderland away, 13th)
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22 - Birmingham - 49 (vs Norwich, 6th)
23 - Huddersfield - 44
24 - Rotherham |
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Thread | The 2024 relegation thread-oh: Match 45.
at 09:28 22 Apr 2024
Could we lose the next game and go into the final Saturday literally cacking our arse? Yes, possibly. But we're in that lovely 96/97 form where we're inconsistent but okay and there are some sketchy teams below us. So I'm hopeful. Hopeful but SHATTING!
18 - QPR - 50 (-16) - WWLDLW
19 - Blackburn - 49 (-16) - LWDLWL
20 - Plymouth - 48 (-11) - LLWDWL
21 - Sheff Weds - 47 (-29) - DLWDDW
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22 - Birmingham - 46 (-16) - LWLLWD
23 - Huddersfield - 44 (-27) - LDWLDL
24 - Rotherham
FRIDAY
QPR v Leeds
SATURDAY
BLACKBURN v Coventry
HUDDERSFIELD v BIRMINGHAM
Millwall v PLYMOUTH
SHEFF WEDS v West Brom
If we lose and everything goes badly in the other games (inc. Brum beating Hudds), it'll look like this.
20 - QPR - 50 (Final match away to Coventry, 8th)
21 - Sheff Weds - 50 (Final match away to useless fking Sunderland, 13th)
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22 - Birmingham - 49 (Final match home to Norwich, 6th but pretty much sorted for a playoff place now)
23 - Huddersfield - 44
24 - Rotherham
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Reply | Random irritations..
at 09:15 22 Apr 2024
You seen this stuff with Gateshead FC?
They're in the play off places for whatever the Conference is called now. So basically within touching distance of the league.
But their council can't guarantee them a ten year lease on the ground and so the EFL have kicked them out of the playoffs. If I'm reading it right.
Seems like a bit of incompetence from their council and more 'let's fk the little clubs' nonsense from the EFL. |
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Reply | Thank you Marti Cifuentes.
at 20:10 20 Apr 2024
Honestly, Marti + full preseason + signing some strikers = MODERATE SUCCESS and MODERATE SUCCESS for us is like ACTUAL SUCCESS. |
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Reply | Begovic
at 20:08 20 Apr 2024
As much a match winner as Dykes today. Well, match saver. |
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