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Fulham Match Thread. 20:59 - Apr 1 with 25161 views

I haven't started a match thread since Nikita Khrushchev shot a CCCP Space monkey into the kuiper belt to assemble antenna at Salyut Laboratories.

However, Word has reached meÂ here in Leigh on Sea, That the Fulham Hooligan elementÂ are on full manoeuvres for tomorrow.Â

QPR Fans be warned, Their Hooligans will be tooled up inÂ cat skin dueling gloves dipped in shattered resin withÂ grandfather Pendulum Clock weights dropped down the leg of one's 72 button fly buckskin pantaloons

Also, Beware of Steel fish hooks sewn into their smoking Jacket lapels by bespoke Jermyn Street tailors. The regulation timber snuff boxes of the Fulham Hooligan, have been replaced for tomorows game with ones constructed from lingnum vitae, a hardy flush grain that will prove to be a redoubtable piece of kit upon one's Cranium.Â

Be aware of the canny sharpening of their briar churchwarden pipes to a keen edge That would take one's fackin' eye out.Â

TheyÂ have also recruited extra muscle from the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa legion , loyal by their blood oath to the mustard corduroy trouser. The no good slags secreteÂ Maris pipers studded with razor bladesÂ in their cumberbands .

Finally,Â be onÂ the ready eye for fulhamÂ hooligans in Stove pipe hats,Â as they haveÂ Â leaded piano legs in them which could split one's cannisterÂ open leaving one down the A&E Saturday night with the skagheads, Brasses and meat rack nonces withoutÂ so much as an old fashioned in ones hip flask.

3-1 to the glory superhoops.Â Â

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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

Fulham Match Thread. on 15:56 - Apr 2 with 2365 views

aston_hoop

I actually think we've been alright that half, Field and Thomas the obvious standouts but we are so much better with Dykes leading the line too. Against anyone else we'd be well in this but Fulham are Fulham and will probably cruise it though.

When do we think Hendrick comes on? 55 mins for Amos?

Poll:

Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:00 - Apr 2 with 2253 views

jtuck

Reality check...lucky to be only one-nil down at the half. They had two great chances for two more goals, clearer than anything we created. First saw Carvalho deflected shot hit bar/post and Barbet hook clear. Second saw fantastic save from Westwood of Decordova-Reid shot. They are class. We are not. But hope springs eternal and hope we pour towards Loft with Chair on in 2nd half.

LAranger

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:00 - Apr 2 with 2238 views

Boston

I’m on the road today, bloody commentary has been off more than on!

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:01 - Apr 2 with 2230 views

VancouverHoop

Chair for Amos I'd have thought.

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:02 - Apr 2 with 2196 views

derbyhoop

We're competing g well, but not creating a great deal. Field superb, Moses offering some threat, but I cant see where we could score.

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Fulham Match Thread. on 16:07 - Apr 2 with 2090 views

aston_hoop

Superb defending from Sanderson to deny a second

Poll:

Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:07 - Apr 2 with 2074 views

Damo1962

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:00 - Apr 2 by jtuck
Reality check...lucky to be only one-nil down at the half. They had two great chances for two more goals, clearer than anything we created. First saw Carvalho deflected shot hit bar/post and Barbet hook clear. Second saw fantastic save from Westwood of Decordova-Reid shot. They are class. We are not. But hope springs eternal and hope we pour towards Loft with Chair on in 2nd half.

Agree. The gulf is obvious, and we are competing, but that's about as good as it gets unfortunately.This game won't be the game that ends our play-off hopes - they have already happened.

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Fulham Match Thread. on 16:08 - Apr 2 with 2050 views

benhurst

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:07 - Apr 2 by aston_hoop
Superb defending from Sanderson to deny a second

Got very scared when I saw him go to ground but what a challenge that was!

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Fulham Match Thread. on 16:10 - Apr 2 with 1967 views

derbyhoop

Fulham always in the ref's ear. We're too placid. So then Wallace gets booked for dissent. WTAF

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:13 - Apr 2 with 1860 views

CamberleyR

Middlesbrough showing how it's done against our nemesis Peterborough...

Poll:

Which is the worst QPR team?

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:14 - Apr 2 with 1832 views

Damo1962

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:10 - Apr 2 by derbyhoop
Fulham always in the ref's ear. We're too placid. So then Wallace gets booked for dissent. WTAF

We can't even do the modern shithousery properly. Having some wistful moments thinking about the late Dave Clement R.I.P , and what a better experience football was back in the dayðŸ¤”

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:15 - Apr 2 with 1797 views

BrazilNutR

Stream back with Fulham comms.... Was enjoying Sinton first half

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:16 - Apr 2 with 1751 views

Damo1962

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:13 - Apr 2 by CamberleyR
Middlesbrough showing how it's done against our nemesis Peterborough...

Hasn't nearly everyone in this league shown how to do it against Posh. Only we could do the opposite.

Fulham Match Thread. on 16:19 - Apr 2 with 1655 views

MelakaRanger

Fulham are a class act and we are holding on by our shirt tails

A much better performance from QPR. Where was this energy and desire in our past 6 matches? We would have beaten Posh and Blackpool and Cardiff easy.

Oh look. No Hendricks!