| It’s only a laugh ! 10:11 - Aug 12 with 123894 views | KeithHaynes |
Put your jokes, pics etc right here 👍
Here’s one.
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 19:08 - Sep 25 with 3223 views | jack_lord |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:59 - Sep 24 by ncswan |
From one of my friends here in North Carolina:
I AM A SEENAGER (Senior Teenager)
~ Author Unknown
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later...
• I don’t have to go to school or work.
• I get an allowance every month.
• I have my own pad.
• I don’t have a curfew.
• I have a driver’s license and my own car.
• And I don’t have acne.
Life is Good!
Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this:
Scientists believe that brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full. Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline. The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time. The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
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Have a great day and enjoy the rest of your week.
Thought for the Day: "We need to understand that life is not what we're given. It's what we create, what we conquer, and what we aim to achieve." (Author Unknown) |
Ive got some family in NC and just found out that my grandfather's sister passed away last year just before her 107th birthday. Had completely lost touch with them 30 years ago and was doing some ancestry stuff and I found that - now in touch with some of them.
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 18:50 - Dec 22 with 245 views | shingle |
A German concentration camp commandant decides to arrange a football match butween the Germans and the Jews he explains the first team to touch the ball will be shot, Jews kick off.  |  | | |
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