| Return of the daily joke 22:21 - Jan 3 with 1255 views | chrisr |
I was arrested yesterday for Shoplifting,
The Police Officer said, "You are being charged with Stealing Two Bottles of Wine".
I said, "You can't Charge me for Stealing Two Bottles!"
Police Officer, "Why not?"
"It was buy one get one free!" I replied |  |
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| Return of the daily joke on 22:29 - Jan 3 with 1224 views | Banosswan |
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| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| Return of the daily joke on 22:31 - Jan 3 with 1217 views | Jackfath |
Thank God you're back man! I've missed you |  |
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