| Bob Monkhouse trending on Twitter 23:48 - Jul 20 with 571 views | KeithHaynes |
Genius.
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers." |  |
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| Bob Monkhouse trending on Twitter on 00:15 - Jul 21 with 546 views | britferry |
Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now. |  |
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| Bob Monkhouse trending on Twitter on 08:11 - Jul 21 with 431 views | Kilkennyjack |
"My wife said: 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said: 'Why?' and she said: 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already'." |  |
| Beware of the Risen People
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| Bob Monkhouse trending on Twitter on 08:47 - Jul 21 with 414 views | Thrasher6 |
"I was born in Kent....and I'm constantly reminded of it...many times when people leave the conversation I can hear them say "Kent".... |  |
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| Bob Monkhouse trending on Twitter on 09:10 - Jul 21 with 404 views | Catullus |
Last week my wife served me something for dinner that was so foul I gave it to the dog, and he licked his arse to get the taste out of his mouth.
Monkhouse was superb. | |
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| Bob Monkhouse trending on Twitter on 09:13 - Jul 21 with 402 views | Johnw102 |
Don't die of embarrassment!
Not a joke but something every man should think about! |  |
| Never knew getting old would happen so quick! |
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| Bob Monkhouse trending on Twitter on 09:54 - Jul 21 with 387 views | Catullus |
| Bob Monkhouse trending on Twitter on 09:13 - Jul 21 by Johnw102 |
Don't die of embarrassment!
Not a joke but something every man should think about! |
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